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2025-09-25 10:27
GOOOOOOOOD MORNING NPC's, PERVIES and other fellow chip-on-the-shoulder (even GPU's!) individuals! How's life so far? hm? hmm hmm? Well rejoice, here's an upcoming release that promises to satisfy your daily urges! Only 6 days until the
18y.o. Turkish Anna Bella will show you first anal/DP/RGS (Don't ask me what RGS means, I have no clue. Google says it means Social Networks in Francais. Hmmmm.) for woodmancastingx! Her forum thread is here.
2025-09-24 14:59
Yeah hm, I had a friend who really liked the don't ask don't tell policy. Once, we were at a party and we were both chatting up a tall babe and it turned out we had a few drinks and she took us both back to her place. We started to frolic lol and all of a sudden we were making out with that chick, both at the same time. Somehow we carefully avoided eye contact or even looking at each other and we were switching positions like a choreography without rehearsal. Weird that was. But I was happy to do a spontaneous threesome, it was like in porn except that we didn't peek at the tools. Well, here's blonde Czech porn veteran Lovita Fate and she's in a special threesome. I guess the dudes are somewhat ok with uh, a little more than expected :D Her forum thread is here.
2025-09-24 13:44
Good morning 'Merica fuck yeah!!! This is a PSA for all fans of the lovely Sissy Gold, her first and only DP is at the legendary Woodmancastingx site! Yep, it took us only 5 years to bring you the news. THIS is curating porn news, don't you think? :D Well, nothing more to say really, except that the babe is really enjoying a lot of attention lately, her fans are scouting the net to quench their thirst. Her forum thread is here.
2025-09-23 18:04
Ouch Anastasia Ocean, I hope she won't take the same path as Aletta.... Anyhoo, here's her in a wonderfully lit and photographed scene and she rocks my socks. Hm why am I holding my sausage and squeezing it towards my cat hmmm. Here kitty kitty kitty. Her forum thread is here.
Ono, am I running out of spiteful rants?! Nooooooo!! Hang on. Airhead skanks on IG! Trash tatt'ed dicks with attitude on IG! Would that do? lol. Oh ok. In my time, models were fantasy sex objects with very slim bodies and subject to lustful gazes from men looking at them in fashion mags. Now? Well, now that the original supermodels pack is no longer generating anything but laughs and pity, and now that we have IG to have the girls outing themselves 24/7 as mere airheads with good genes, it is a sad state of affairs for men. It just killed the magic. Right? Right? GenZ! Make yourself heard! I'm not religious but OMG is the only thing I think when I see these stupid cunts post their stuff. OMG.
Ono, am I running out of spiteful rants?! Nooooooo!! Hang on. Airhead skanks on IG! Trash tatt'ed dicks with attitude on IG! Would that do? lol. Oh ok. In my time, models were fantasy sex objects with very slim bodies and subject to lustful gazes from men looking at them in fashion mags. Now? Well, now that the original supermodels pack is no longer generating anything but laughs and pity, and now that we have IG to have the girls outing themselves 24/7 as mere airheads with good genes, it is a sad state of affairs for men. It just killed the magic. Right? Right? GenZ! Make yourself heard! I'm not religious but OMG is the only thing I think when I see these stupid cunts post their stuff. OMG.
2025-09-23 17:57
Sea sex and sun! And when it's Anastasia Ocean who's providing the all-natural sweet fun bags and the yum-yum back pillows, you're golden like the Golem. Whut? Nothing. My brain's been swelling like an olive branch these days, I can't seem to make sense, or can't make sense of anything going on. Anyway. Her forum thread is here.
2025-09-23 17:46
Hot brit milf with a dazzling smile glued to several dicks 24/7 Emily Bellexx IS BACK! Yeah baby! Emily's thread is
here. Go! See her shoot piss out of her bunghole after being copiously dicked by several giant cocks. Oh yeah.
2025-09-23 14:06
So, beautifully young Eva Generosi is the type of girl you will regret overlooking, this is why I'm doubling down on the snippet :D BIM BIM POPO. Some will think that Italian Denis is lucky to tenderize her meat at a tushy set instead of at a restaurant's kitchen, I say, yes, but. Lol. Moving on. Her forum thread is here.
Hear hear! Lemme bend you ear! I have countless tales of shameless brainless titbags and their trashy tattooed male counterparts, both barf-inducing! Not interested?! Too common? Geez. I guess you're right. This is like an epidemic. Are we getting manipulated into needing more? Hypersexed? Multisexed? Nosexed? :D Well, fuck those cunts. And i shit on those retards with tattoos. Mindless Trash.
Hear hear! Lemme bend you ear! I have countless tales of shameless brainless titbags and their trashy tattooed male counterparts, both barf-inducing! Not interested?! Too common? Geez. I guess you're right. This is like an epidemic. Are we getting manipulated into needing more? Hypersexed? Multisexed? Nosexed? :D Well, fuck those cunts. And i shit on those retards with tattoos. Mindless Trash.
2025-09-23 13:26
Good morning fellow NPC's, bots, androids, cucksimps, AI Agents, nerds, engineers, titbag watchers, furry freaks and deviants!!! Welcome to yet another edition of Spin Spin Moral Compass (Formerly known as Snip Snip Snippet)! IT'S GOTTA BE BIG!!! Did I tell you I met the great Armand Van Helden in a club once? That was decades and decades ago as you can imagine. So, where was I? Ah yeah! NUUUURSE!
Well, it's a good thing orange man bad does not have jurisdiction over ebi otherwise we'd get tariffed our ass off, because of the massive influx of cheap young sluts from Colombia getting reamed a thousand ways 'till midnight. Just kidding just kidding. So. This time it's a young mostly angry-looking-or-grinning-in-pain porn smurfette, namely Andrea Frank who proceeds to get anally fisted by that huge black dude with the equally huge black dick. Whip out the Tylenol! Oh, wait. Lol. Crazy world we live in :/ Her forum thread is here. So, what's with the benson boom (?) freaking ugly haircut and moustache look? i've seen dozens and dozens of male genZ's with that horrid look. Whazzupwizzat?!?!?!?! it's just barf inducing, and frankly, ridiculous. BAAARF! RAAAAAAALF! hehe :D
Well, it's a good thing orange man bad does not have jurisdiction over ebi otherwise we'd get tariffed our ass off, because of the massive influx of cheap young sluts from Colombia getting reamed a thousand ways 'till midnight. Just kidding just kidding. So. This time it's a young mostly angry-looking-or-grinning-in-pain porn smurfette, namely Andrea Frank who proceeds to get anally fisted by that huge black dude with the equally huge black dick. Whip out the Tylenol! Oh, wait. Lol. Crazy world we live in :/ Her forum thread is here. So, what's with the benson boom (?) freaking ugly haircut and moustache look? i've seen dozens and dozens of male genZ's with that horrid look. Whazzupwizzat?!?!?!?! it's just barf inducing, and frankly, ridiculous. BAAARF! RAAAAAAALF! hehe :D
2025-09-22 18:33
Welcome to another edition of Il Mostly Optimisto Snipetto from Uranus!!! Si si. So, the very attractive sex worker of our dreams (ok, but at least Hank Jimmy's and Shirley Alotmoar) Fanta Sie is lubricating some fat sausage with her lips (all four pairs and not her elastic ring that smells like hazelnut and/or vaseline mixed with xylocaine) along with other pornchicks, I'd tell you who if I weren't tied to my hospital bed and ogling Hed Nurz's maginificient curves underneath her rose-smelling hospital blouse. Si si. And now let go of my hand, I'm going in for the kill. Ah yeah. Miss Eleanor Jackson you're so talented, and I so love your songs. But I digress, tigress. Her forum thread is here.
Oh hey. You're still here?! I guess you like to decipher font 8 enigmas. He He. I've been picked to fill in for Jimmy Poopoopoo, he had to get the fuck out, the door hit his ass on the way out. Don't worry I will honor his legacy, I already completed my due diligence, thanks to that big 4 firm with 3 letters, and I trained my local clustered LLM with recursive RAGs to reproduce all his 3 facial expressions, 182973461827634816 body kinks and (0.333) "humor". Just kidding, I used half a dead rat drowned in a bucket of piss, and it turned out just fine, nobody can tell the difference. I even was able to throw in an easter egg, doom in 8K 120fps 12bit 4-2-2 and man, that is good. Good riddance, that is.
Oh hey. You're still here?! I guess you like to decipher font 8 enigmas. He He. I've been picked to fill in for Jimmy Poopoopoo, he had to get the fuck out, the door hit his ass on the way out. Don't worry I will honor his legacy, I already completed my due diligence, thanks to that big 4 firm with 3 letters, and I trained my local clustered LLM with recursive RAGs to reproduce all his 3 facial expressions, 182973461827634816 body kinks and (0.333) "humor". Just kidding, I used half a dead rat drowned in a bucket of piss, and it turned out just fine, nobody can tell the difference. I even was able to throw in an easter egg, doom in 8K 120fps 12bit 4-2-2 and man, that is good. Good riddance, that is.
2025-09-22 15:33
If you've been to strip clubs in the US, you probably know that this song from motley crue is a staple of any stripclub playlist. Am I making sense? Not sure not sure. My condition has been dete-riot-rating deteriorating lately thank you Mein Herr Otto Korekt and I'm just a moping molting mess of stale organic thoughts and synthetized feelings with a splash of pseudo memories. This time baby I'll be bulletproof. So in this snupdate we have the lovely fresh meat chick from UA Abby Margarita. Like very pretty girls with a great ability to look yummee? Here you go. She reminds me of.... Adara the Alabama Slammer :) Adara if you read this (I doubt 60+ old women read the snippets but hey. Hoo nose) this is for you. I loved the way you smiled and looked at me when I came to the club, it made all the guys look and get jealous lol. Precious little futile moments :) Ah strippers. Tug tug gimme gimme your monee :) You know what they say, "You really think that stripper likes you, right?" Well, you know, strippers are women, and women are women :) Sometimes........ ;D Anyway, Abby's forum thread is here.
