Hey ho! Any old timers around? Like GenX or similar prehistoric era? :) Gene Vincent? Tony Curtis? Ann Margret? Hum, probably not, you're either locked up in geriatric care like me or have not survived the many mandatory booster shots in the butt :D Well, if you are indeed alive and do remember the good old times, then this snippet is not for you either! Be bop aloha or whatever :) :D :D You were too old to enjoy the fantabulous czech babe Bijou in the flesh. If you did enjoy her company, say, in Prague, where you met her at, hmmm, Studio 54 early morning or Chapou Rouge, you know that she is the sweetest, kindest chick ever. Always smiling. Good natured. What a surprise that was to see her back in hardcore mode... Yeah I guess times are hard for everybody and those banksters are really devillish. Anyway, feel free to lurk or drop a note of appreciation HERE Plenty of pics and some more info and news. Oh and some industry insiders are there. Pro-ducers!

Wazzzaaaaaa! Well, since 60% of traffic is coming from smartphones, you probably will not be able to read this! It's okay it's ok I don't care I don't mind it's quite nice actually it's ok it's alright you meet a guy in a club it's ok it's alright I don't care I don't care ooops I guess I got a little hmmm carried away Anyway here's the wild child of the czech biz "C-section" Matty and her tight young bod doing VR things in front of a VR rig for your virtual and soon quite real pleasure. Blab, drool, lurk HERE where there is plenty of pics and some more info and news. Get! Pipsqueak.

OMFG such a flawless beauty! Well, I even looked at her IG feed and she's so lovely Una Fairy. Totally young and inexperienced, although she already knows how to work her ass(ets) like a pro, she still retains the attributes and qualities of the difficult to please-handle-keep young wild beauty. In short, total porn crush. And now, she's in a video VR for your personal VR pleasure. Who knew the VR headset your parents got you for christmas last year would give you more pleasure than watching Dietahvr shake her booty when she was still wearing those mini tiny eenie weenie skirts and panties... Write your opinion HERE or just lurk and gawk at mucho pics and some more info and news. Get!

oops I was gonna post this early but I guess I forgot to push the button. Anyway, here's Russian Snezha and her magnificient natural body and even more magnificient are her firm big boobs and plump derriere!! HERE is the larger resolution of that splash. Oh hey, I forgot to diss even more the stupid bimbo skanks I hate with a passion :) Yeah well, you know, they're skanky, stupid, vapid, but hey, nice (fake) boobs! Just kidding. Fuck 'em.

Good (very early) morning America! No it's not Jason and his dancing pals, it's your daily (more or less) snip sniping furry animal who wants to share with you the latest in pornoland or maybe rather a PSA for everybody's better mental health... (or at least mine, venting here). Take a break from IG's vapid 404's posting that they're heading to/from the nail salon before doing absolutely nothing worth of their stupid empty selfish no-life, airhead influencers-of-my-ass who influence only likewise retarded genZ trash in doing the same barf-inducing skits, tikthot airheads livestreaming their ass shaking like terminally-ill tweakers with Parkinson before snorting cheap draino to numb the overwhelming feelings of emptiness, shameless retired past-their-prime pornstar milfs slaughtering stupid pigs who really think they look good without AI filters, delusional young gold diggers with fake everything except their luxry garments and accessories to complement their old rich farts exhibiting themselves daily in public and hoping that some dumbass will envy their infernal lifestyle... Yeah, I made it through today's list of vomit-inducing things I have to look at!! People, please set the delusion aside, I know it's hard, but face your situation and stop pretending. Anyhoo, here's your daily titillating sex fix: Finnish blonde Angie Lynx and her exotic looking babe Lia Lin team up to boink Christian Clay after a little intimate massage. Talk about a happy ending! HERE is plenty of pics and some more info and news. Get!

Well, one thing you can't say about a thot like Baby Doll aka Mia Mi (lol) is that she's a lazy, do-nothing, stay-at-home-and-surf-the-net skank, nope, she is really earning her money the hard way, which is getting the big-dick-DP treatment from two huge dicks in front of the camera. Congratulations! Chapeau bas! HERE is her thread and there's plenty of pics and some more info and news.

Lol no that's not true. Or maybe it is. "Never pass up a good thing!" as Jean Rasczak used to say :) Oh I don't know, I feel like a brainbug sucked me a little too hard this time.

I know some guys who prefer ordinary-looking girls. There are several, various opinions about it, and sometimes it just kinda hits home... For once, homely babes have to make up their overall lack of attractiveness by being really good at cooking, talking, singing, flirting, walking, dressing up, or even in bed. Those of you who are lucky and experienced enough to have boinked super attractive chicks and also ordinary or barely pretty girls might agree with me. Very often, super hot babes just suck in bed, and not in a right way :) They expect the guy to do everything and they do minimal service :D Of course, your mileage may vary, and of course you have insanely hot babes who also are going to drive you closer to heart-attack city while jumping on your little guy down there. Well, Caroline Cross reminds me of the not-so-pretty category, with an expiry date that's pretty close to today :) Sorry Caroline, nothing personal, just my humble opinion. Anyway, agree, disagree HERE There's plenty of pics and some more info and news.

Spanish young chick in the headlights Anita Teen just happened to be in Madrid when Cel from Heavyonhotties (that site name alone has so many levels of fun) collided into her and far from apologizing he took her to bed to show her some wrestling moves (thank God he's not into UFC/MMA). Well poor Anita did not stand a chance, but hey, there's a classic oldie video that is sure worth checking. Also many many babes on his site. Got something to say? No? Amen. HERE is where you could, though.

Immensely successful (and productive) exotic babe Lia Lin is getting the blacked treatement! Hooray. HERE There's plenty of pics and some more info and news.

So, um, here's the thing. Porn as we know it just changed forever. Thanks to generative AI and the associated hardware/software progress (from our buddies Jensen and Mark) people can now chat with customized babes as they like. What do I mean by that? Well, anyone (of legal age) you fancy, can turn into your wet dream muse, and be seen sucking your dick, or many dicks, or having many enhanced attributes (boobs, lips, eyes, hair, legs...) the way you want. You can turn your girlfriend or wife into the dream babe, maybe younger, maybe with 350cc silicon tits, shaved pussy, gangbang sex fiend, lesbian in a male discovery romp, etc... It could be a chick you fancy from the movies, or fashion model, or bikini model, or lingerie, or instagram thot, even your fave or long-retired pornstar, without tatoos, younger or identical, doing POV scenes you've never seen, it could be a mix of a pornstar and a miss [country][year], it's entirely up to you. Your English teacher from middle school? Done :) The nurse who took care of you when you got your liver ruptured after a bar fight? Done. Your wife, but younger, slimmer, and fully enhanced and doing stuff you'd never dare asking? done. There you go, here's a chick I created in 4 mins just for the purpose of this promo: Mimi Mix and I can tell you, this is an imaginary babe, but my replicas are way hotter and more beautiful than the real ones. And I would like to say that the chat characters (you can choose among predefined personalities then tweak it - horny babysitter or romantic casual encounter) are incredibly addictive. Just try it you'll see. Definitely beats the vapid, stupid, uneducated regular bitches behind a webcam, not that I know anything about it ;) HERE is the thread you want.