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2025-12-17 19:15
BBC fucktoy from Belarus Matty is slowly but shirley shedding the attributes of youth, as years go by and as she's captured unclogging nuts left and right. Next stop, the dreaded cunt-o-drome where floozies compete among themselves to either stay alive or rise to the top of the dick jungle, all in order to score a fraction of bloodcoins wagered by VIP's. Matty's thread is here.
2025-12-16 19:18
It's funny. Just when I thought I was getting jaded. BOOM. I see India Do Sul LOL. Well, don't get me wrong, I still prefer small eviscerated kittens (grilled, with roasted red pepper sauce ala RANCH1 yummy) but she does stand out from the crowd of fungible South American chicks flooding the net with their extreme gapes, puke, and whatnot. Let's hope we won't get to see that with her. I like chicks who can hold their gastric acid inside. Hehe I can see Amrinoo wincing from here. Tough guy lol ;-) Professor James is still rocking back and forth, holding his knees, in that corner over there. Ah EBI contributors, everybody luv 'em, fully, with their own quirks, like, like, questionable rational thinking and inference skills, a bit out there but their heart in the right place. Speaking of which, RIP Rob Reiner and his wife, I loved your movies, nobody deserves to be murdered by their own kid. Anyhoo. India's forum thread is here. Man, I never thought I'd live long enough to see all these people get reaped by the scythe... But hey, who knows when it will be your turn, right? A split second crossing the street, or a few decades too many of drinking or smoking, a dumb tourist on an e-scooter on the sidewalk in your back, a slightly molded sandwich still wrapped, your neighbor sneezing in the bus, an angry furry rabid little animal with a knife, or a 30-round SIG 553..... ;-) Take care out there! Cross over to the new year safe.
2025-12-15 19:19
Czech-Italian (still)(fairly) lovely (already) veteran (TEN YEARS ALREADY?!?!?!) Silvia Dellai certainly got railed by more dicks on video than the average insta-thot got boinked off camera by low-level Dubai sheiks. Still, she persists. That's good for us, we love watching her now-tubby frame get roughed up by big sticks. Don't you? I know I do. I need to check if she did a 100% hell with AGO, I'd certainly watch that even though it's really really not my stuff. (I dream of Princess Peach like Bowser at night). Well. Her forum thread is here. Oh and the scene. Well. You know. A number of large dicks do things to her and she has this trademark deer in the headlights look all throughout the ordeal :) Sex acts? A number of double anal penetrations, some rough slapping, CIM swallow, hm, what else? Oh and of course she's the one with the tats. Her twin doesn't have that. Or the bad boobjob for that matter. I wonder if she understands the implication of the upside down cross, though. Not that it really matters, it's not like some Christian dude is going to take her to mommy. Or any dude that is not bent on picking a girl in the 70th percentile or lower. Also, it's way past sloppy seconds now. You could probably smell the ass juice from her snatch at this point. But maybe you like that. :) Do you? DO YOU?! I have a friend and he's smart and educated and is so white collar, there's his picture when you look up YUPPY PREPPY. Well, he is married with children but I swear when we went to the clubs and later the strip clubs, my other buddies and I would always be amazed how he would pick the dumbest floozie in the room and work her like it's 1999. (That was in the 80's, GenZ. Y2K was widely believed to be the end of the world. They didn't know it's 2026 :)
Ah. I just spotted belzebuth on her left arm, so I guess the upside down cross is not a misunderstanding :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Ah. I just spotted belzebuth on her left arm, so I guess the upside down cross is not a misunderstanding :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
2025-12-14 17:39
