Real kwik. Lol. Ok so there's this asian looking new chick who gets railed by lots of big white dicks. If this is your cup of tea, don't miss this! Her nickname is Kwini Kim and maybe it's because she kwines. Lol don't assque. Her forum thread is here. Happy squealing watching

But only if you're ok that it's got a strong after taste of vaseline mixed with biafine.

So this snip-rant is about the Invasion of the talking titbags. Very scary horror movie or reality? Topics: New nails, new shoes, working out. Side boob or under boob?

I heard they've already prepared a sequel: Invasion of the brain snatchers. Because, who can afford to lose a hundred IQ points watching those breathing ass cheeks post about how their days go? Even worse, when they have a boyfriend, I swear it's like they share their IQ score and it's competing with room temperature (F or C, doesn't really make a difference). I already wrote that I find the bikini or lingerie models on temu way sexier (because they STFU). Thank you instagram for exposing what is inside those hot chicks' brain. Nothing, really.....That's gotta suck being a young red blooded male these days.

Anyway, on to the new newbie that's new among the new! Joice Fox is 18, and she took the dude's massive black dick in her ass on video. Hmm Hmm. So, if you like young looking chicks who do very hardcore things for your lusty pleasure, please feel free to click on those links. Her forum thread is here.

Hi Beloved Font 8 Cult Members! Well that was bound to happen. Responsive design is coming (Ooh yeah right there!). No more unreadable rants about demented, high-maintenance walking airhead titbags I love to hate. So, enjoy while you can, soon(-ish) everybody (all the 87 daily visitors of you! just kidding, more like 333,33) will be able to read the wild snippets railing against the world.

So speaking of coming, this morning when I woke up (cca @1pm EST) thanks to the Head Nurse's sweet voice ("WAKE UP! WAKE UP DONNIE!!") I was still half in my wet dream. Well I was also wet because I pissed myself but that's another story.

So I remember, when I was young (I didn't need anyone), that tall chick from Prague with auburn hair and endless legs, full breasts (I just guessed from her Myspace profile pics and I was not disappointed) and after a lunch date I took her back to my room, and man, she ripped my clothes off, threw herself on the bed, and rode my Anthony like a mad cowgirl on speed in a rodeo competition. I thought she was going to tear my masculinity off. No rilly. I had to check twice if my ball sack was still intact. She came first and I'm not sure if I did because she was so wet I couldn't tell, then they airlifted me to the general hospital. I don't know why I didn't call her after. She was so beautiful and pleasant to be with. Maybe the sex was too rough (for me, I like walks on the beach under the moon). Yeah, sometimes you let go of someone and then you regret it afterwards. Just like the song from ATB sung by the Wild Strawberries :)

So, in this update here's yet another chick from Colombia, and she's also a tall glass of water. Slim, perky tits, long legs, fairly pleasant facial features. Tatt'ed like a typical GenZ from the brothel next door though, complete with satanic and tentacles drawings, but hey, welcome to the 2020's. Anyway, enjoy fresh off the banana boat, leggy young babe Irina Lux. Our friends at analvids and pornbox messed up a bit, she has two different profiles there. One under "Irina Lux" and the other one under "Evangelina". Ahem. Her forum thread is here. Happy monkey shocking.

If, like Pervman2000, you've bought a one-way ticket to Bogota, maybe you'll consider the really pretty Geraldin Price, yet another addition to the roster updates from Colombia. Is there something in the water over there? Social networks acting up again? Not enough suga daddies to entertain and sustain all the hot young chicks with special needs (clothes, phone, shoes, nails...)? Global pornhounds do like that. Or? You tell me. Her forum thread is here.

Weeeyhey! Some studio from Colombia has been very busy producing hardcore with a string of young chicks who do a lot of things with hard black dongs! Fresh off the bus and right in front of the camera this time, is Adali Wood who grins a little less than Isabella Bell, but she does seem a bit cramped. Maybe she needs to go to the dentist. Or her shoes are two sizes too small. Dunno. Could it be the kebab from dinner last night? Hm. Whateva. Her forum thread is here. Happy bananas gazing!

Karina King is such a yummy MILFY babe. "Oh la la". This is how French men signal their physical arousal when meeting a beautiful woman on the street. Well, it used to be like that, nowadays they just turn around on their electric scooter and insult them because, why not, oh actually, maybe the statistical representation has shifted and the skew is no longer relevant. Who cares, really. Anyway, Pierre Woodman, as one of the remaining true French man, sent us the lovely pic and we're so very grateful. Ooooh Karina! Her forum thread is here. Enjoy!

