YO! Have you ever looked at some skanky bitch on IG and thought 'that skank looks like the Alien Queen in ALIENS'? With a blond wig, and silicon tits each bigger than her head (and most def bigger than her brain). And skinny like she's puking her meals right after. Anorexia very likely. Either that or a very unhealthy diet. Her years of whoring in opulent places did not quite help with the basic language, it seems. Bravo fatherless behavior! What decrepit old perv takes any satisfaction being seen or dine with that? Pussy is pussy, ok, so I assume if it's not too dry (which is routine when dealing with anorexia - I should know I dated a few fashion models in my deranged mind) then it should still work as it should. But BLEAURGH. I repeat. BLEAURGH *cough cough* Nurse! I need a refill! Thanks honey. What am I doing in a hospital? Was it the M26 incident? I remember. That dude sure was as dumb as he looked. What was his name. Barf-Something. Dumb fuck looked like Goofy. Really. A live action remake. Except that Goofy is funny friendly and that dude was neither. Didn't live long either. Dumb, awkward and not friendly, yay. Dropping the grenade behind him, what a dumb fuck. DUMB Fuck. Well he did pay for it. I shouldn't have picked it up and thrown it away, although it worked, it was still too close to us. No shrapnel (miracle) but the blast fooked me up a bit. He got shrapnel, actually a couple, and didn't make it to get kicked out. I was his instructor. That was so scary, I pooped my pants, maybe twice. I vividly remember hearing the ping of the lever flying off, and the little thump when the grenade landed behind him. Fuck. Ah no, that was a looooong time ago, when I was still young and potent. I felt invincible and immortal. My buddies and me, we could do anything. Now I'm writing demented snippets and the only surviving buddy worked security at a supermarket before his legs couldn't take it anymore. No I think I'm here just because I'm just old as fuck and falling apart and that's normal. Even my brain starts to take regular naps :D So, quick before I snooze off: Scarlet Chase is totally my type of crazy MILF. Is she yours too? Her forum thread is here. Now where was I? NUUUUURSE!!!!

I love this song from Kerry Delius. I do. There's also another more successful dance version from SAW-produced by Hazell Dean, but I love the melancholy of the original. I always felt like tearing up whenever this would come up on the radio (and I was a grown man!) So true, those gripping lyrics :D I think I heard it on the radio first.... Hmm can't remember everything is so pixelated :D AH! I remember! It was at an HMV record store!! Yep, in jolly old England! Can't remember what I was doing there. Probably visiting my Irish friend hm what's his name, the dude with the broken nose.... Hm. Anyway, he was such a mooch :) Welcome to yet another barf barf mood about well, mostly negative snippet about this rotten world of ours. I don't know what is going on but these days I'm getting more turned on by the bikini models on Temu than by most porn chicks or onlyfans/instagasm cloned skanks. Or is it me? Probably me. Stupidity turns me off, and when I read what these airheads write on their posts or feeds or say in their videos, I feel my brain shiver and shake like a wet cold dog. At least pictures give you the ability to fantasize and not be subjected to room-temperature IQ individuals (Celsius or Farenheit, your mileage may vary). I guess it's also a learning experience for young teens and young men (those who are taught something from responsible and reasonable parents). They get to see that the beauty they fancy is superficial and definitely not everything. There's a couple perfect 10s on my discardable IG, and man, every time I read what they post there, it's like ... wow.... such a beauty, such grace, and such a stupid vapid vain cunt. How did she survive crossing the street? She probably pushed the the other hen in front of the truck. Well, ok the hidden hubby is a pro athlete, that's always a surefire giveaway sign that you're dealing with a really dumb cunt, but still. Those wags, they're mostly reformed chavs. Some not even reformed. Bleuargh. Anyway. Next up is blonde pornstar Marilyn Crystal and she has her loyal fans, as well as detractors. They say she looks super plastic. So? They say she looks like the Russian escorts on the web. So? :D It's great, punters get to fantasize before booking a clone that does pretty much the same thing. Everybody's happy. End of story. Who cares. Her forum thread is here. Now where was I? NUUUUURSE!!!!