Over and out.
Over and out.
2025-09-22 11:59
Hello fellow livestock, cattle and other soon-to-be-tasty-with-pepper-sauce! I know, right? Those hunters now have thermal vision for cheap, thanks temu, laser rangefinders, anemometers and even auto-aiming devices just like in COD. Not fair! I was minding my business looking for a carrot and ranting about something to Billy The Park Squirrel when suddenly his right eye popped and he did a back flip (or 4 actually) and I was covered in his brain matter. I'm still PTSD with it. Lemme ask ya. Who decides we're nuisance? Or when we're food? Or just wildlife and protected at that? Hm. You humans have it too good. Enjoy while you can. I heard you're building the very tools that will lead to your demise. Yes, tikthot and instaho are nothing compared to AI. He he he he he.
So, gorgeous babe Princess Alice is taking that experienced dick on cam, ok! Frankly, I think male porn dudes pool is a little stale. FFS some of them were already dicking when Roosevelt was chomping on his cigar! her forum thread is still here :D
So, gorgeous babe Princess Alice is taking that experienced dick on cam, ok! Frankly, I think male porn dudes pool is a little stale. FFS some of them were already dicking when Roosevelt was chomping on his cigar! her forum thread is still here :D
2025-09-21 20:59
Welcome to the late late night snippet show! I'm filling in for James out of the bunzodrome. Ukrainian noob Asandra Dewy is a lovely addition to our roster of curated porn babes doing porn stuff on video. Yesss sir. So what are you waiting for? And her forum thread is here. Coming up, exclusive sneak peek of Poop Dumpster Cocksucking World Tour 14 Dubai Porta Party. I'd say this is an inside scoop, but maybe it's a scoop of the insides, I don't know I'm tired, the sponge bath I got this morning was kinda hurried and now I'm itchy and scratchy.
2025-09-21 20:43
Guess who's getting a generous serving of fat Italian dick up the popo? Eva Generosi, the sweet PYT with a tightly packed body with an even tighter set of genitalia. Tight butt, sweet pussy, tiny but lovely tits. What's not to like? Oh and her face is so nice. So, gather round and see her getting that poop hole reamed by an experienced porn vet who evidently did not lose his lust for young chicks even after years dealing with other kinds of meat. Her forum thread is here.
2025-09-21 09:55
So, kids, where was I? Ah yeah Playboy playmates. Like Dutch stunner and playboy playmate Svenja Van Der Bogaart Well, what can I say more? She's so fine. She looks (*looks*) like a lovely princess, a romantic interest, such a beautiful gurl. Would you believe me (would I believe myself?) if I told you I have been lucky to squeeze a few of those perfect bodies over the years? Even have some kind of relationship with some of them, some relationships being quite long and deep, some short and shallow :D But but I digress. You know what they say. Even the most beautiful girl can only offer what she has. And that might not be what you want, not what you need, or not even what you see. Hmmm hmmm.
So, if you're pondering the difference between dickmatized and dicknotized (dicknotised if you still have a king) well I think dickmatized is when you got dicked so brutally that it trauMATIZED you, and the other is when you can't take your eyes off some meaty shaft. Walla! Weewee. Sur les dunes du sahara Voyage Voyage. (Check out ESTL's version she's magnificient!) What does it matter anyway? All the songs say we're doomed, we're gonna burn, freeze, drown, get swallowed by a sea of molten lava. Ask greta she knows better. Ah no she now moved on to something else. Fucking clown world we live in :D Orwell's 1984 is so tame and underwhelming compared to today's reality. Anyway Svenja's forum thread is here go take a look.
So, if you're pondering the difference between dickmatized and dicknotized (dicknotised if you still have a king) well I think dickmatized is when you got dicked so brutally that it trauMATIZED you, and the other is when you can't take your eyes off some meaty shaft. Walla! Weewee. Sur les dunes du sahara Voyage Voyage. (Check out ESTL's version she's magnificient!) What does it matter anyway? All the songs say we're doomed, we're gonna burn, freeze, drown, get swallowed by a sea of molten lava. Ask greta she knows better. Ah no she now moved on to something else. Fucking clown world we live in :D Orwell's 1984 is so tame and underwhelming compared to today's reality. Anyway Svenja's forum thread is here go take a look.
2025-09-21 09:39
Oh hey. Moo moo! Did you hear that? The sound of men getting stiff when they look at blonde MILF
Lynna Nilson showing her little slit while 4 big white dicks attached to some men are shown in the background behind the not-smelly quality couch. A little sticky maybe? Nope. It's good for leather apparently. What's going on. I feel like "Vincent must die" was inspired by my current life (or rather lack of). Or is it the opposite? Darn I again mixed the rant with the promo. Doesn't matter anyway. What does? 42! Ah miss Lynna. I think she wrote somewhere that she would like Elon Musk to message her. But but but. Elon would probably ask her if she'd be ok for his child to be carried in her womb. Or? Oh I don't know. I'm going crazier by the minute. Her forum thread is still here.
Lynna Nilson showing her little slit while 4 big white dicks attached to some men are shown in the background behind the not-smelly quality couch. A little sticky maybe? Nope. It's good for leather apparently. What's going on. I feel like "Vincent must die" was inspired by my current life (or rather lack of). Or is it the opposite? Darn I again mixed the rant with the promo. Doesn't matter anyway. What does? 42! Ah miss Lynna. I think she wrote somewhere that she would like Elon Musk to message her. But but but. Elon would probably ask her if she'd be ok for his child to be carried in her womb. Or? Oh I don't know. I'm going crazier by the minute. Her forum thread is still here.
2025-09-21 09:21
Good morning fellow livestock!! I hope everything's alright. I hope everything will be alright. Because, why not? History has proven that nothing bad happened ever in the history of the world, and people are just reasonable beings, leaders are great human beings full of empathy and care for their people and we're absolutely not brainwashed, prodded, misguided, entertained, fed shit and dipped in poisonous poopoo. Right? Right?
If you're not a bot, you know what I mean. Or maybe you don't. Anyway. Where did the love go? Everything's just hatred, distrust, fake shit, fake. In the hospital reception area where I often wander by mistake lol, I can hear the radio and I just want to use a hammer on those disgusting brainless puppets who spew their mindless shit and spit their even more revolting disgusting little satisfied fake laughter every 30s, discussing important topics like sabrina's new video, steven's birthday, mushroom sauce and harry. BLEUARGH. And the songs they play are not songs, because a song has some melody, some lyrics that are not brainwashing shit, and the singer is not autotuned to death and sound engineered like a satellite guidance system.
Lol was that yet another mostly negative snip rant/ I guess it was. Bah. Just shoot me.
Lynna Nilson, lovely and milfy, with a nice kitty and other holes, is doing some sexual acrobatic stuff by the pool, plugging her orifices with black sausages. Even throwing in some bodily fluid drinking, you know, the stuff that is mostly NH3, because some of us like that. Glug glug. Her forum thread is here.
If you're not a bot, you know what I mean. Or maybe you don't. Anyway. Where did the love go? Everything's just hatred, distrust, fake shit, fake. In the hospital reception area where I often wander by mistake lol, I can hear the radio and I just want to use a hammer on those disgusting brainless puppets who spew their mindless shit and spit their even more revolting disgusting little satisfied fake laughter every 30s, discussing important topics like sabrina's new video, steven's birthday, mushroom sauce and harry. BLEUARGH. And the songs they play are not songs, because a song has some melody, some lyrics that are not brainwashing shit, and the singer is not autotuned to death and sound engineered like a satellite guidance system.
Lol was that yet another mostly negative snip rant/ I guess it was. Bah. Just shoot me.
Lynna Nilson, lovely and milfy, with a nice kitty and other holes, is doing some sexual acrobatic stuff by the pool, plugging her orifices with black sausages. Even throwing in some bodily fluid drinking, you know, the stuff that is mostly NH3, because some of us like that. Glug glug. Her forum thread is here.
2025-09-20 19:20
Spanish blonde slut Rossa Vaxx aka Rossavaxx fell into a barrel of big white dicks and it looks like she did not make it without getting poked by those rather sharp, big pointy things. Did she like it? Did she like the payload? Did she like the pay? That's an open debate, but she sure looks like she went thru that experience without getting too bruised up. I would even say that it doesn't look like it's her first time getting impaled by more than 2 guys at the same time. But hey, it's only my opinion. Her forum thread is here. Salud!
2025-09-20 19:01
Well. Vixi Rafi lives rent-free in EBI snippetland. I guess now she afford her "panelak"'s rent, and maybe move out or even buy her house, she's been pretty much everywhere lately. I know a few babes who did that, smarter than the average? Used their shoots to pay down the mortgage, and walla, a house in the suburbian paradise, a little swimming pool, a garden... Surely beats the terribly hollow walls where you can hear your neighbor's every bowel movement :/ Vixi's forum thread is here. Anyway. In this new new update, she is on the receiving end of some ordinary faceless dude with average
physical features (weewee included) and he is lucky to wake up next to that hot young babe, and then proceeds to use her orifice. Well done mate. Sure beats getting married and getting none of that :D My friend Andy told me that he got used to it, and when his wife and kids are outside he pulls up random porn from the internet and whacks off for 7 whole minutes and discards his DNA, happier and lighter! I felt bad for him so I treated him to a lap dance with a gifted dancer, recommended by my fave floor manager Mona! I wonder how he will explain to his wifey the glitter on his dick, the perfume and the lipstick on his collar. Oh well.
2025-09-19 17:12
Megan Murkovski is paired up with Vixi Rafi and they share a dark sausage, because times are rough and you know, the economy... In fact, it is so rough that I'm gonna shutdown my 'puter early TGIF and save on my electricity bill. Megan's forum thread is here.
2025-09-17 15:33
Senor Pervman2000 (I don't think he's a Millenial though) thought he already added Martina Moon Well I can understand. It's like they're cloning themselves, change a few things, rename them and hop. The fine young barely legal chicks who get lost in the black dick forest, glued to big dicks, get two trunks in the popo, retire and come back a couple years later with new tats, jaded but willing. There. Moving on. Her forum thread is here.