Hello! Innies and outsies! Boys and girls! Cons and pros! How's life treating you so far? I realized that I have been addressing boomers all along but hey, boomers can't read font 8 shit. So either you're a few generations down or just bots. In any case, who cares? But if you really are a boomer, congratulations!

So, "ATM" to you means
1)"Automated Teller Machine" and that's the thing you use to get your pension every month.
2)"At The Moment" because you read a lot and used to send texts from your phone in the 2000's.
3)"Ass To Mouth" because "ATOGM" is way too dirty and you're a bit conservative.

To tell you the truth, I like ATOGM and then a little prolapse juice mixed with nasal secretions, whipped cream (aka yeast infection) and blueberries (not getting to that). Just kidding. I washed my hands every time after I inserted my corned beef torpedo in those kitties, and I injected penicillin just in case. Just kidding. It's all in my head. Never on my dick.

So, the new snippet update features another young looking skinny Colombian cutie, stranded in the Black (Dick) Forrest, and she's not really Yodeling like Heidi when a seal used to hump her. Those who got the joke get to have their own custom forum rank. Watch Isabella Bell get those black poles inside her tight holes and grin more than Billy Idol singing Eyes Without A Face. Her forum thread is here.

Hello my dear fellow zombies, NPC's, cucksimps, cranky early boomers :D The head nurse (my favorite of all) just gave me a nice warm sponge bath and it felt so good! Hm, not feeling sticky, yay! I think she likes me, or maybe it's just all in my mind because my self-esteem is so poor that I have to flirt and charm all the females around me so that it makes me thru the day, reassured that my seduction powers are still sharp.

Maybe I don't really exist and neither do you. Am I just a glitch in the matrix? Or is this just real, and the universe is unfolding as it should (not), love perennial but not as much as the grass? :D

Look at those shameless, fatherless, brainless 304's. Look at those floozies one step away from a mental breakdown, that or ending up as a street corner or back alley urchin blowing chunks to afford some blow ... They think they're ok, because what else? Well, ignorance and stupidity, baby, those are not good cards you've been dealt, darling.

You might have that rich old fart in Monaco, no not the one who put you in that flat, the other one with a grand-daughter older than you. Well, guess what? Let's assume they're going through a mid-(or rather ending)-life crisis, and they want to make it serious with you, wedding and all. For now, they'll bring you along to dinners, lunches, parties and social events, and everybody will look at you with a (maybe) veiled smirk or disgust, and the other (older, surviving) trophy women, past their prime and probably also suffering their fate, will be relentless with you.

Sugar, milk and honey, but those blades still sharp. They'll murder you with stares, glares, smiles and maybe sentences that you will have a hard time understand if English is not your mother tongue. Or maybe you will understand perfectly, because it's your mother tongue. But you'll fall right into their traps disguised as innocent friendly small talk. "Do you like JS Bach my dear? I think "Air on the G string" is so beautiful!" "........yes! I love it too, in fact it's my go-to piece for the beach and the pool. I feel so sexy in it". General Hilarity. Squad, ATTENTION!

Did I just make it up, or was I a witness firsthand? Hard to say. Was that really a scene at one of those Russian diaspora parties in Hong Kong, one cold rainy foggy night? Did I drop my glass of champagne there then? Or was it in Paris, at my banker friend's wedding? "Did you see that woman with Frederic? She was a bit 'mauvais genre', wasn't she? "Yes, she looked a tad underdressed". "Maybe she was color blind. But those eastern european girls, they don't know anything but Adidas and Guess, it's the best they can get at the mall".

....But hey, some of you will eventually make it to become officially part of the target's family tree and pop a few puppies before the divorce and alimony, tadaaa! It's like Omaha beach, carnage but some lucky ones do make it alive :D Run in zig zag, don't go first, avoid the flame throwers, the landmines, the machine gun fire....

Those who don't make it and get mowed down right away are those stupid, vulgar cunts who can't read write anything, those who speak like truckers early sunday morning when they open their pretty mouth and not to cram a penis or two in there, those who cannot be seen with you even at White Castle at night to satisfy the other craving because it's obvious what they are and what they do and not for much. You know, those who think graduating 'cum laude' is a search tag, same as 'bukkake' and 'gloryhole'. Not that they could spell any of those terms anyway. BLEAURGH. I feel like I'm stuck in a movie from the great genius Gaspar Noe :D

ANYWAYYYYY. In this update we have ultra lovely Spanish hardbody Gina Ferocious rebooted as Mina Moreno with her sweet face and luscious boobies, white, soft and milky, and those huge tan lines hmmmmm. Well, lucky viewers, she's battling with this huge white cock that Nick Moreno longs to insert in her anus. It fits nicely in there. Her thread is here.