YYYElllo! Here's the ol' man from behind the fridge creepingly staring at ya! Just kidding. I'm just ogling your sandwich. So. What did you do last weekend? I loaded the station wagon with my wheelchair, drove a bit, got lost, and ended up at Hudson Yards to grab a bite, and man, things did change since I last went to the mall. Can't remember where it was, I think it was over the bridge in Jersey City. Not sure. They all look the same to me. So I was there quickly to get a hot dog for my cat, and I had my trusty Pseudo Ray Ban on, and man, I felt like I was in PedoBear's wet dream. WTF. What happened to the teens???? Little girls with crop tops showing underboobs??? BLEAURGH! AND WITH THEIR MOM?>!?!?!:?! WTF!!!!!!! What is wrong with modern society. Pimp mom? Fatherless education? Oh and they looked like Vixi Rafi in this latest Rocco's Teens Umleashed 6 scene 4 but younger :/ Yeah, well. You know where to click if you enjoy that, legally, and safely. Because she's not underage and she's a grown pornstar. We're all going to meet Satan anyway, from the looks of it. Her forum thread is here. Oh man.

Ah Aletta Ocean If you long for her past beauty, like many many men, here's a little treat for ya! Straight from the mostly exaggerated collection of the furry mostly exaggerated psychopathetic druggie old boomer rabbit. Yeah yeah fuck 'em fuck em all noone's forcing you to read the font 8 mostly depressing snippets from the purgatory. Keep believing lies and propaganda :) Am I crazy or the only one sane person left? :) Rather surrounded by idiots and the only smart one? What would be the statistical odds for that? I know I know. Outside of a Bayer distribution. We would need the Indian dude from upstairs to calculate the VaR (Vee Aaaa R lololololol). Fuck I'm losing my mind. What is craziness though? Can it be determined by getting to a consensus? If the majority agrees you're crazy, does it mean you're crazy? Or even right? Galileo Galilei would know. Right? Right? What does it matter anyway. Won't change anything. Idiots will still be there. Aletta's thread is here. Long live the new flesh! Kneel!! (Except FONT8 disciples of course!) And there's a full size version in her thread

Hey fellow cranky boomerz! Wazza homie!? Me? SWEEEEEELLLLLL. I just wish hmmmm well you don't wanna know, really :D that might scare you a bit too much and I hate being SWATTED all the time. Those poor officers :) Just kidding just kidding :) Fortunately I'm not in the UK otherwise a young female police officer with blue hair and nose ring would come get me and throw me in the slammer for all those nasty, no-good, quite bad, social media posts also known as Thoroughly Not Uplifting And Wholly Negative Critical Snippets From Hell. Anyway. Way back then, I thought 1984 (the book) and Class of '84 were total fantasies, almost Sci-Fi, and several decades away. Look at us now. Robocop (The Genius Paul Verhoeven's) was so right. Their TV programs full of half naked dumb cunts, dumbed down shows, shit auto-tuned singers and their brainwashing lyrics, Corporations now handle your whole life, know everything about you, sell you what they want and censor the rest, control your thoughts, control your spending, control your health, control the police and the army. Robocop's streets where hookers and hobos loiter without problem look quite clean compared to [Any large US city you name it](Looking at you, Market St!) I'm not even mentioning Rollerball and its evil corporations entertaining the masses with violent games, censoring digitized versions of books.... reminds you of anything? Yeah well, we're fucked :D Might as well enjoy our time left. I know I do. Speaking of which, i enjoy looking at smoking hot blondes by the pool or in the streets, and wearing clothing meant to be torn or removed forcefully, then have her orifices assaulted and thoroughly lubed by bodily excretions. (I had to look up my printed Webster encyclopedia 3x) Fuck. This is nice entertainment. Although not quite my cup of tea, hot slender blonde (again) by the pool Kelly Collins acts the part. Did you notice all the recent updates featuring a pool (and a hot babe in it)? Is that a metaphor?! Repent lustful sinners, eternal punishment for the capital sin of lust is getting bathed in eternal flames with demons poking you with their prickly forks. ow ow. Oh ok, might as well take a dip in the pool with the babe before getting hot then. Her thread is here. Stick it in up to the balls, Ramrod! Yes, your penis, not your tennis gear.