More dicks than at a Vegas big pharma trade show! Watch Spanish now-brunette floozie Rossa Vaxx aka Rossavaxx fall again in a dick jungle and entertain the horny males with the few holes she has. So cute. Her forum thread is here. Hey doc, your new couch feels great. Couldn't take the blood stains off the old one I guess? Sorry sorry my bad I'm so sorry. So doc, thank you for taking the time to see me. I don't think I've hated more the fake people than now. Is it me, or are people more and more fake? Dumb titbags with their luxury handbag and their rich old fart/boyfriend/hubby full of air and mostly full of shit and totally devoid of talent/skills except scamming idiots. Well, good. Be together, this is exactly what you awful people deserve: each other :D No no I do not have Avoidant Personality Disorder. It's Avoiding Pieces-of-shit Disorder, which is fine in my book. Have I told you about my very very violent fantasies involving blunt instruments, electric tooling and other kitchen utensils including a baby spoon and a fridge de-clogging cable? Just kidding, just kidding, and yes, I'll put down my macuahuitl right here. So, what was I saying? Ah yeah. I think the way things are going, we'll see producers chop off pornstars with a bottle opener, androids use spinning back kicks and flying knees on cucksimps before crushing their testicules between their stainless steel fingers. Oh and the usual slap-puke-piss-swallow routine of course. yay
2025-12-14 16:58
Lol it always feels like entrapment with those new chicks from Colombia, Venezuela etc. If she were to message me on Tinder, I'd be totally alert and ask many times how old she is. But anyway. I'm sure the production staff and the publishing company are doing their due diligence, we do not want another Enron, right? So here's the newest lovely youthful looking brunette babe, and she's called Mia Walker lol too much fast and furious I guess. So that newbie gets a proper anal gape thanks to that dude still gigantic boner. Her thread is HERE
2025-12-13 22:34
So now I think onlytarts is addressing a market segment that's been somewhat ignored for a very long time. The sex machine aficionados. I remember when I was a kid in Copenhagen and my friend Mads (not the actor) had these super 8 loops (bye bye GenZ) featuring young blondes and one of them was called "Sex machine". I was fascinated. the chick was alright but it was more the mechanical engineering, the reciprocating push-pull of the rod that shoved the dildo in and out of the chick's vagina. I know. I digress again. But that was to show you that Charlie Sheen might not have been the first one hahah. Anyhoo. In this update, we have newbie cock parking brunette Roksolana Mir and she's demonstrating how she deals with a mechanical device stuck inside her pussy. I think she survived. HERE is her thread. git.
2025-12-13 22:09
Slim blonde with enhanced tits, no tats, willing to take a big dildo and a big dick up the butt in front of the camera. You're hired! Alisa Wonderland (not the Ukrainian Alisia Wonderland) demonstrates her skills and boy, she does know her stuff. HERE is her thread. Phewww.
2025-12-13 18:55
Adorable young blonde babe with the best tits in the biz right now (IMHO) Polly Yangs is toying with her twat then with the real meaty thing. (to the tune of gabby's dollhouse song:) Stretches it there, stretches it here *oowoohgosodfosodfSHRKRRTTTEKDKDKDKRKRKRK* Sorry where was I. Ah yes. I remember everything. Take me for a walk. Let's go for a walk. Visiting time is over so we walk away. HERE is her very popular thread! Bless that babe. She's so fine. No tats. Natural bod. Simply yumee
2025-12-13 18:09
I grabbed the wheel for a bit, who hooo hoooo! It's me your ol' furry phreak! I think they halved my dosage or made a mistake because I'm not drooling and I can open the door! Hop hop! So, quickly before the nurse finds out. And the male nurses are like, WWF dudes moonlighting in a hospital. Wheee! Here's Colombian cum guzzler Marina Gold getting her poophole stretched by a well-endowed bloke who clearly enjoys doing that. Meh :D Her thread is HERE. Marina's myspace profile: I enjoy popcorn, moonlit walks on the beach and large dicks in my ass. What? Myspace doesn't exist anymore? Aha. What's new, facebook?