Dear fellow members of the order of the second circle, I remember fondly (but not vividly, thanks head nurse) when I first got introduced (no not like that, Amrinoo) to the (Hellfire) club, I thought it was yet another British book club, boring and full of after-hours business activities. Boy was I wrong. As Marc Almond would later say, almost as an apology, that was like a "theatrical joke that got a bit out of hand". Hmm hmm. Yes, snuff movies and sacrifices to Baal do go a bit out of hand :D Oh well. I remember having to snog that girl (?) who was wearing a real pig's head. They somehow made it hollow, but stuff was still oozing out of it and the smell was not nice. She had nice implants though but she was a bit chubby. I hope she didn't eat that pig's brain before Lol. Then the evening was kind of a blur and it might have gotten a bit out of hand :D Right, Rosemary? Ever since I have a strange mark on my right hand, strange urges when there's a full moon, and the next day I have to clean my psycho kit, scalpels and hammers are all messed up. Anyway, who cares, really.

In this update we have sexy little Ukrainian minx Mia Trejsi forcing some fellow old geezer with (Mr?) white hair (or what's left of it) to do 15mn of cardio with her. Nice. 15 minutes, that's a tad long though. It would def kill me on the spot. Her thread is here. So where was I? Ah yeh. For GenZ, or others, Marc Almond is the half of Soft Cell. Tainted Love was a song before it was massacred by Riri.

I don't know if you guys ever played videogames, I mean the ones in arcade. Like pong, space invaders, centipede.... But today's world reminds me of robotron 2084. The game starts like that: you shoot the robots and try to save a family from being electrocuted by these evil bots. A couple higher levels later, the chicks that you used to save become harpies or medusa robots when they get infected by the bots/worms and they're out to kill you. Well, there you go, this is exactly the feeling I have these days!!! Where did the nice chicks go? Oh hey, here's one, at least she looks sweet in these videos: Latvian hot young chick Nikoletta Queen Her thread is here. So where was I? Ah yeh. Nikoletta. She's like those girls you see and you don't think twice about her, then you realize they're quite sexy. I like her looks more when she just started in the biz. Pissy yellow hair doesn't do much for me, but I'm an old fashioned geriatric boomer, Clint Eastwood is a spring chicken compared to me, and I'm still hot for Ann Marget. Don't know her, GenZ? How about Audrey Hepburn? No? You think Truman Capote got arrested thanks to Elliott Ness, don't you? Maybe you think he was a boss in some Mafia game later level. John Steinbeck is not a guitarist. Philip Roth is not a banker (that I know of) :D

So, you like slightly older, slighty worn out, but fully sexy and 100% bangable chicks like Catherine Knight, Chilean pornstar with a beautiful face on top of porn bolt-ons?? So enjoy seeing her take a nice big dick in her poopy hole. Her thread is here. So where was I? Ah yeh. I remember when U-HAUL started becoming really really successful and unfortunately for the CEO and founder, that was the beginning of the end, his many many children started arguing over money and he committed suicide in Vegas... Such a sad story. Maybe a new entrepreneur should think of starting U-HOLE (the domain name is available, I checked) because, you know, with the way things are going (look at OF and tikthots...) that would be totally fruitful. Just saying.

Hey! Yes, you guys! Fellow boomers and old timers! Plants, Zombies, bots, agents, nocturnal animals! Hello Mr James aka Mr Supersizedfonts! Well if you're from the US you might or might not remember the oh so lovely singer Jill Saward. Yes she's still active, with Shakatak, and to me, she was the voice (and the looks) that, along with legendary Aussie Olivia Newton-John, and the smoking hot Amy Stewart (she can knock on my wood any time, and I'll let her beaver take care of it any day she wants), populated my wet dreams :D I'm so partial to girls who have a nice voice to match good looks. Conversely, a harpie or nasal voice or vocal fry is an instant deal-breaker, and a huge turnoff, regardless of how hot is the babe. I remember dining with a friend somewhere in the Tenderloin district and there was an empty table next to ours, then in the middle of our dinner a smoking hot blonde and her friend showed up and we were like, woooow, gorgeous, then she opened her mouth, and I hurried to finish my food and get the hell out and my friend did the same :D
Next we have the Frenchie mademoiselle Ariana Cortez and I don't know how she sounds when she speaks (I don't watch porn, or rather, the head nurse doesn't allow me to watch it) but I can imagine her speak with the typical Inspector Clouseau accent :D Well her pink panther, or rather pink kitty, is getting examined and probed for your viewing pleasure. Poke poke enjoy enjoy! Her forum thread is here.