Good morning johns and girls! Ready for the fourth of July looooong extra thick extended weekend?! I'm your personal AI agent customized with your fave babe or hunk avatar to deliver your news the way you want it! We invent it if the real news don't fit the narrative you chose (Yes, I know, MSM is already years into it duh). Ok so I'm your custom babe, wearing a pink string bikini bottom, see-through chainmail top with cleavage down to the hips, fake tits. Your updates: new THC strain "Sataniva" launches in European markets, additional 4000 Tesla ED 219 to hit the Portland streets to maintain the prime directives, over-the-counter FDA-approved neuralink-DNA tweaker combo from McPharma starts hitting the US market for all you neuronal-count-impaired, calorie-burning-challenged ganja-loving humans. And Sofia Smith gets paired with Czech porn debutante Lucianna Lucci for dirty stuff on camera! Sofia's thread is here. Long live the new flesh and kudos to all Font 8 Cult members! Happy 4th!

Pussy is pussy. If you know, you know. Welcome to yet another entertaining and very uplifting snippet from the back of the faggot. Oui. I think only a few of you will understand my last pun. Will chatgpt be able to explain it? I don't think so. Bots severely lack humor (so far!). poonducation! The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Did you know that the lovely Pinky June (who recently came out of retirement to successfully become a sexy influencer with bolt-ons) has a sexy MOM who is also in porn?! Now way!? Way! Her nickname is Janet Darling Now that Pinky is a MILF, her mom has to be a GILF! Actually, technically, she is. Yeah, well, enjoy! Janet's thread is here. What else can I say? Hm, strange, another index site has completely doxed her, full real name, date and place of of birth... Not cool! She should complain and get that info erased.