Hot young Belarus babe Matty is paired up with soon-to-be-added (in this decade, for sure) Scarlet Skies (yowza lovely redhead) and they do some lesbo stuff. So. I thought I was too old to get titilated by young clams but I guess I was wrong. Or is that just my bladder who tickling me via the urethra? Oh not again a bacterial infection! Nurse! I like the head nurse. She's so beautiful and smells so nice, even after giving my poopy cranky ol' neighbor the morning sponge cleanup. Or? Could it be I AM the poopy cranky old man in his hospital bed? Just like in The Stranglers' Midsummer night's dream or is it midnight summer band eileen dexy come on! It's such a blur. Sasha! Alex! Ah, Sasha and Alex are the same. Hmmmmmm. Oh well. Matty's thread is here. Long live the new flesh! Kneel!! (Except FONT8 disciples of course!)

just like the great Rick James's song, she's pretty kinky and you don't take her to mother. Or maybe you're a GenZ and you don't give a shit and you bring her to mommy and you do a drug fueled threesome because why not. Then we hear about you in the news, and we're shocked about the part where it says you were spotted at home depot buying hmm home renovation stuff and large plastic bags and you're pleading not guilty (insanity - cops were puking all over the evidence, good for you) and the DA is not considering a bail for you. Yeah yeah. I guess I'm too old for today's life. In my time zzzz (snore snore) zzzrrrahuh what was I saying ah yeah, in my time, only cons, sailors and prostitutes had tattoos. Oh yeah and Russian mafia dudes too, just like in Eastern Promises. Ah!! That reminds me of my friend Sasha. We used to go drink together and he was always kinda elusive about his business, but I remember going out to bars close to his place (Brighton Beach) and people would give him such weird looks wherever we would go. Actually, nobody would bother us, or even talk to us :D Even girls, and that was a real bummer! :D I guess I should have known he was hm connected but hey I didn't mind, I knew a couple other dudes like him, although from the old continent. Anyway, let me continue with the update before you all snooze off. Scarlet Chase aka Secret Crush continues to do unusual anal things with her anus. This time it's two frozen dildos. Like that? Synapses are a bitch huh? Harder and harder to get the electrical impulse. Oh well. Her forum thread is here Oh and Sasha stopped answering my calls one day, he just vanished. Oh and Brighton Beach is nicknamed Little Odessa. For those of you non american boomers :) Ah you didn't see the movie? Consider watching it :D Yeah it's kinda similar to Requiem For A Dream, same location. It's glum.

Hey do you know the "jeweller from Miami" Mia K? Yeah and I'm the pope. She really should use her mouth only for Ass-to-mouth and food, maybe precisely in this order. So sick of these unbearable brainless cunts with a mouth, or a keyboard. Social Inhumane Media really fuck up the fabric of society. In the past, nobody would pay attention to these stupid bitches ranting and blabbing about nothing worth it, but now, they find the echo chamber of similar dumb cunts plus the cucksimps and the bots that give them likes and money. On the other hand, the real, strong, smart babes are totally discouraged from using or even having an account on these platforms, because they have nothing to gain from it, more like having a lot to lose, with all the lurkers stalkers haters. Sheesh. Well, anyway. Only my font 8 club with glasses can read me, and if they're old boomers (cca Clint Eastwood generation like me) they don't have to ream my negative rants to agree. They know. Ah well. Here's babe from the past, Sarah Dark aka Patricia Max aka Monica B. naked and in a pool. Her sweet sly smile and pretty face looking at the camera. Her forum thread is here. Enjoy the sight. I know I did. In my dreams

But I hope you guys/men/cucks/simps/dudes had some good relaxing fun with a wife/girlfriend/mistress/escort/hooker/slut/skank/passerby. did I forget something? 42! I was 42 when I popped my cherry. Or was it 24? 27? 14? Man. Can't remember. Was it the tall busty blonde in the Market st porno cinema? My pudgy shy penpal from Scandinavia? The lanky leggy brunette in bikini who snatched me when I was on holidays with my parents in a family resort in Spain? She said she had a book in her room she needed to show me. Was it my dance teacher's daughter who needed her IBM PC XT fixed? Was that the peepshow blonde from Deja Vu on Broadway and Montgomery? Everything is a such a blur. ? Did the head nurse really give me head? In my bed? She is so fine. I can see her cleavage every day when she bends over. I think she noticed I like her too. Yes, please fill up my morphine pouch, the pain is hard to take. So, where were we? Ah yeah. Holidays. I remember! I used to have lots and lots of sex by the pool. Or is that all a dream? Inside a dream? :D Who knows. But I do have pics and videos :D In the meantime, check out French ooh-lala cute young floozy Jade Jadore getting it on by the pool. Yummy. Her forum thread is here.