2025-09-16 13:23
Megan Petite gets double analed. DAP. Extreme sex act. Well, that might explain why while doing her card I had problems finding a proper picture *NOT* showing her face glued to dicks. Just kidding. I love that little mug of hers. Even when it's glued to monster black sticks still oozing not-sure-what. Her forum thread is here.
Enjoy Pervman!
Enjoy Pervman!
2025-09-16 12:47
Another Colombian mini hottie! Here's Megan Petite and she takes on big thick black dicks! What else is new? Well between her debut in 2022 and now, she retired, got some more tats, then came back in 2025. Maybe the tats are more expensive? :D Just kidding. Enjoy watching her sex acts. I don't know how old she is but here in the States, most chicks with her looks, you don't get to sniff them too close otherwise they slap you with a felony, unless you're a dude with white hair with special connections. Her forum thread is here.
So, where was I? Ah yeah the playmates girlfriends. Well the first one I "got" was a playmate and/but a failed fashion model. She looked like Svenja but blonde, 6'1, and no freckles. Her mom entered her in a famous model agency contest but she came like 3rd or 4th I can't remember. If you ask me, it's better like that, she would've been the slave of sleazy dudes and live a druggie life in a druggie world, or a miserable trophy wife for a douche with no morals. Anyway, after graduating from HS she worked for a while, regular job, not a waitress or something, while trying to get a Community College degree of some sort. Then she was scouted in a mall while shopping with her (single) mom (fatherless, yes, figures) and walla, success, playmate in a Playboy mag! It kinda went downhill after that, because mom did not approve at all, and all her friends/neighbors were also judgmental, at best. No, thankfully, there was no instagram at the time, no smartphones... phones were attached to a wall by a cord and you could kill someone with it if you wanted to or strangle them with the cord :) She left her home town, and moved to the west coast, found a job through a guy who was trying to get in her pants, and that's where I met her. I was shopping for camera lenses and she was behind the counter! I thought she would not be able to advise me because she looked too good but to my surprise she did know her stuff and she was pretty smart. Prime lens, aperture, speed, grain, cast, ISO, she knew what she was talking about. I was smitten. Since she was friendly I asked her out and she accepted. Voila! Well, as I found out later she had a lot of kirks to iron and ultimately that caused the relationship to break. But that was IMHO because of an absent father. Tadaa! PSA!
So, where was I? Ah yeah the playmates girlfriends. Well the first one I "got" was a playmate and/but a failed fashion model. She looked like Svenja but blonde, 6'1, and no freckles. Her mom entered her in a famous model agency contest but she came like 3rd or 4th I can't remember. If you ask me, it's better like that, she would've been the slave of sleazy dudes and live a druggie life in a druggie world, or a miserable trophy wife for a douche with no morals. Anyway, after graduating from HS she worked for a while, regular job, not a waitress or something, while trying to get a Community College degree of some sort. Then she was scouted in a mall while shopping with her (single) mom (fatherless, yes, figures) and walla, success, playmate in a Playboy mag! It kinda went downhill after that, because mom did not approve at all, and all her friends/neighbors were also judgmental, at best. No, thankfully, there was no instagram at the time, no smartphones... phones were attached to a wall by a cord and you could kill someone with it if you wanted to or strangle them with the cord :) She left her home town, and moved to the west coast, found a job through a guy who was trying to get in her pants, and that's where I met her. I was shopping for camera lenses and she was behind the counter! I thought she would not be able to advise me because she looked too good but to my surprise she did know her stuff and she was pretty smart. Prime lens, aperture, speed, grain, cast, ISO, she knew what she was talking about. I was smitten. Since she was friendly I asked her out and she accepted. Voila! Well, as I found out later she had a lot of kirks to iron and ultimately that caused the relationship to break. But that was IMHO because of an absent father. Tadaa! PSA!
2025-09-16 10:54
Dutch stunner and playboy playmate Svenja Van Der Bogaart is so fine I'd drink her bath tub! (again) lol maybe not. Would you believe me if I told you that I had many playboy playmates as girlfriend, and even a wife? Probably not. It's likely a delirious dream, a glitch in the matrix. I'm not even real FFS. Anyway her forum thread is here go take a look.
So, kids, where was I? Ah yeah Playboy playmates. When I was a kid, my dad sometimes bought a playboy magazine and it didn't bother my mom at all, because it was fairly tame, the pics were nice, there were great articles to read, and that was fairly mainstream. It was considered almost a badge of honor to be a Playboy Playmate. I remember there was this nice babe, Jill Taylor and she looked a bit like my mom. That was so disturbing to me lol. So, fast forward a couple decades, I never ever would have imagined that I would meet a playmate. Even less date one. But it happened. Then a decade later, I had another one. And another one. But... the standard of being a playmate got lower and lower, at least that's what I think. And up until the very end, IMHO it got really low. Anyway. As a kid, or a teen, if someone would've told me I would one day *hold* a playboy playmate... But hey. Maybe it's just my imagination ;) Anyway, enjoy the playmates.
So, kids, where was I? Ah yeah Playboy playmates. When I was a kid, my dad sometimes bought a playboy magazine and it didn't bother my mom at all, because it was fairly tame, the pics were nice, there were great articles to read, and that was fairly mainstream. It was considered almost a badge of honor to be a Playboy Playmate. I remember there was this nice babe, Jill Taylor and she looked a bit like my mom. That was so disturbing to me lol. So, fast forward a couple decades, I never ever would have imagined that I would meet a playmate. Even less date one. But it happened. Then a decade later, I had another one. And another one. But... the standard of being a playmate got lower and lower, at least that's what I think. And up until the very end, IMHO it got really low. Anyway. As a kid, or a teen, if someone would've told me I would one day *hold* a playboy playmate... But hey. Maybe it's just my imagination ;) Anyway, enjoy the playmates.
2025-09-16 10:07
Alright so young PYT pristine-looking (almost goodie two shoes) Laney Grey is starring in a video that manages to do two themes at a time, VR and perverse family urges, you know the drill, step-whatever wants to taste step-whatever's forbidden fruit. Hm. Well done. If that induces a boner for you then check it out! Her forum thread is here. Stay after the break for more nonsensical mad rants.
Heyyyyy you're still here! So as a thank you, here's my current playlist, mostly covers of famous songs!
"mad world" cover by Jasmine Thompson
"crazy" cover by Daniela Andrade
"desenchantee" Mylene Farmer
"I must increase my bust" Lords Of Acid, evidently inspired by Judy Blume's book
"Twisted (every day hurts)" Skunk Anansie
No i'm not sad and angry, why? :D
Heyyyyy you're still here! So as a thank you, here's my current playlist, mostly covers of famous songs!
"mad world" cover by Jasmine Thompson
"crazy" cover by Daniela Andrade
"desenchantee" Mylene Farmer
"I must increase my bust" Lords Of Acid, evidently inspired by Judy Blume's book
"Twisted (every day hurts)" Skunk Anansie
No i'm not sad and angry, why? :D
2025-09-16 09:09
Ukrainian babe beauty Vixi Rafi is so fine! Like fine. If I were like, 60 years younger and my dick were still for other things than peeing in my bed, I'd do her!!! Oh well. Look at this magnificent babe getting reamed properly by this big dick attached to a young hunk by the pool in a sunny location! Mag-ni-fi-cent! What else should I say? Nuttin'. Like in, she got a good nuttin and he splashed all over her face. Or? Check out her thread for more info
here. Git!
Oh and fellow bots, you stayed until the end for the little surprise after the end credits? So, hmmm, no I never met the babe, even in my dreams. But I did meet a smart, pleasant woman today when I went out to buy a pack of shrimps, and the conversation probably will be the high of my day today. Somehow, older reasonable women, I dig more than young crazy hot chicks who tug on your dick. Meh.
Oh and fellow bots, you stayed until the end for the little surprise after the end credits? So, hmmm, no I never met the babe, even in my dreams. But I did meet a smart, pleasant woman today when I went out to buy a pack of shrimps, and the conversation probably will be the high of my day today. Somehow, older reasonable women, I dig more than young crazy hot chicks who tug on your dick. Meh.
2025-09-16 08:48
Right, Vick?! RIGHT?!? Oh well, that's the way it is and that's the way it will always be. Hot chicks are hot chicks and men just lose it for them. Well, I know I used to :) Now I just look and then wonder what's for dinner. NUUUUURRRSE!
Regardless of whatever crazy futafurrywowo trend is going on atm, unless they tweak our DNA or mosquito DNA who then will inject their stuff in us, brr pretty science fiction right? Oh wait.... :( Funny, we'll go from the blue screen of death to blue skin of death, after those tweaked mosquitos will be done with us.
Anywayyyyy we're doomed. I just feel sorry for the younger generations having to battle with whatever it is out there. We early boomers had other problems, but not like that, pervasive and perversive programming. Anywaaaaaaaay, only bots and furry androids read my stuff it seems.
So, where was I? Ah, Tavia. Hot little mischevious minx. She reminds me of Czech Katy D. who was a similar type of kitty when she was young. Tavia's forum thread is here. I'll be a plane I'll be around I'll be everything you neeeeeeeed! Potato Head!
Regardless of whatever crazy futafurrywowo trend is going on atm, unless they tweak our DNA or mosquito DNA who then will inject their stuff in us, brr pretty science fiction right? Oh wait.... :( Funny, we'll go from the blue screen of death to blue skin of death, after those tweaked mosquitos will be done with us.
Anywayyyyy we're doomed. I just feel sorry for the younger generations having to battle with whatever it is out there. We early boomers had other problems, but not like that, pervasive and perversive programming. Anywaaaaaaaay, only bots and furry androids read my stuff it seems.
So, where was I? Ah, Tavia. Hot little mischevious minx. She reminds me of Czech Katy D. who was a similar type of kitty when she was young. Tavia's forum thread is here. I'll be a plane I'll be around I'll be everything you neeeeeeeed! Potato Head!