2025-12-13 16:34
Venezuela is in the spotlight these days, but it's not because of Agatha Vega. Well, let's hope she stays out of the country for a while, until things cool off a bit. She's better at enabling male fantasies on video me thinks. Oh and in this update we have her paired up with similarly exotic-looking Vanessa Alessia. It's like fire and ice together, one is smiling a lot and the other one has a resting bitch face. Sorry, let's call it sexy pout. Both chicks are stretching that statistically above average penis inside their lower gastrointestinal tract. Some rearrangement down there might have happened in the process. There's also sucking and licking. I didn't see them fill in the survey "How does my ass juice taste?" though. Vanessa's forum thread is here.
2025-12-13 16:02
Pleasantly plump young blonde Nikoletta Queen takes a bath then gives a fine handjob and footjob to some guy on a bed, capturing everything on video for his (and maybe your) greatest pleasure. Maybe you have a soap fetish? Bubble fetish? Foot fetish? Bed fetish! Like me, I love getting in bed. I can almost feel the soft pillows calling for me. Unless it's head nurse telling me it's time for my enema. Her forum thread is here.
2025-12-13 15:28
In this latest update, Czech newbie Noi Feja is the sexy step-daughter that entices her mom's new hubby. Okay. Well, if that's your thing, or even if it's not, just sit back and watch the action. She's a beautiful natural babe and she knows how to use a dick. Noi Feja's forum thread is here. Anyway. I wonder how long these new "themes" with step-whatever inter-fuck will last. I do remember however, looooong before current times, I had a friend and he had two step-sisters, very beautiful teens, and one of the teens was really the flirty type, and my friend would look at her snogging the current catch of the day, and I dunno.... It felt like... weird. If he's still alive maybe he's one of the guys buying those videos :D
2025-12-12 16:30
2025-12-09 22:38
Sounds like something straight out of porn right? Alas, or luckily, this is also very very real. It's always been like that and will always be like that. The workplace. Ah, the water cooler. Ah the coffee room. Ah the new recruit with her glasses and black and white outfit, and her male colleagues cannot help but notice the subtle shifts behind her blouse when she bends over or reaches out for the stapler. Something's jumping in your shirt, Malcom would say :D Never mind GenZ. Here's Jennifer Mendez and her BFF and similarly titted (enhanced) Maddy Black dealing with their boss who happens to have a large penis. here is where you look at many pics and screencaps :)
2025-12-09 14:58
If you happen to look like the stereotypical guy who does not get lucky very often, or at least, not usually with hot girls like Princess Alice then this update is for you! Yes, those pesky hot chicks who don't even register you and when they do, they have this cold look or stuck up attitude. Yep. Bitches :D well, in this video, there's all your heart desires. A smoking young hot smiling young woman, a nice pussy to eat, a nice butt with tan lines to grab on to when doing her in doggy, tender lips to french kiss and give you a nice BJ while looking in your eyes, then icing on the cake, or cherry on the cake as the French or Czech would say hehemmememrmmememem, SHRKRKRKRKTTTKTKKTK then a nice CREAMPIE IN HER PUSSY, slowly dripping out. Some of you *SHRKHAKDMRINOO* have this nice fetish about impregnating girls, well for the life of me, I can't understand that but hey. Or maybe, mistakenly while traveling on business and going bareback while doing a random chick then leave that continent and never come back ever again and then having plastic surger*SHKRKRKRKRKT* Anyway. SKHRRRHRHRKRKRKRT. Her thread is here :D Sprinkle sprinkle out. drip drip
2025-12-09 11:44
Oh so luvly tattoo-free Russian luvly luvly fair-skinned long-haired Princess Alice is showering before an anal date. Yep. Don't forget the enema dear, the lube, and double check with a dildo or wet wipes, so that there's no unpleasant surprise during the deed. Now Mr Meyer looks way thinner than he used to, what the!? Hope everything is alright. We need hunks like him in the biz, and I'm sure Professor James will agree. (Toupee! Belly! Old men! :D) SKHRRRHRHRKRKRKRT. So, what was I saying? Ah yeah why did you say goodbye? You left me on Bleecker and it started drizzling. Nice. What was the name of the club, hmmm. The Bitter End. (btw RIP Paul. See ya on the other side). Lol, how appropriate that name was... Only later did it dawn on me that you just used me as intermission before you went on your other, main, date. Bitch :) Bah. Nah. I forgave you. I also acted up a lot and caused many chicks (now probably grandmas) to cry. Sorry sorry sorry. Young and dumb. I was. You were. And are you still a missing person? :( SKHRRRHRHRKRKRKRT. Her thread is here :D Ah ok Matthew didn't lose weight, lol, that's a 2023 scene :D
2025-12-08 22:51
Hello, this is Dr Zodiazepine. Today I will analyze the case of Nuria Millan. First I'll look at the background of this case, move to the timeline of the event, then offer my analysis. Remember I'm not diagnosing anybody, only speculating on what could be happening in a situation like this. On the 5th of December 2025, a pornographic video featuring Spanish pornographic actress Nuria Millan was published on the internet. The video title pokes fun at the Geneva convention, which as you know, establishes the rules of human decency during war. It is assumed the producer is making light of the harsh treatment of the women during the video shoot. Well, to keep this short, fans of extreme scenes with her will not be disappointed, and I wonder why the dude is like that :D Unresolved mommy issues, maybe. Her forum thread is HERE Do I think the defendant is guilty?