Hello, Fellow boomer humans, aliens from outerspace or from this earth, smart bots and chained AI agents! We all know crap is king, don't we? Just ask Don Henley, or Carl Sagan the astronaut, you know, Katy Perry's colleague ;) Ah Katy. I won't start with the babe, she got enough to deal with IRL. Maybe she doesn't even realize something's wrong in her life, though. Rather, I'll blab about the endless stream of stupid cunts with plastic bolt-ons with an empty blonde head on top of them, from social inhumane networks. Warren Buffet was wrong when he said derivatives were weapons of mass destruction. Obviously, he doesn't have instagram or tiktok :D I wonder what the late great Charlie Munger said or would have said about it. Dunno. Maybe I'm just old and cranky. In my time, even Russ Meyer's babes were not unlikable like they are today. They were buxom, fierce and lovely, but definitely not like now, dislikeable vapid vain titbags without an ounce of a brain, and the vapid tatted assholes sucking on them. Fake fake fake bleuargh. Don't worry, Miss Titbag, your current parasite will soon very soon get tired of your OCD and dripping dysfunctionality, and you'll hate his selfishness, his constant need for sex, his oozing insecurity and neediness, fake manliness. Aaaaaand time's running out for you, and you soon will be reaching the end of the line, your back will resent your double 450cc silicone bags, and your already fading looks will no longer make up for your character-and-IQ drastic shortcomings. Cellulite will start winning the battles, you'll grab one of the cucksimps from your IG feed, let him impregnate you in a bid to secure some financial relief, squeeze out a really-not-wanted puppy that looks mostly like him, and make it more bearable with a few martinis before breakfast. Find another cucksimp, rinse and repeat, and after a couple more of those unwanted kids, you'll give up. That's the best you will ever get. Just like your mom, when she got pregnant from that deadbeat dad of yours who bailed out months after you were born. Who can blame him though, he found out your mom was making a cuck out of him and he doesn't even know if he's your dad :) How's that def not uplifting snippet for you Mr James? Don't off yourself just yet. Wait until Amrinoo gets catgpt meow meow to replace me and blurt out insanely negative shit about those coked up 304's. Lol. I didn't know about it, but it seems that a lot of people (boomers and GenX mostly) think twice about Ted K's legacy. Was he right after all?
And now, the update you're all waiting for, lovely, friendly, mega babe Hungarian porn veteran Amirah Adara is getting reamed in the pooper for good videos and well-lit pics! Her forum thread is here. You're welcome.

Hya, lurkers and boomers. Wow wowwowowo my head is spinning :D I just can't believe I lived that long. Man, I realized I saw Procol Harum at the Palladium when it was a concert place, and I partied when it was a dance club before it got sold to NYU lol whut. I swear. It was one of my fave places! Ok maybe Twilo, Tunnel and 1015 in SF. Tunnel, man, Peter Gatien, you did good. I remember the unisex bathrooms. Complete with a bar. And so much sex in there. Sex, drugs, music. As Prince would sing DMSR. But who cares. Maybe it's just in my har har har head or what's left of it. Did I dream this brunette babe, this morning, who had a long almost translucent white dress and beautiful tight bum caressing it while she was walking ahead of me? She really turned around and smiled at me? Hum. Mmm. Not sure. And Sarah Dark aka Patricia Max, did I really know her? Whut we went on a couple dates? Uh? Me? Everything feels like a dream. But but so where do these pictures and videos come from? Anyhoo. Check out her modelcard, it's been revisited, revamped, corrected, completed. Her forum thread is here. Yes, yes, the database is slowly but Shirley getting improved after a couple decades or more. Yes I'm a vampire. Age is just a number. Boomer.