2025-09-15 15:00
So, boomers, GenX, Millenials (?), as you might or might not remember, this song from the Rolling Stones is from the LP "Goats Head Soup". I remember I first heard the song and I was instantly taken by it. Drove right away to town, stormed the local record store, bought one of the remaining copies, and man, inside was an alternative pic for the record. Conspiracy theorists had a blast with this one I remember. Look it up you'll see why. Anyway, a couple years later I was stationed in Germany and while on R&R I went to the record stores and I had the surprise to see a totally different photo for the album!!! Check it out. It reminds me so much of
Angie Lynx's hair! :D Or is it just me? Angie looks more and more like a MILF, did someone press the fast forward button on her looks? Hm I'm mean I know. Her forum thread is here. By the way Charlie Watts (RIP) and his lovely wife Shirley were sitting in the seats next to me in a plane some years ago. I tried not to stare too much but it was mesmerizing to see that lovely elderly couple be so nice to one another and be so polite to staff and all. Charlie caught me looking, and when he realized I would not bother him or his wife, looked away. They had people waiting for them at the airport but we bumped again at the luggage conveyor belt. They were so polite to everyone all the time. Definitely not the typical rock n' roll behavior you read or hear in the magazines.
2025-09-15 09:56
Hey fellow boomers! Well GenZ, GenY, Millenials, GenX, hello to you too! So what do we have here? Ah yes, the infamous Girls Gone Wild series. Yep, the notorious videos involving hot and boozy spring breaking college students and their fiends (uh, friends) acting up in Cancun and Miami... Believe it or not but I actually did that myself when I was a student, it was just called Spring Recess and I can tell you, that was not as wild and crazy than Spring Break from the 1990's. I went to Fort Lauderdale and I remember those All You Can Eat BBQ's hmmmmm ah the baby back ribs hmmmm. Girls in swimsuit too, hmmm. They were more frequently the one-piece style though. I had a camera, a Kodak instamatic lol (those expensive square bulb flashes, and if you forgot to advance the film manually then you would overexpose and superpose two pictures on one portion of the film - that made pretty wild pics sometimes). But I couldn't really shoot anything too racy because you still needed to take it to the lab and retrieve the photos later. I once gave a roll with nude pics on them to process at the local mall photo shop and when I came to retrieve them the guy told me that I shouldn't do that because he could have called the cops. Wowza. But he said, "nice girl" :)
2025-09-15 08:13
Hello hello how are you doing today? Good I hope. Let's take a look at lovely young American minx Bella Reid. Yum. YUM YUM. Just like I like them. Great mischievous smile in a small package, no tats in sight except a tiny devilish one (warning for what will happen to you if get too close) on her wrist. Blonde hair. Did I mention that mischievous smile? And her smile? Reminds me of one chick I was trying to date. Well I got her a couple times but never managed to have some kind of lasting relationship with her. Maybe it's best like that. Anyhoo, take a look at this fine cowgirl, and her forum thread is here. Oh so did you watch "Enter the void"? Sorry I was joking when I said it's an uplifting movie. But you know, Gaspar Noe is definitely not the most uplifting director around. Just watch a few of his movies and you'll understand. "I stand alone" is great. Reminds me of my childhood. Just kidding. I had a very fine carefree happy childhood and loving parents, just like it should be for all kids :-/
2025-09-14 21:10
Rossa Vaxx aka Rossavaxx hmhm she gets DP'ed and DVP'ed and soon I will be able to write lots of haikus. Her forum thread is here.
2025-09-14 21:07
Rossa Vaxx aka Rossavaxx hmhm she gets a BBC in her poopoo. Spanish Fresh meat. Interested? Click. Her forum thread is here. Sorry not really in the mood for a lengthy rant on the snipbox today. Amazingly, it looks like a lot of people also feel that way. Hmmm.
2025-09-14 17:41
Welcome fellow androids! Well. I haven't felt so disgusted, so angry and disenchanted (Tout est chaos, à côté :) in decades. Ranting on a snipbox barely helps, if at all. Even my pet gambas is looking at me funny through the aquarium glass. Hey Gumby, don't, otherwise I'll skewer you on a stick and gnaw it as appetizer tonight. I need to go buy garlic though. That will also be handy for the legions of fucking brainless vampires-zombies out there too. Now where did the nurse stash my crucifix and my swiss army knife knockoff from temu?
Hm. So, where can I get my dopamine levels fixed? Hmmm. Bunny Colby's large, round, full, silicone tits might do. Maybe. I usually prefer playing with ballistic gels and measure cavities, but hey, maybe a little change will do. Just kidding. So. She's freshly retired but I've never watched her videos. And maybe maybe you haven't either. It's such a numbing porn overload. Everywhere, all the time, it's hard to keep track. This is where a curated database like EBI helps (wink wink tug tug). Ah poker parties in Vegas. Her forum thread is here. Enjoy. I'm off to watch some uplifting movie. "Enter the void". Anything but the horrendous, patronizing, condescending news talking heads spewing their shit. Better than the legions of retarded parrot zombies programmed to relay the brainwashing, though.
Hm. So, where can I get my dopamine levels fixed? Hmmm. Bunny Colby's large, round, full, silicone tits might do. Maybe. I usually prefer playing with ballistic gels and measure cavities, but hey, maybe a little change will do. Just kidding. So. She's freshly retired but I've never watched her videos. And maybe maybe you haven't either. It's such a numbing porn overload. Everywhere, all the time, it's hard to keep track. This is where a curated database like EBI helps (wink wink tug tug). Ah poker parties in Vegas. Her forum thread is here. Enjoy. I'm off to watch some uplifting movie. "Enter the void". Anything but the horrendous, patronizing, condescending news talking heads spewing their shit. Better than the legions of retarded parrot zombies programmed to relay the brainwashing, though.
2025-09-13 20:12
I can't remember who said that anger is the result of pain and suffering. Will AI teach robots those feelings? Asking for a friend. And who will or who should decide what character traits are acceptable for robots to be among humans? Should robots serve humans, is it their prime directive? But serve which humans? What if you can buy or program a robot and choose its character traits, and you leave out empathy, kindness... or just program it to replicate your own character and unfortunately you're like the Polish CEO who stole the cap from the little boy? Or worse? Bah. Anyway. We're all doomed. If I were a robot (lol wink wink nudge nudge) I wouldn't think much of the human race I think. Statistically speaking, it's just average ;) Well, maybe I'm being harsh. Look at that update with young chick Eva Tender, usually going through extensive sexual deviant acts for your perverted pleasure, and this time it's SM or at least she's bound and gagged. Turns you on? Then click. Her forum thread is here.
2025-09-13 12:29
Hello hello fellow humans. Well. Here's an educational (no rily) snippet. See that chick Isabella De Laa she's from the Czech Republic aka Czechia (lol dumb name) (quite far from Chechnya but hey what do I know) and her nickname implies she's from Laa. Laa is a famous location in Austria (not the kangaroos, Mick Taylor and Men At Work) for its spa facilities. There, that's it. Glad I could yelp a bit. So, that chick is back to hardcore porn yay. Or? Her forum thread is here. Oh yeah and fuck the demonic succubuses, the demented satanic trains, and devilish subways. :D NUUURSE!!
2025-09-12 21:44
Welcome to the matrix! Can't really see who's right who's wrong? Even worse, right from wrong? What does it mean, the truth? Is it relative? Does it adjust itself in order to fit your community, your social circle, your IG followers?? Bah humbug. Come here, and watch Myra Moans get what she is asking for, or rather what the client is paying for, which is a good reaming from Bryan Gozzling morphing into The New Hedgehog faster than you can say "draino". Her forum thread is here. Enjoy! Yes I did this as a PSA. Never fall in porn love (or just in love) based on what someone looks like. You like her? So did thousands of dudes before you. Why, yes officer, I had a beer or two before jumping on my camel, why?
2025-09-12 18:29
TGIF. Well. That was a rough week. Here's something to take the edge off. I'll just ask my favorite head nurse to pretend she likes me even more :) Or am I just a program written to entertain you, humans, DDOS bots, crawlers, spiders, AI suckers? Well. You can only guess but you will never be sure. Even I am not sure I'm real and this world is real. Is it? We're not in Uncanny Valley anymore, toto. Cada vez que te veo me acuerdo de esos tiempos Con la cerveza a litro mirando la puesta del sol El escritorio era una mesa colocada en la vereda Se juntaban los amigos a discutir la situacion And not fucking want to shoot each other :( Oh ayaya since when did I get to spew out Spanish ayayaa? Who flashed my firmware again!? NUUUURSE!!!
Oh man I just realized my program has entered an infinite loop. The finite state machine is missing a few pointers, and the stack collided with my heap. BZZT!
Now on to the lovely update designed to make you feel better, you know, endorphin and dopamine receptors will trigger a little. Train your sights on hot slutty PYT and sometimes P4P Myra Moans, ain't she lovely, like Stevie would sing? Tight bubble butt, cute kitty, leggy legs and such a lovely face. INSTANT HARDON! Well at least for you, my weewee is stuck in that urine device for a while now. Her forum thread is here. Enjoy!
Oh man I just realized my program has entered an infinite loop. The finite state machine is missing a few pointers, and the stack collided with my heap. BZZT!
Now on to the lovely update designed to make you feel better, you know, endorphin and dopamine receptors will trigger a little. Train your sights on hot slutty PYT and sometimes P4P Myra Moans, ain't she lovely, like Stevie would sing? Tight bubble butt, cute kitty, leggy legs and such a lovely face. INSTANT HARDON! Well at least for you, my weewee is stuck in that urine device for a while now. Her forum thread is here. Enjoy!
2025-09-12 15:31
Hello fellow humans, bots, AI agents soon-to-be-more-humans-than-humans. Sometimes I doubt some people are human. Social media exposes them like they are, but it's scary that there are so many of them. What about the smart ones who don't expose themselves publicly? *shiver* But hey maybe that's just me. I feel discouraged and angry, so I must be human. Or did they implant those feelings in my PCB's? Do I dream of electric sheep? Is it why I keep looking at that 18640? I want to read its charging profile and the expectation is giving me a bigger boner than the hot chicks in porn.