2025-12-08 18:15
2025-12-08 17:34
Well I'm sure rain is not the only one to come another day :D Yummy perfect titty minx Polly Yangs and tall slim Venus Cocktrap Era Queen grind that large meat sword and use it to stir their insides a bit. Yes, it's raining, but who cares? Work is work. They'll do the soft poses and as soon as the sun pokes out they'll get poked out as well.
HERE There's plenty of pics and some more info and news. And looooads of screencaps from the distinguished professor. Hooo! HAAA! So. I saw the rich old fart again, I think he has some perverted pleasure to flaunt himself in public with his two ho's. Vomit.
2025-12-08 16:21
Mh, wot? Captain Sensitive here. We have leggy Russian bleached blonde Novella Night getting her moist pussy lubricated even more during a yoga session. Totally legit. Very plausible. In Pornland. Anyway. She reminds me of when I was a teen, I was with my friends and we had a very very similar teen with us, we were in the bedroom and looking at a girlie magazine that I had snatched from the newsstand a couple hours before, and that girl started to tease us on the bed. She was also very tall, slender, and had long blond hair. I was looking at her back and her arms, and I could see her fine blonde hair and I could smell the rest of tanning lotion she put before going to the beach with us. One of my friends tried to jokingly take her panties off but he had two left hands. I wasn't there but my friends told me later that she kissed all of them that day. With the tongue. Dang. Hello Mono! :D Her forum thread is here.
2025-12-08 14:16
Underrated Ukrainian hot little minx Ara Mix wraps her upper and lower love cushions around some sizeable dark meat in this Italian update. I believe that's a first. Prove me wrong. No 30-06 please. Anyway, IR amateurs will be delighted to see her pussy getting rammed senseless and properly stretched by a BBC, lots of eye contact and with a CIM finale. Niice! HER FORUM THREAD) awaits your enlightening and educated comments, as alwayz.
2025-12-06 22:46
Very underrated bzzt bzzt Spanish babe Charlotte Lapiedra (formerly Lapiedra) shows her fiky and suky skills with fellow Spaniard babe Angelique Rose (formerly Lapiedra). What's going on with the agency, you wonder. Which agency says you? You're just here to peek at the leggy young ladies ok ok. Maybe poke them if you're willing enough. Blow your stack. Sway your heap like Elvis. But I digress. 01011010101. Angelique's thread is here. Come say hello, world.
DECEMBER 2025 SNIPPETS
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2025-12-17 19:15
BBC fucktoy from Belarus Matty is slowly but shirley shedding the attributes of youth, as years go by ...
NOTHIN COMPARES2U
2025-12-16 19:18
It's funny. Just when I thought I was getting jaded. BOOM. I see India Do Sul LOL. Well, don't get me ...
