Dear fellow members of the order of the second circle, I remember fondly (but not vividly, thanks head nurse) when I first got introduced (no not like that, Amrinoo) to the (Hellfire) club, I thought it was yet another British book club, boring and full of after-hours business activities. Boy was I wrong. As Marc Almond would later say, almost as an apology, that was like a "theatrical joke that got a bit out of hand". Hmm hmm. Yes, snuff movies and sacrifices to Baal do go a bit out of hand :D Oh well. I remember having to snog that girl (?) who was wearing a real pig's head. They somehow made it hollow, but stuff was still oozing out of it and the smell was not nice. She had nice implants though but she was a bit chubby. I hope she didn't eat that pig's brain before Lol. Then the evening was kind of a blur and it might have gotten a bit out of hand :D Right, Rosemary? Ever since I have a strange mark on my right hand, strange urges when there's a full moon, and the next day I have to clean my psycho kit, scalpels and hammers are all messed up. Anyway, who cares, really.

In this update we have sexy little Ukrainian minx Mia Trejsi forcing some fellow old geezer with (Mr?) white hair (or what's left of it) to do 15mn of cardio with her. Nice. 15 minutes, that's a tad long though. It would def kill me on the spot. Her thread is here. So where was I? Ah yeh. For GenZ, or others, Marc Almond is the half of Soft Cell. Tainted Love was a song before it was massacred by Riri.

I don't know if you guys ever played videogames, I mean the ones in arcade. Like pong, space invaders, centipede.... But today's world reminds me of robotron 2084. The game starts like that: you shoot the robots and try to save a family from being electrocuted by these evil bots. A couple higher levels later, the chicks that you used to save become harpies or medusa robots when they get infected by the bots/worms and they're out to kill you. Well, there you go, this is exactly the feeling I have these days!!! Where did the nice chicks go? Oh hey, here's one, at least she looks sweet in these videos: Latvian hot young chick Nikoletta Queen Her thread is here. So where was I? Ah yeh. Nikoletta. She's like those girls you see and you don't think twice about her, then you realize they're quite sexy. I like her looks more when she just started in the biz. Pissy yellow hair doesn't do much for me, but I'm an old fashioned geriatric boomer, Clint Eastwood is a spring chicken compared to me, and I'm still hot for Ann Marget. Don't know her, GenZ? How about Audrey Hepburn? No? You think Truman Capote got arrested thanks to Elliott Ness, don't you? Maybe you think he was a boss in some Mafia game later level. John Steinbeck is not a guitarist. Philip Roth is not a banker (that I know of) :D

So, you like slightly older, slighty worn out, but fully sexy and 100% bangable chicks like Catherine Knight, Chilean pornstar with a beautiful face on top of porn bolt-ons?? So enjoy seeing her take a nice big dick in her poopy hole. Her thread is here. So where was I? Ah yeh. I remember when U-HAUL started becoming really really successful and unfortunately for the CEO and founder, that was the beginning of the end, his many many children started arguing over money and he committed suicide in Vegas... Such a sad story. Maybe a new entrepreneur should think of starting U-HOLE (the domain name is available, I checked) because, you know, with the way things are going (look at OF and tikthots...) that would be totally fruitful. Just saying.

Hey! Yes, you guys! Fellow boomers and old timers! Plants, Zombies, bots, agents, nocturnal animals! Hello Mr James aka Mr Supersizedfonts! Well if you're from the US you might or might not remember the oh so lovely singer Jill Saward. Yes she's still active, with Shakatak, and to me, she was the voice (and the looks) that, along with legendary Aussie Olivia Newton-John, and the smoking hot Amy Stewart (she can knock on my wood any time, and I'll let her beaver take care of it any day she wants), populated my wet dreams :D I'm so partial to girls who have a nice voice to match good looks. Conversely, a harpie or nasal voice or vocal fry is an instant deal-breaker, and a huge turnoff, regardless of how hot is the babe. I remember dining with a friend somewhere in the Tenderloin district and there was an empty table next to ours, then in the middle of our dinner a smoking hot blonde and her friend showed up and we were like, woooow, gorgeous, then she opened her mouth, and I hurried to finish my food and get the hell out and my friend did the same :D
Next we have the Frenchie mademoiselle Ariana Cortez and I don't know how she sounds when she speaks (I don't watch porn, or rather, the head nurse doesn't allow me to watch it) but I can imagine her speak with the typical Inspector Clouseau accent :D Well her pink panther, or rather pink kitty, is getting examined and probed for your viewing pleasure. Poke poke enjoy enjoy! Her forum thread is here.