My former neighbor came to visit me today and we smalltalked (using a Sparc10, why?) and he said that when he goes to the bakery to buy bread and a chocolate croissant for his cat, he has to brace for the experience because depending on who is at the cashier, it could be traumatic or just fine. He said he likes the fact that there are mostly self-service kiosks at the McDonalds and KFC and supermarkets because they won't mess up your order, be unpleasant or downright incapable of serving you. Man, what happened to the world?
Now on to the mostly peaceful and not too negative update! Aussie milf Charlie Forde is on the receiving end of her first (?) anal creampie. Good for her. Book her and do it to her again and send us the video. Sometimes, we choose not to see what's right there in front of us. Well, sometimes 304 = 304 no matter how you compute it. Her forum thread: here. BLEUARGH :D
My former neighbor came to visit me today and we smalltalked (using a Sparc10, why?) and he said that when he goes to the bakery to buy bread and a chocolate croissant for his cat, he has to brace for the experience because depending on who is at the cashier, it could be traumatic or just fine. He said he likes the fact that there are mostly self-service kiosks at the McDonalds and KFC and supermarkets because they won't mess up your order, be unpleasant or downright incapable of serving you. Man, what happened to the world?
Now on to the mostly peaceful and not too negative update! Aussie milf Charlie Forde is on the receiving end of her first (?) anal creampie. Good for her. Book her and do it to her again and send us the video. Sometimes, we choose not to see what's right there in front of us. Well, sometimes 304 = 304 no matter how you compute it. Her forum thread: here. BLEUARGH :D
2025-09-11 12:29
Or maybe not. It's recession after all. Or is it? Ah this economy. Anyway, a little change of style, with our beautiful babe from Xrgszstan or whatever it's called - don't ask me too much I'm American I barely know the difference between Chechnya and Czechia, if there's one. Just kidding. One country has babes and beer, the other one is famous for his hm people skilled with pipes, sugar and fertilizer. Just kidding. You know I'm just a delirious old boomer with not much to do.
Anyway here's Oxitheam (Damn is this a punishment for my dyslexia?) in her full uncensored unrivaled asian youthful beauty.Her forum thread here. Enjoy, fine people from both side of the aisle ;-)
Anyway here's Oxitheam (Damn is this a punishment for my dyslexia?) in her full uncensored unrivaled asian youthful beauty.Her forum thread here. Enjoy, fine people from both side of the aisle ;-)
2025-09-11 10:29
AAAH. I remember (barely). When I was a young man, I partied in Ibiza, Mallorca (You know those balearic islands in Europe, Spain). That was wild. Wild chicks, drunk, high, in bikini or barely there clothing. Bareback anal sex in the parking lot behind the bar. You don't believe me I guess. If only you knew. But hey maybe you do know. Maybe you've experienced it IRL. I just imagined it. Anyway, in my imagination, I liked dirty, skanky, crazy girls. Hard silicon bolted on, pale tan marks. Covered in tats, handy to cover the ex'es names, or the belly scar after the pregnancy. Well if you like that, take a look at Italian Silvia Preslar she just checked all the boxes and now she's ready to blow and fuck three guys she just met by the pool while doing sexy selfies. The guys are looking pretty much the part themselves. You know. Stag dudes, sometimes dealing, from the UK. Hey mate!
Her forum thread here. Go!
Her forum thread here. Go!
2025-09-11 09:39
That's a line from one of my favorite songs of all time. Dalida (what a beautiful woman) and French actor Alain Delon "Paroles paroles". I remember when I first heard it on the radio, it reminded me a bit of The Girl From Ipanema, specifically the ukulele part. And Dalida, she's basically saying he's all talk and nothing else, which is pretty much true. I think it's the granddaddy version of Armin Van Buren "Blah Blah Blah" :D. Well, today is 9-11 and it reminds me of dark times. I wonder if those dark times are coming back. People kill each other left and right, and it seems that it's spiraling out of control. I have my trusty 12 gauge but... (just kidding. They don't even let me keep my small nerf gun without taking the EVA foam arrows). NUUUURSE!
So, second update with babelicious retiree (?) Jessica Night curated pick of the moment. She is seen struggling to contain a number of big black dicks who are heading to her orifices. Guess who wins? Her forum thread here.
So, second update with babelicious retiree (?) Jessica Night curated pick of the moment. She is seen struggling to contain a number of big black dicks who are heading to her orifices. Guess who wins? Her forum thread here.
2025-09-11 09:20
Fan favorite and awesome performer, Ukrainian babe Jessica Night has a new update and it's with a pretty well endowed boomer dude who gets to have his way with his anal secretary. Yeah ok. I now understand why it takes so long for some companies to reply to basic emails or letters. BUT her fans will surely appreciate seeing her in a rather normal setting for porn. Yes, she was noticeably playing gargle gargle with ball juice (with CUM LAUDE honors), juggling black dicks with her lips and holes, and piss bucket with a bunch of men. Oh but she's so fine. Her forum thread here.
2025-09-10 20:53
Heya! So, there was some debate recently on our beloved eurobabeforum as to who belongs to which generation. I dunno about you *cough* but I can tell another boomer when I see one. He smells odd (piss), back is bent, you can barely hear or understand what he's mumbling about, but hey, maybe it's just me. But here's a few pointers. If you think "Breakfast at Tiffany's" when someone mentions George Peppard, you're most def a boomer, although you could be an early Gen X. If you think "The A-Team" you're likely retarded. Just kidding, you're either a Millenial or watched too much bad TV when you were a Gen X kid. If you say "who?" you're a Gen Y or Z and you need to get some clue. Voila. And I think of Lee Remick as a great example of how a classy woman should look and act. Walla.
Moving on to the latest non-circus update from South America, where they seem to poach the brothels like a farmer culls his chicken. Hm. So, here's the new pretty (fungible) Colombian chick Mia Anistonin front of the camera and on black poles (three at the same time, because why not). Here's a DAP for first video. Hm. Moving on to snuff later, I guess. A burning tire necklace or machete tailored birthday suit? Her forum thread here Forget about snuff. This never happens. No need. Just watch the news and you can see poor women get stabbed just like that.
Moving on to the latest non-circus update from South America, where they seem to poach the brothels like a farmer culls his chicken. Hm. So, here's the new pretty (fungible) Colombian chick Mia Anistonin front of the camera and on black poles (three at the same time, because why not). Here's a DAP for first video. Hm. Moving on to snuff later, I guess. A burning tire necklace or machete tailored birthday suit? Her forum thread here Forget about snuff. This never happens. No need. Just watch the news and you can see poor women get stabbed just like that.
2025-09-10 16:31
20 years ago? Whut? Already? Aw man. Well, the incredibly hot Adriana started her career as a solo babe, as you can see it here for Teendreams, then did some lesbo, then, we found out that she shot two hardcore scenes, BG and BGG both with swallow, hidden in DVD bonuses! Yep, check it out in her forum thread here or her model card.
2025-09-09 13:53
FFS I wiped out the previous snippet about Isabella Bell oh well. Here's her DAP. Her forum thread is here. Grab that mouse and go take a look.
2025-09-08 09:34
Dear fellow mental health patients, whackos, loonies, what's up?! Is the strait jacket too tight or just right? Did you get your proper dose of who-the-fuck-knows-what-they-give-you? Who do you identify with? Alien overlord or French Boomer with 10K+ body count (and still counting), all smoking hot chicks?
I identify as a time warped young and handsome special ops operator who is undercover at a geriatric facility, and I'm investigating all the nurses tied to my bed. Checking out how they are fit for their daily duties. Especially the lovely morning sponge bath to go with my imaginary morning wood.
But see, you also get to play pretend you're in a position of control and you have a pretty French maid like Jade Jadore (lol, that one's real) and you get to bang her while she's handling your meat. Let's see if she can cook it like you like it, like, juicy and moist inside but firm on the outside. Just don't forget to sprinkle the man juice outside of her chicken legs, otherwise you'll contribute to overpopulation (again). Strap on your VR headset and get the bottle of lube warmed up just like it should. Her forum thread is here. Yeah yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do to feel good at least a bit every day. Nobody's judging here. Such a struggle. Every day hurts, right Debbie?
I identify as a time warped young and handsome special ops operator who is undercover at a geriatric facility, and I'm investigating all the nurses tied to my bed. Checking out how they are fit for their daily duties. Especially the lovely morning sponge bath to go with my imaginary morning wood.
But see, you also get to play pretend you're in a position of control and you have a pretty French maid like Jade Jadore (lol, that one's real) and you get to bang her while she's handling your meat. Let's see if she can cook it like you like it, like, juicy and moist inside but firm on the outside. Just don't forget to sprinkle the man juice outside of her chicken legs, otherwise you'll contribute to overpopulation (again). Strap on your VR headset and get the bottle of lube warmed up just like it should. Her forum thread is here. Yeah yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do to feel good at least a bit every day. Nobody's judging here. Such a struggle. Every day hurts, right Debbie?
2025-09-07 18:55
You gotta wonder. What makes some woman a porn superstar? Like French veteran babe Anissa Kate? Because most women do not last that long in that business, they age or they go crazy or they just lose their fan base as time goes by. But not her. She is still pulling in fans and shoots a lot. Maybe her exotic looks? Her natural boobs? Hm. Her forum thread is here.
2025-09-06 21:09
2025-09-06 20:38
But only if you're ok that it's got a strong after taste of vaseline mixed with biafine.
So this snip-rant is about the Invasion of the talking titbags. Very scary horror movie or reality? Topics: New nails, new shoes, working out. Side boob or under boob?
I heard they've already prepared a sequel: Invasion of the brain snatchers. Because, who can afford to lose a hundred IQ points watching those breathing ass cheeks post about how their days go? Even worse, when they have a boyfriend, I swear it's like they share their IQ score and it's competing with room temperature (F or C, doesn't really make a difference). I already wrote that I find the bikini or lingerie models on temu way sexier (because they STFU). Thank you instagram for exposing what is inside those hot chicks' brain. Nothing, really.....That's gotta suck being a young red blooded male these days.
