Not. Welcome to yet another uplifting snippet for you bots and gurls! TGIF, right? Maybe you're already enjoying the weekend if you're in Europe, but if you're EST or PST then you aren't there quite yet. If you're stuck on the trading floor in lower Manhattan, you still have to struggle thru power hour, and then you will be able to go to your Hamptons beach house with your trophy [wife/mistress], spend some of your hard-earned bonus (just kidding) and maybe get coked up until monday morning! Anyhoo, the snippet title was not referencing you guys, smart market makers, but rather the dumb dudes who have nothing going for them except their looks or their dicks. Those guys think that a book on their IG feed, yes, with paper and pages, will make them look like they have a 2-digit IQ (which they clearly do not have). Oh well. So, cute-ish Brazilian Gi(i)h Spanic gets railed by multiple big dicks at the same time in the upcoming update for evil angel from the usual suspect studio :) Gih's forum thread is here. Hasta la vista!

Wow would you look at that?! Hungarian porn veteran Angelica Heart in a hot scene with Hungarian porn legend Tiffany Tatum and even more veterans, French legends Yannick Shaft and David Perry use their stick on the chicks. Tiff's thread is here. Wow, just UAU

Hello twinks and hot chicks! Yes, another snippet! Today is the day! Which day? Snippet day! At least before I get my morning coffee and buttered up croissant. Eggs or Bacon I can't, my cholesterol level would not like it. Hmm. What's the news? Old skanks slaughtering pigs worldwide..... Ah pigs, old and young, pigs. Blissfully unaware that they're looking at filters, not at the 304. Do any of you know or have met such aging chicks? I have. I do. Actually, I knew them before their MILFy time ;) Was shocked that they aged so badly. Was shocked again to see them on IG, and how good they looked there. Lol. Buyers beware! But here in this update you get both the hot young minx and the old whore! Woo hoo! Czech porn minx Lucianna Lucci Her thread is here.

OOIIAOIIIAAO rotating space bunny salutes you, bots and girls, and gifts you with yet another totally uplifting snippet! But before we proceed, is it just me or the "commercials" these days are barf-inducing, brain-melting, Goebbels-like instruments of mind subversion....? I feel like Malcom Mc Dowell in Clockwork Orange, and I'd rather prick my eyeballs with an ice pick rather than watch those shitty shitty shit propaganda spewed out by those sold-out fuckers on Madison Ave :D:D:D Anyway. Live another day. Here's very slender chameleon pornbabe Lola Jones aka Lolla Shine at woodmancastingx getting airtight like we like to see her. See? Lola's thread is here. Ciao ciao!

Hello cucks and buttercups! Sorry, no, there's no anal in this update and definitely not ATOGM as it is strictly a one on one video performance. Yeah, talk about misleading, deceptive advertising! What is the FCC doing, come on! So, today for this new uplifting snippet update we have Eve Sweet with Jason! See? At least you get something from the title... Anyway. I hope you had a great extended 4th of July, if you're in TX then I hope you and your loved ones are safe and doing ok. Thoughts and prayers for you then. Eve's thread is here. Furry freak animal over and out.

Good morning johns and girls! Ready for the fourth of July looooong extra thick extended weekend?! I'm your personal AI agent customized with your fave babe or hunk avatar to deliver your news the way you want it! We invent it if the real news don't fit the narrative you chose (Yes, I know, MSM is already years into it duh). Ok so I'm your custom babe, wearing a pink string bikini bottom, see-through chainmail top with cleavage down to the hips, fake tits. Your updates: new THC strain "Sataniva" launches in European markets, additional 4000 Tesla ED 219 to hit the Portland streets to maintain the prime directives, over-the-counter FDA-approved neuralink-DNA tweaker combo from McPharma starts hitting the US market for all you neuronal-count-impaired, calorie-burning-challenged ganja-loving humans. And Sofia Smith gets paired with Czech porn debutante Lucianna Lucci for dirty stuff on camera! Sofia's thread is here. Long live the new flesh and kudos to all Font 8 Cult members! Happy 4th!

Pussy is pussy. If you know, you know. Welcome to yet another entertaining and very uplifting snippet from the back of the faggot. Oui. I think only a few of you will understand my last pun. Will chatgpt be able to explain it? I don't think so. Bots severely lack humor (so far!). poonducation! The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Did you know that the lovely Pinky June (who recently came out of retirement to successfully become a sexy influencer with bolt-ons) has a sexy MOM who is also in porn?! Now way!? Way! Her nickname is Janet Darling Now that Pinky is a MILF, her mom has to be a GILF! Actually, technically, she is. Yeah, well, enjoy! Janet's thread is here. What else can I say? Hm, strange, another index site has completely doxed her, full real name, date and place of of birth... Not cool! She should complain and get that info erased.