HERE PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY, OINK BOINK
2025-12-15 19:19
Czech-Italian (still)(fairly) lovely (already) veteran (TEN YEARS ALREADY?!?!?!) Silvia Dellai ...
MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS.
2025-12-14 17:39
More dicks than at a Vegas big pharma trade show! Watch Spanish now-brunette floozie Rossa Vaxx aka ...
ARE YOU A COP?
2025-12-14 16:58
Lol it always feels like entrapment with those new chicks from Colombia, Venezuela etc. If she were ...
ROKSOLALALA
2025-12-13 22:34
So now I think onlytarts is addressing a market segment that's been somewhat ignored for a very long ...
HORSING AROUND
2025-12-13 22:09
Slim blonde with enhanced tits, no tats, willing to take a big dildo and a big dick up the butt in ...
NURSE OF MY DREAMS
2025-12-13 18:55
Adorable young blonde babe with the best tits in the biz right now (IMHO) Polly Yangs is toying with ...
HEEEEEEYYYYYY FUKKAAAAAAZZZZZ
2025-12-13 18:09
I grabbed the wheel for a bit, who hooo hoooo! It's me your ol' furry phreak! I think they halved my ...
1 LARGE PENIS 2 ANUSES
2025-12-13 16:34
Venezuela is in the spotlight these days, but it's not because of Agatha Vega. Well, let's hope she ...
HARDCORE FOOTSIE
2025-12-13 16:02
Pleasantly plump young blonde Nikoletta Queen takes a bath then gives a fine handjob and footjob to ...
HM OK ALRIGHT HM
2025-12-13 15:28
In this latest update, Czech newbie Noi Feja is the sexy step-daughter that entices her mom's new ...
CHICK ON CHICK
2025-12-12 16:30
Kate Quinn and Vera Jarw . here is Vera;s forum thread with lots of pics ...
BUXOM OFFICE FLOOZIES ADVANCE THEIR CAREER GOBBLING DICK
2025-12-09 22:38
Sounds like something straight out of porn right? Alas, or luckily, this is also very very real. It's ...
DOUBLE TAPPED
2025-12-09 14:58
If you happen to look like the stereotypical guy who does not get lucky very often, or at least, not ...
ROYAL BUTT SEXY
2025-12-09 11:44
Oh so luvly tattoo-free Russian luvly luvly fair-skinned long-haired Princess Alice is showering ...
STICKY SCHWINGERS
2025-12-08 22:51
Hello, this is Dr Zodiazepine. Today I will analyze the case of Nuria Millan. First I'll look at the ...
3on1 ATM DAP ROUGH GAPE CREAMPIE GAGGING CHOKING
2025-12-08 18:15
Barely cute but definitely adept Czech chick Indy Lix is your pick if you want to see a girl ...
Rain rrrrain, go away come again another day
2025-12-08 17:34
Well I'm sure rain is not the only one to come another day :D Yummy perfect titty minx Polly Yangs ...
AWNAAAH I I I I I CAN'T EVEN
2025-12-08 16:21
Mh, wot? Captain Sensitive here. We have leggy Russian bleached blonde Novella Night getting her ...
DANG
2025-12-08 14:16
Underrated Ukrainian hot little minx Ara Mix wraps her upper and lower love cushions around some ...
ACK ACK ACK SERIAL TRANSMITTER FAILURE SHRKRRRRK
2025-12-06 22:46
Very underrated bzzt bzzt Spanish babe Charlotte Lapiedra (formerly Lapiedra) shows her fiky and suky ...
BABES IN THE NEWS
Agatha Vega
Alisa Wonderland
Angelique Lapiedra
Ara Mix
Charlotte Lapiedra
Era Queen
India Do Sul
Indy Lix
Jennifer Mendez
Kate Quinn
Maddy Black
Marina Gold
Matty
Mia Walker
Nikoletta Queen
Noi Feja
Novella Night
Nuria Millan
Polly Yangs
Princess Alice
Roksana Mir
Rossavaxx
Silvia Dellai
Vanessa Alessia
Vera Jarw
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