Blonde Russian sexpot Ashby Winter is getting the BWC treatment and impales herself on that very well endowed Spaniard, then gets a taste of her own ass, mixed with spermatozoid cocktail. Juicy! Delightfully design and shot, what are you waiting for? Endulge in luxury, get your dopamine fix. Her forum thread is here.

hello fellow zombies and npc's! how's non-life treating you? Me, I'm a bit blue right now! Ah do I miss the sweet 70's aand my beautiful hometown San Francisco... Did you know that Huey Lewis and the news are from SF? wait wait wait.... If you remember the music videos for "I want a new drug'..... and "Heart and Soul".... you surely remember .... the girl. Yes, she's the same girl and has such a distinctive baby face like Paris. Well her name is Signy Coleman and she's a fellow SF native! Ah San Francisco. Harry Callahan. The pyramid building. Pier 39. The Coit Tower :) The Mitchell Bros theater. Crookedest street. Alright enough. Living in NYC isn't bad either, but.... nothing beats SF. Anyway. Moving on to the update, Crazy Vika is a russian pornstar who apparently is crazy and she's given such a nickname. Hang on, does that mean not all women are crazy? Whatever.

We're sorry to learn that Brazilian babe Vitoria Beatriz passed away after being hospitalized for an unspecified health condition, her death being confirmed on Aug 5, 2025. She leaves behind a 6-year-old daughter. RIP Beatriz.

Ever wondered what these plastic titbags sporting totally unnatural giant hard half-melons implanted on their chest and a (cleavage tat to complement the picture - and draw attention there-) have in their empty minds? Do they really feel their beauty is enhanced? They're just getting more attention from the guys who like oversexed throwaway dumb cunts. No other way to say it: trashy. Even trashier, their attached parasite. Either a gym rat, or a unemployed deadbeat with face tattoos and a hard-to-kick costly habit, or even better, face tattoos AND pumped up biceps. Well, beautiful and classy, and totally natural Bella Spark is the opposite! LUXURIOUS and so fine. Watch her do a blacked raw do her raw. Yesss. Her forum thread is here.

The Kentucky Ballistics dinosaur is horny. It figures. When you look at holes day in day out, you might wanna poke a few more especially when they belong to French babe Jade Jadore! Is that a 13" in your pocket or are you happy to blast me? I bet he'll want to put more than his thumb in there. Her forum thread is here.

Russian and Ukrainian Hotties Megan Murkovski and Fibi Euro together, wow, Trump and Putin and the other dude might need to watch this before this week's meeting in order to ponder over mostly peaceful action. Just kidding, we know we'll all get blasted into oblivion soon anyway. Fibi's forum thread is here. Boom!

Ooo-er! I owe you no-thing! Yes, that was great pop music from the UK, before it became the poophole it is now. Ok um, so, I'm on vacay in ol' Europe and guess what? I chose to promote hardcoreholiday, and it features Czech very buxom lotsa brunette totally pornstar oui non Simon Kitty!!! Je ne sais pas pourquoi! PWL ah those were the times. Her forum thread is here. Alan Snackbar! Oh and in case you're wondering, it seems that there's a lot of people who book sex workers or side chicks or whatnot and go on fuck vacation with them. Who would've thought that?! LOL in my time, the guys who did that were nicknamed gopros. Think of them as simps holding a gopro and shooting their lust interest. Yay.

Aw man?! Only now did I realize that Rebel Rhyder is really unique and totally deserves more love from EBI. Her nicely done rack, her very nice attitude, the hardcore degree of her scenes, wow just wow. Here she is in a colorful video and proving she's the top dog in porn when it comes to anal, prolapse, and other dirty gapes! Her forum thread is here.

Spanish bish Angelique Lapiedra went from a classy prissy looking young woman to a bleached blonde tattooed cock juggler pornstar in a short period of time. Well done babe! Her forum thread is here.

Francaise blonde hottie Jade Jadore what else is there to say? A true gem. Natural, perky, beautiful face, tight young bod, and doing nasty things on camera! And now in VR, woohoo. Oui oui Steve we're again late to the party. Oh well. Her forum thread is here.