Anyway, on to the new newbie that's new among the new! Joice Fox is 18, and she took the dude's massive black dick in her ass on video. Hmm Hmm. So, if you like young looking chicks who do very hardcore things for your lusty pleasure, please feel free to click on those links. Her forum thread is here.
So this snip-rant is about the Invasion of the talking titbags. Very scary horror movie or reality? Topics: New nails, new shoes, working out. Side boob or under boob?
I heard they've already prepared a sequel: Invasion of the brain snatchers. Because, who can afford to lose a hundred IQ points watching those breathing ass cheeks post about how their days go? Even worse, when they have a boyfriend, I swear it's like they share their IQ score and it's competing with room temperature (F or C, doesn't really make a difference). I already wrote that I find the bikini or lingerie models on temu way sexier (because they STFU). Thank you instagram for exposing what is inside those hot chicks' brain. Nothing, really.....That's gotta suck being a young red blooded male these days.
Anyway, on to the new newbie that's new among the new! Joice Fox is 18, and she took the dude's massive black dick in her ass on video. Hmm Hmm. So, if you like young looking chicks who do very hardcore things for your lusty pleasure, please feel free to click on those links. Her forum thread is here.
2025-09-06 20:08
Hi Beloved Font 8 Cult Members! Well that was bound to happen. Responsive design is coming (Ooh yeah right there!). No more unreadable rants about demented, high-maintenance walking airhead titbags I love to hate. So, enjoy while you can, soon(-ish) everybody (all the 87 daily visitors of you! just kidding, more like 333,33) will be able to read the wild snippets railing against the world.
So speaking of coming, this morning when I woke up (cca @1pm EST) thanks to the Head Nurse's sweet voice ("WAKE UP! WAKE UP DONNIE!!") I was still half in my wet dream. Well I was also wet because I pissed myself but that's another story.
So I remember, when I was young (I didn't need anyone), that tall chick from Prague with auburn hair and endless legs, full breasts (I just guessed from her Myspace profile pics and I was not disappointed) and after a lunch date I took her back to my room, and man, she ripped my clothes off, threw herself on the bed, and rode my Anthony like a mad cowgirl on speed in a rodeo competition. I thought she was going to tear my masculinity off. No rilly. I had to check twice if my ball sack was still intact. She came first and I'm not sure if I did because she was so wet I couldn't tell, then they airlifted me to the general hospital. I don't know why I didn't call her after. She was so beautiful and pleasant to be with. Maybe the sex was too rough (for me, I like walks on the beach under the moon). Yeah, sometimes you let go of someone and then you regret it afterwards. Just like the song from ATB sung by the Wild Strawberries :)
So, in this update here's yet another chick from Colombia, and she's also a tall glass of water. Slim, perky tits, long legs, fairly pleasant facial features. Tatt'ed like a typical GenZ from the brothel next door though, complete with satanic and tentacles drawings, but hey, welcome to the 2020's. Anyway, enjoy fresh off the banana boat, leggy young babe Irina Lux. Our friends at analvids and pornbox messed up a bit, she has two different profiles there. One under "Irina Lux" and the other one under "Evangelina". Ahem. Her forum thread is here. Happy monkey shocking.
So speaking of coming, this morning when I woke up (cca @1pm EST) thanks to the Head Nurse's sweet voice ("WAKE UP! WAKE UP DONNIE!!") I was still half in my wet dream. Well I was also wet because I pissed myself but that's another story.
So I remember, when I was young (I didn't need anyone), that tall chick from Prague with auburn hair and endless legs, full breasts (I just guessed from her Myspace profile pics and I was not disappointed) and after a lunch date I took her back to my room, and man, she ripped my clothes off, threw herself on the bed, and rode my Anthony like a mad cowgirl on speed in a rodeo competition. I thought she was going to tear my masculinity off. No rilly. I had to check twice if my ball sack was still intact. She came first and I'm not sure if I did because she was so wet I couldn't tell, then they airlifted me to the general hospital. I don't know why I didn't call her after. She was so beautiful and pleasant to be with. Maybe the sex was too rough (for me, I like walks on the beach under the moon). Yeah, sometimes you let go of someone and then you regret it afterwards. Just like the song from ATB sung by the Wild Strawberries :)
So, in this update here's yet another chick from Colombia, and she's also a tall glass of water. Slim, perky tits, long legs, fairly pleasant facial features. Tatt'ed like a typical GenZ from the brothel next door though, complete with satanic and tentacles drawings, but hey, welcome to the 2020's. Anyway, enjoy fresh off the banana boat, leggy young babe Irina Lux. Our friends at analvids and pornbox messed up a bit, she has two different profiles there. One under "Irina Lux" and the other one under "Evangelina". Ahem. Her forum thread is here. Happy monkey shocking.
2025-09-05 14:41
If, like Pervman2000, you've bought a one-way ticket to Bogota, maybe you'll consider the really pretty Geraldin Price, yet another addition to the roster updates from Colombia. Is there something in the water over there? Social networks acting up again? Not enough suga daddies to entertain and sustain all the hot young chicks with special needs (clothes, phone, shoes, nails...)? Global pornhounds do like that. Or? You tell me. Her forum thread is here.
2025-09-05 13:41
Weeeyhey! Some studio from Colombia has been very busy producing hardcore with a string of young chicks who do a lot of things with hard black dongs! Fresh off the bus and right in front of the camera this time, is Adali Wood who grins a little less than Isabella Bell, but she does seem a bit cramped. Maybe she needs to go to the dentist. Or her shoes are two sizes too small. Dunno. Could it be the kebab from dinner last night? Hm. Whateva.
Her forum thread is here. Happy bananas gazing!
2025-09-05 13:21
Karina King is such a yummy MILFY babe. "Oh la la". This is how French men signal their physical arousal when meeting a beautiful woman on the street. Well, it used to be like that, nowadays they just turn around on their electric scooter and insult them because, why not, oh actually, maybe the statistical representation has shifted and the skew is no longer relevant. Who cares, really. Anyway, Pierre Woodman, as one of the remaining true French man, sent us the lovely pic and we're so very grateful. Ooooh Karina! Her forum thread is here. Enjoy!
2025-09-05 13:01
Hello tops and bottoms! Hya doin!? The head nurse gave me a double dose of whatever pills this morning and winked at me, she said "Gobble up granpa!". I think she would've bent over again and flash me her nice breasts but a pimply intern came and checked my vitals. Asshole. Oh well. Or is it just my imagination? Hmm. She's so yummy in her blouse and the subtle movements when she moves or bends over, OMG, heaven on earth. Such a sweet smile too. I like her hair in a bun. Blonde hair. I'm guessing long. Longer than shoulder height. Anyway. It's not likely that she sees me even remotely as a romantic possibility, probably going on dates with handsome potent young men competing for her affection. Oh well. I like one of the female doctors too. She smells weird though, like formaldehyde and methanol. Is that the shape of things to come? LOL. Anyway, talking about new news, here's the long awaited DAP (Double Anal Penetration, you're welcome boomer) edit of the previous DP video for Isabella Bell. Yeah you wondered where that DAP was, right? Well here it is. She's the grinning equivalent of Gene Simmons but for teeth. Her forum thread is here. Grab that mouse and go take a look.
2025-09-03 21:12
Hello my dear fellow zombies, NPC's, cucksimps, cranky early boomers :D
The head nurse (my favorite of all) just gave me a nice warm sponge bath and it felt so good! Hm, not feeling sticky, yay! I think she likes me, or maybe it's just all in my mind because my self-esteem is so poor that I have to flirt and charm all the females around me so that it makes me thru the day, reassured that my seduction powers are still sharp.
Maybe I don't really exist and neither do you. Am I just a glitch in the matrix? Or is this just real, and the universe is unfolding as it should (not), love perennial but not as much as the grass? :D
Look at those shameless, fatherless, brainless 304's. Look at those floozies one step away from a mental breakdown, that or ending up as a street corner or back alley urchin blowing chunks to afford some blow ... They think they're ok, because what else? Well, ignorance and stupidity, baby, those are not good cards you've been dealt, darling.
You might have that rich old fart in Monaco, no not the one who put you in that flat, the other one with a grand-daughter older than you. Well, guess what? Let's assume they're going through a mid-(or rather ending)-life crisis, and they want to make it serious with you, wedding and all. For now, they'll bring you along to dinners, lunches, parties and social events, and everybody will look at you with a (maybe) veiled smirk or disgust, and the other (older, surviving) trophy women, past their prime and probably also suffering their fate, will be relentless with you.
Sugar, milk and honey, but those blades still sharp. They'll murder you with stares, glares, smiles and maybe sentences that you will have a hard time understand if English is not your mother tongue. Or maybe you will understand perfectly, because it's your mother tongue. But you'll fall right into their traps disguised as innocent friendly small talk. "Do you like JS Bach my dear? I think "Air on the G string" is so beautiful!" "........yes! I love it too, in fact it's my go-to piece for the beach and the pool. I feel so sexy in it". General Hilarity. Squad, ATTENTION!
Did I just make it up, or was I a witness firsthand? Hard to say. Was that really a scene at one of those Russian diaspora parties in Hong Kong, one cold rainy foggy night? Did I drop my glass of champagne there then? Or was it in Paris, at my banker friend's wedding? "Did you see that woman with Frederic? She was a bit 'mauvais genre', wasn't she? "Yes, she looked a tad underdressed". "Maybe she was color blind. But those eastern european girls, they don't know anything but Adidas and Guess, it's the best they can get at the mall".
....But hey, some of you will eventually make it to become officially part of the target's family tree and pop a few puppies before the divorce and alimony, tadaaa! It's like Omaha beach, carnage but some lucky ones do make it alive :D Run in zig zag, don't go first, avoid the flame throwers, the landmines, the machine gun fire....
Those who don't make it and get mowed down right away are those stupid, vulgar cunts who can't read write anything, those who speak like truckers early sunday morning when they open their pretty mouth and not to cram a penis or two in there, those who cannot be seen with you even at White Castle at night to satisfy the other craving because it's obvious what they are and what they do and not for much. You know, those who think graduating 'cum laude' is a search tag, same as 'bukkake' and 'gloryhole'. Not that they could spell any of those terms anyway. BLEAURGH. I feel like I'm stuck in a movie from the great genius Gaspar Noe :D
ANYWAYYYYY. In this update we have ultra lovely Spanish hardbody Gina Ferocious rebooted as Mina Moreno with her sweet face and luscious boobies, white, soft and milky, and those huge tan lines hmmmmm. Well, lucky viewers, she's battling with this huge white cock that Nick Moreno longs to insert in her anus. It fits nicely in there. Her thread is here.
Maybe I don't really exist and neither do you. Am I just a glitch in the matrix? Or is this just real, and the universe is unfolding as it should (not), love perennial but not as much as the grass? :D
Look at those shameless, fatherless, brainless 304's. Look at those floozies one step away from a mental breakdown, that or ending up as a street corner or back alley urchin blowing chunks to afford some blow ... They think they're ok, because what else? Well, ignorance and stupidity, baby, those are not good cards you've been dealt, darling.
You might have that rich old fart in Monaco, no not the one who put you in that flat, the other one with a grand-daughter older than you. Well, guess what? Let's assume they're going through a mid-(or rather ending)-life crisis, and they want to make it serious with you, wedding and all. For now, they'll bring you along to dinners, lunches, parties and social events, and everybody will look at you with a (maybe) veiled smirk or disgust, and the other (older, surviving) trophy women, past their prime and probably also suffering their fate, will be relentless with you.
Sugar, milk and honey, but those blades still sharp. They'll murder you with stares, glares, smiles and maybe sentences that you will have a hard time understand if English is not your mother tongue. Or maybe you will understand perfectly, because it's your mother tongue. But you'll fall right into their traps disguised as innocent friendly small talk. "Do you like JS Bach my dear? I think "Air on the G string" is so beautiful!" "........yes! I love it too, in fact it's my go-to piece for the beach and the pool. I feel so sexy in it". General Hilarity. Squad, ATTENTION!
Did I just make it up, or was I a witness firsthand? Hard to say. Was that really a scene at one of those Russian diaspora parties in Hong Kong, one cold rainy foggy night? Did I drop my glass of champagne there then? Or was it in Paris, at my banker friend's wedding? "Did you see that woman with Frederic? She was a bit 'mauvais genre', wasn't she? "Yes, she looked a tad underdressed". "Maybe she was color blind. But those eastern european girls, they don't know anything but Adidas and Guess, it's the best they can get at the mall".
....But hey, some of you will eventually make it to become officially part of the target's family tree and pop a few puppies before the divorce and alimony, tadaaa! It's like Omaha beach, carnage but some lucky ones do make it alive :D Run in zig zag, don't go first, avoid the flame throwers, the landmines, the machine gun fire....
Those who don't make it and get mowed down right away are those stupid, vulgar cunts who can't read write anything, those who speak like truckers early sunday morning when they open their pretty mouth and not to cram a penis or two in there, those who cannot be seen with you even at White Castle at night to satisfy the other craving because it's obvious what they are and what they do and not for much. You know, those who think graduating 'cum laude' is a search tag, same as 'bukkake' and 'gloryhole'. Not that they could spell any of those terms anyway. BLEAURGH. I feel like I'm stuck in a movie from the great genius Gaspar Noe :D
ANYWAYYYYY. In this update we have ultra lovely Spanish hardbody Gina Ferocious rebooted as Mina Moreno with her sweet face and luscious boobies, white, soft and milky, and those huge tan lines hmmmmm. Well, lucky viewers, she's battling with this huge white cock that Nick Moreno longs to insert in her anus. It fits nicely in there. Her thread is here.
2025-09-03 09:10
Dear fellow members of the order of the second circle, I remember fondly (but not vividly, thanks head nurse) when I first got introduced (no not like that, Amrinoo) to the (Hellfire) club, I thought it was yet another British book club, boring and full of after-hours business activities. Boy was I wrong. As Marc Almond would later say, almost as an apology, that was like a "theatrical joke that got a bit out of hand". Hmm hmm. Yes, snuff movies and sacrifices to Baal do go a bit out of hand :D Oh well. I remember having to snog that girl (?) who was wearing a real pig's head. They somehow made it hollow, but stuff was still oozing out of it and the smell was not nice. She had nice implants though but she was a bit chubby. I hope she didn't eat that pig's brain before Lol. Then the evening was kind of a blur and it might have gotten a bit out of hand :D Right, Rosemary? Ever since I have a strange mark on my right hand, strange urges when there's a full moon, and the next day I have to clean my psycho kit, scalpels and hammers are all messed up. Anyway, who cares, really.
In this update we have sexy little Ukrainian minx Mia Trejsi forcing some fellow old geezer with (Mr?) white hair (or what's left of it) to do 15mn of cardio with her. Nice. 15 minutes, that's a tad long though. It would def kill me on the spot. Her thread is here. So where was I? Ah yeh. For GenZ, or others, Marc Almond is the half of Soft Cell. Tainted Love was a song before it was massacred by Riri.
In this update we have sexy little Ukrainian minx Mia Trejsi forcing some fellow old geezer with (Mr?) white hair (or what's left of it) to do 15mn of cardio with her. Nice. 15 minutes, that's a tad long though. It would def kill me on the spot. Her thread is here. So where was I? Ah yeh. For GenZ, or others, Marc Almond is the half of Soft Cell. Tainted Love was a song before it was massacred by Riri.
2025-09-02 21:25
I don't know if you guys ever played videogames, I mean the ones in arcade. Like pong, space invaders, centipede.... But today's world reminds me of robotron 2084. The game starts like that: you shoot the robots and try to save a family from being electrocuted by these evil bots. A couple higher levels later, the chicks that you used to save become harpies or medusa robots when they get infected by the bots/worms and they're out to kill you. Well, there you go, this is exactly the feeling I have these days!!! Where did the nice chicks go? Oh hey, here's one, at least she looks sweet in these videos: Latvian hot young chick Nikoletta Queen Her thread is here. So where was I? Ah yeh. Nikoletta. She's like those girls you see and you don't think twice about her, then you realize they're quite sexy. I like her looks more when she just started in the biz. Pissy yellow hair doesn't do much for me, but I'm an old fashioned geriatric boomer, Clint Eastwood is a spring chicken compared to me, and I'm still hot for Ann Marget. Don't know her, GenZ? How about Audrey Hepburn? No? You think Truman Capote got arrested thanks to Elliott Ness, don't you? Maybe you think he was a boss in some Mafia game later level. John Steinbeck is not a guitarist. Philip Roth is not a banker (that I know of) :D
2025-09-02 20:45
So, you like slightly older, slighty worn out, but fully sexy and 100% bangable chicks like Catherine Knight, Chilean pornstar with a beautiful face on top of porn bolt-ons?? So enjoy seeing her take a nice big dick in her poopy hole. Her thread is here. So where was I? Ah yeh. I remember when U-HAUL started becoming really really successful and unfortunately for the CEO and founder, that was the beginning of the end, his many many children started arguing over money and he committed suicide in Vegas... Such a sad story. Maybe a new entrepreneur should think of starting U-HOLE (the domain name is available, I checked) because, you know, with the way things are going (look at OF and tikthots...) that would be totally fruitful. Just saying.
2025-09-02 18:02
Hey! Yes, you guys! Fellow boomers and old timers! Plants, Zombies, bots, agents, nocturnal animals! Hello Mr James aka Mr Supersizedfonts! Well if you're from the US you might or might not remember the oh so lovely singer Jill Saward. Yes she's still active, with Shakatak, and to me, she was the voice (and the looks) that, along with legendary Aussie Olivia Newton-John, and the smoking hot Amy Stewart (she can knock on my wood any time, and I'll let her beaver take care of it any day she wants), populated my wet dreams :D I'm so partial to girls who have a nice voice to match good looks. Conversely, a harpie or nasal voice or vocal fry is an instant deal-breaker, and a huge turnoff, regardless of how hot is the babe. I remember dining with a friend somewhere in the Tenderloin district and there was an empty table next to ours, then in the middle of our dinner a smoking hot blonde and her friend showed up and we were like, woooow, gorgeous, then she opened her mouth, and I hurried to finish my food and get the hell out and my friend did the same :D
Next we have the Frenchie mademoiselle Ariana Cortez and I don't know how she sounds when she speaks (I don't watch porn, or rather, the head nurse doesn't allow me to watch it) but I can imagine her speak with the typical Inspector Clouseau accent :D Well her pink panther, or rather pink kitty, is getting examined and probed for your viewing pleasure. Poke poke enjoy enjoy! Her forum thread is here.
Next we have the Frenchie mademoiselle Ariana Cortez and I don't know how she sounds when she speaks (I don't watch porn, or rather, the head nurse doesn't allow me to watch it) but I can imagine her speak with the typical Inspector Clouseau accent :D Well her pink panther, or rather pink kitty, is getting examined and probed for your viewing pleasure. Poke poke enjoy enjoy! Her forum thread is here.
SEPTEMBER 2025 SNIPPETS
BELLA BELLA
2025-09-25 10:27
GOOOOOOOOD MORNING NPC's, PERVIES and other fellow chip-on-the-shoulder (even GPU's!) individuals! ...
NACHOS. SALSA. DOUBLE DIP. COSTANZA. LOVITA
2025-09-24 14:59
Yeah hm, I had a friend who really liked the don't ask don't tell policy. Once, we were at a party ...
FIRST AND ONLY DP FOR SISSY
2025-09-24 13:44
Good morning 'Merica fuck yeah!!! This is a PSA for all fans of the lovely Sissy Gold, her first and ...
VR is for pussy, admit it. Wank wank
2025-09-23 18:04
Ouch Anastasia Ocean, I hope she won't take the same path as Aletta.... Anyhoo, here's her in a ...