Guten Tag Damen und Herren! I'm visiting the old continent, it was time for a vacay! Ah Germany! Beer and frankfurters. Well, it's mostly kebabs now, but noone cares anyway. Oder? :) So, time for a little reflection. Don't you think it's funny how these fake guys and girls conveniently edit their online life trail. X'es who were previously touted as the one, in all pictures and videos, with kisses and hugs, meals, trips, gifts, slowly start to not be featured in the updates, then one day disappear altogether! :D Yeah that's what you get when a stupid shallow person meets another stupid shallow person and think that, on the basis of how they look, they're a match and they're the proper life partner :) No no no, dumb cunt. You know we know. It never lasts. Novelty wears off. Now, what does not wear off is Czech buxom brunette pornstar Simon Kitty. See her suck and get poked by the pool by an average sized (small by porn standards, yes, Danny?) dick and I'm just happy to see her and that's a carrot in my swim trunks. Her forum thread is here. Alan Snackbar!

I think the shit we're all seeing right now is caused by social media and the pressure to look perfect. No, really. How else would you explain those hundreds of thousands of delusional dumb titbags that never cease to amaze me. They look like the female alien from Tim Burton's Mars Attacks, except with monstrous silicone tits, weigh 40 kilos, roam luxury palace hotels, fuck old geezers in Monaco or Nice, and still they think they made it in life. Okay babe. Yes, you're so smart and strong, so you keep posting on IG and you make so much money. Are you going to Mars soon? Like, as, like, another female astronaut? It'll be easy since you're already an asstronaut, and so many men already explored Uranus. Seriously though. What's more likely to happen is that you are going to realize that being underweight for a long period of time just takes off decades from your life expectancy, and you'll find out how attractive you will be on a hospital bed. Those fuckers will ghost you faster than you can say nazdarovie. Moving on and back to the past, with friendly, healthy, good-natured and beautifully natural and well stacked Czech hottie Arwen. I just cleaned up and updated her modelcard, because us (?) boomers like her. Here in this new old update, you can see her wait on a public bench next to the not yet renovated park and national museum on Prague's Wenceslas Square! Not yet boxer Robert Rosenberg (yeah GenZ, look him up) walks up to her and sex, including anal, ensues, and all on video. Yippee! Her forum thread is here.

Hello, jaded bots and girls! I just love watching the idiots who think putting a book on their IG feed makes them look smarter. Dude, there's nothing that could make you look smarter. Everybody knows you're as dumb as a rock, and it's enough to watch a selfie video where you have some kind of expression besides the usual idiotic smile to see through you. Yeah, that perma-smile just confirms that you're one of the village idiots too dumb to realize anything, and certainly not what life has in store for you. 10 minutes with you and everybody realizes that you're a few bricks short. Perfect hair/abs/pecs/biceps/triceps will never change that. Nothing would work except a brain transplant. Yeah man. Stay happy, though :D Anyway, here's no-longer-a-newbie Era Queen and her long bleached blonde hair, nice silicon tits and endless long legs, coupled with a nice Spaniard with a great cock in luxurious surroundings. Weee! Her forum thread is HERE Come discuss, share your views and appreciation of the new queen and her era (let's hope it will be a decade, a year went by already) with the EBI doods!

Check out the interracial anal hairy fisting MILF action with fresh out of retirement veteran Violet listed as Riddy! Wow. She sure checked a lot of boxes at once with that one. Let's hope she'll continue to fill her bucket list of kinky sex acts for our greatest pleasure. Soon poopoo doggy DAP giraffe prolapse? I'll wait. Her thread is here. KNEEL BEFORE THE FONT 8 CULT GRAND MASTER (BAITER)!

Yo homie! Is that my suitcase?! lol 10 points for those who will recognize that famous line and cult sequence! BAM BAM. Now, a word from our angry and furry sponsor, R. Bunnyman! Dontcha love these bimbos posting selfies from brand new luxury hotels in town in a futile attempt to salvage their battered, bruised and choked self-esteem and fill that empty, numb vessel that is supposed to be a soul :D Don't you love those sad, pathetic old 60-something wealthy cucksimps with their 20-something fake tits-teeth-ass-personality golddigger wife, flaunting their full bank account, Versace shit, huh, shirt, gold chain, golden rolex. Hmmm. Did you know that the song "Tired of being sorry" is not from Enrique but from a band called Ringside? (Twin Picture's cover is really nice, check out the young brunette she reminds me of huh, someone!) Ok, so today's update features leggy Russian bleached blonde Novella Night Her forum thread is here.