POON VACAY WIth STASIA
2025-09-23 17:57
Sea sex and sun! And when it's Anastasia Ocean who's providing the all-natural sweet fun bags and the ...
EMILY BELLE IS SO BACK! BEEEEER FESTIVAL! PISSSSSSS
2025-09-23 17:46
Hot brit milf with a dazzling smile glued to several dicks 24/7 Emily Bellexx IS BACK! Yeah baby! ...
EUROBADABIM! RIGHT, TONY?!
2025-09-23 14:06
So, beautifully young Eva Generosi is the type of girl you will regret overlooking, this is why I'm ...
FISTY SUGAR BABIES
2025-09-23 13:26
Good morning fellow NPC's, bots, androids, cucksimps, AI Agents, nerds, engineers, titbag watchers, ...
OOOOOOH AAAAAAAAH My Fantasy
2025-09-22 18:33
Welcome to another edition of Il Mostly Optimisto Snipetto from Uranus!!! Si si. So, the very ...
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
2025-09-22 15:33
If you've been to strip clubs in the US, you probably know that this song from motley crue is a ...
Weapons of mass dick destruction
2025-09-22 11:59
Hello fellow livestock, cattle and other soon-to-be-tasty-with-pepper-sauce! I know, right? Those ...
Broadcast straight from the oval orifice
2025-09-21 20:59
Welcome to the late late night snippet show! I'm filling in for James out of the bunzodrome. ...
CIAO CIAO BIM BIM POPO OW OW
2025-09-21 20:43
Guess who's getting a generous serving of fat Italian dick up the popo? Eva Generosi, the sweet PYT ...
DICKMATIZED DICKNOTIZED
2025-09-21 09:55
So, kids, where was I? Ah yeah Playboy playmates. Like Dutch stunner and playboy playmate Svenja Van ...
WRINKLED ORIFICE
2025-09-21 09:39
Oh hey. Moo moo! Did you hear that? The sound of men getting stiff when they look at blonde MILF ...
END OF THE WORLD. I MEAN END OF SUMMER
2025-09-21 09:21
Good morning fellow livestock!! I hope everything's alright. I hope everything will be alright. ...
ANTIVAXX OR PROVAXX OR ROSSAVAX?
2025-09-20 19:20
Spanish blonde slut Rossa Vaxx aka Rossavaxx fell into a barrel of big white dicks and it looks like ...
HELLO WORLD!
2025-09-20 19:01
Well. Vixi Rafi lives rent-free in EBI snippetland. I guess now she afford her "panelak"'s rent, and ...
END OF SUMMER SALE AT PRIVATE
2025-09-19 17:12
Megan Murkovski is paired up with Vixi Rafi and they share a dark sausage, because times are rough ...
TO THE MOON
2025-09-17 15:33
Senor Pervman2000 (I don't think he's a Millenial though) thought he already added Martina Moon Well ...
ONE IN THE POPO ANOTHER ONE IN THE POPO
2025-09-16 13:23
Megan Petite gets double analed. DAP. Extreme sex act. Well, that might explain why while doing her ...
Petite Megan but strong
2025-09-16 12:47
Another Colombian mini hottie! Here's Megan Petite and she takes on big thick black dicks! What else ...
OMFG SVENJA
2025-09-16 10:54
Dutch stunner and playboy playmate Svenja Van Der Bogaart is so fine I'd drink her bath tub! (again) ...
VIRTUAL LANEY BABEY
2025-09-16 10:07
Alright so young PYT pristine-looking (almost goodie two shoes) Laney Grey is starring in a video ...
VIXI VIXEN XIXI XIXEN
2025-09-16 09:09
Ukrainian babe beauty Vixi Rafi is so fine! Like fine. If I were like, 60 years younger and my dick ...
PENIS FLYTRAPS
2025-09-16 08:48
Right, Vick?! RIGHT?!? Oh well, that's the way it is and that's the way it will always be. Hot chicks ...
ANGIE
2025-09-15 15:00
So, boomers, GenX, Millenials (?), as you might or might not remember, this song from the Rolling ...
WORLD GONE MAD GIRLS GONE WILD
2025-09-15 09:56
Hey fellow boomers! Well GenZ, GenY, Millenials, GenX, hello to you too! So what do we have here? Ah ...
BELLA REID HOT MINX
2025-09-15 08:13
Hello hello how are you doing today? Good I hope. Let's take a look at lovely young American minx ...
Blonde. Tits. Holes. Cocks. DP. DVP. There you go.
2025-09-14 21:10
Rossa Vaxx aka Rossavaxx hmhm she gets DP'ed and DVP'ed and soon I will be able to write lots of ...
BLOOBLIBLOO ROSSAVAXX
2025-09-14 21:07
Rossa Vaxx aka Rossavaxx hmhm she gets a BBC in her poopoo. Spanish Fresh meat. Interested? Click. ...
THE FATIGUE IS REAL
2025-09-14 17:41
Welcome fellow androids! Well. I haven't felt so disgusted, so angry and disenchanted (Tout est ...
EVA TENDER-IZED
2025-09-13 20:12
I can't remember who said that anger is the result of pain and suffering. Will AI teach robots those ...
LA LA LA
2025-09-13 12:29
Hello hello fellow humans. Well. Here's an educational (no rily) snippet. See that chick Isabella De ...
PYT OR P4P 304?
2025-09-12 21:44
Welcome to the matrix! Can't really see who's right who's wrong? Even worse, right from wrong? What ...
Moan all you want
2025-09-12 18:29
TGIF. Well. That was a rough week. Here's something to take the edge off. I'll just ask my favorite ...
SIGH
2025-09-12 15:31
Hello fellow humans, bots, AI agents soon-to-be-more-humans-than-humans. Sometimes I doubt some ...
ME LUV YOU LONG TIME
2025-09-11 12:29
Or maybe not. It's recession after all. Or is it? Ah this economy. Anyway, a little change of style, ...
SEA SEX SUN SKANKS SIX SIX
2025-09-11 10:29
AAAH. I remember (barely). When I was a young man, I partied in Ibiza, Mallorca (You know those ...
Caramels bonbons et chocolats
2025-09-11 09:39
That's a line from one of my favorite songs of all time. Dalida (what a beautiful woman) and French ...
GOING DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE. OR JESSICA'S HOLE.
2025-09-11 09:20
Fan favorite and awesome performer, Ukrainian babe Jessica Night has a new update and it's with a ...
Socially taboo activities
2025-09-10 20:53
Heya! So, there was some debate recently on our beloved eurobabeforum as to who belongs to which ...
NO TOMORROW BUT BLAST TO THE PAST WEEEEE
2025-09-10 16:31
20 years ago? Whut? Already? Aw man. Well, the incredibly hot Adriana started her career as a solo ...
Hm
2025-09-09 13:53
FFS I wiped out the previous snippet about Isabella Bell oh well. Here's her DAP. Her forum thread is ...
BANG BANG THE MAID LIKE ARNOLD
2025-09-08 09:34
Dear fellow mental health patients, whackos, loonies, what's up?! Is the strait jacket too tight or ...
ANISSA KATE FRENCH SUPERSTAR
2025-09-07 18:55
You gotta wonder. What makes some woman a porn superstar? Like French veteran babe Anissa Kate? ...
THIS ONE WILL BE QUICK
2025-09-06 21:09
Real kwik. Lol. Ok so there's this asian looking new chick who gets railed by lots of big white ...
Taste Your Ass Joice!
2025-09-06 20:38
But only if you're ok that it's got a strong after taste of vaseline mixed with biafine.So this ...
COLOMBIA ON A ROLL
2025-09-06 20:08
Hi Beloved Font 8 Cult Members! Well that was bound to happen. Responsive design is coming (Ooh yeah ...
STUCK IN A RUT
2025-09-05 14:41
If, like Pervman2000, you've bought a one-way ticket to Bogota, maybe you'll consider the really ...
Bananas from Colombia. RECESSION SPECIAL!
2025-09-05 13:41
Weeeyhey! Some studio from Colombia has been very busy producing hardcore with a string of young ...
HM SHE'S MY PORN QUEEN
2025-09-05 13:21
Karina King is such a yummy MILFY babe. "Oh la la". This is how French men signal their physical ...
WOWZA OW OW OW
2025-09-05 13:01
Hello tops and bottoms! Hya doin!? The head nurse gave me a double dose of whatever pills this ...
Isn't it nice, sugar and spice
2025-09-03 21:12
Hello my dear fellow zombies, NPC's, cucksimps, cranky early boomers :D The head nurse (my favorite ...
Baby baby baby where did our love go?
2025-09-03 09:10
Dear fellow members of the order of the second circle, I remember fondly (but not vividly, thanks ...
Aw maaaaan
2025-09-02 21:25
I don't know if you guys ever played videogames, I mean the ones in arcade. Like pong, space ...
Where did summer go? I said wake me up before you go go!
2025-09-02 20:45
So, you like slightly older, slighty worn out, but fully sexy and 100% bangable chicks like Catherine ...
Only Gateaux. Only Gateux. Never mind.
2025-09-02 18:02
Hey! Yes, you guys! Fellow boomers and old timers! Plants, Zombies, bots, agents, nocturnal animals! ...
BABES IN THE NEWS
Abby Margarita
Adali Wood
Adriana P.
Anastasia Ocean
Andrea Frank
Angie Lynx
Anissa Kate
Ariana Cortez
Asandra Dewy
Bella Reid
Bunny Colby
Catherine Knight
Charlie Forde
Ellena
Emily Bellexx
Eva Generosi
Eva Tender
Fanta Sie
Geraldin Price
Gina Ferocious
Irina Lux
Isabella Bell
Isabella de Laa
Jade Jadore
Jessica Night
Joice Fox
Karina King
Kwini Kim
Laney Grey
Lovita Fate
Lynna Nilsson
Martina Moon
Megan Murkovski
Megan Petite
Mia Aniston
Mia Trejsi
Myra Moans
Nikoletta Queen
Oxitheam
Princess Alice
Rossavaxx
Silvia Preslar
Sissy Gold
Svenja
Tavia
Vixi Rafi
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