Ooo-er! I owe you no-thing! Yes, that was great pop music from the UK, before it became the poophole it is now. Ok um, so, I'm on vacay in ol' Europe and guess what? I chose to promote hardcoreholiday, and it features Czech very buxom lotsa brunette totally pornstar oui non Simon Kitty!!! Je ne sais pas pourquoi! PWL ah those were the times. Her forum thread is here. Alan Snackbar! Oh and in case you're wondering, it seems that there's a lot of people who book sex workers or side chicks or whatnot and go on fuck vacation with them. Who would've thought that?! LOL in my time, the guys who did that were nicknamed gopros. Think of them as simps holding a gopro and shooting their lust interest. Yay.

Aw man?! Only now did I realize that Rebel Rhyder is really unique and totally deserves more love from EBI. Her nicely done rack, her very nice attitude, the hardcore degree of her scenes, wow just wow. Here she is in a colorful video and proving she's the top dog in porn when it comes to anal, prolapse, and other dirty gapes! Her forum thread is here.

Spanish bish Angelique Lapiedra went from a classy prissy looking young woman to a bleached blonde tattooed cock juggler pornstar in a short period of time. Well done babe! Her forum thread is here.

Francaise blonde hottie Jade Jadore what else is there to say? A true gem. Natural, perky, beautiful face, tight young bod, and doing nasty things on camera! And now in VR, woohoo. Oui oui Steve we're again late to the party. Oh well. Her forum thread is here.

Guten Tag Damen und Herren! I'm visiting the old continent, it was time for a vacay! Ah Germany! Beer and frankfurters. Well, it's mostly kebabs now, but noone cares anyway. Oder? :) So, time for a little reflection. Don't you think it's funny how these fake guys and girls conveniently edit their online life trail. X'es who were previously touted as the one, in all pictures and videos, with kisses and hugs, meals, trips, gifts, slowly start to not be featured in the updates, then one day disappear altogether! :D Yeah that's what you get when a stupid shallow person meets another stupid shallow person and think that, on the basis of how they look, they're a match and they're the proper life partner :) No no no, dumb cunt. You know we know. It never lasts. Novelty wears off. Now, what does not wear off is Czech buxom brunette pornstar Simon Kitty. See her suck and get poked by the pool by an average sized (small by porn standards, yes, Danny?) dick and I'm just happy to see her and that's a carrot in my swim trunks. Her forum thread is here. Alan Snackbar!

I think the shit we're all seeing right now is caused by social media and the pressure to look perfect. No, really. How else would you explain those hundreds of thousands of delusional dumb titbags that never cease to amaze me. They look like the female alien from Tim Burton's Mars Attacks, except with monstrous silicone tits, weigh 40 kilos, roam luxury palace hotels, fuck old geezers in Monaco or Nice, and still they think they made it in life. Okay babe. Yes, you're so smart and strong, so you keep posting on IG and you make so much money. Are you going to Mars soon? Like, as, like, another female astronaut? It'll be easy since you're already an asstronaut, and so many men already explored Uranus. Seriously though. What's more likely to happen is that you are going to realize that being underweight for a long period of time just takes off decades from your life expectancy, and you'll find out how attractive you will be on a hospital bed. Those fuckers will ghost you faster than you can say nazdarovie. Moving on and back to the past, with friendly, healthy, good-natured and beautifully natural and well stacked Czech hottie Arwen. I just cleaned up and updated her modelcard, because us (?) boomers like her. Here in this new old update, you can see her wait on a public bench next to the not yet renovated park and national museum on Prague's Wenceslas Square! Not yet boxer Robert Rosenberg (yeah GenZ, look him up) walks up to her and sex, including anal, ensues, and all on video. Yippee! Her forum thread is here.

Hello, jaded bots and girls! I just love watching the idiots who think putting a book on their IG feed makes them look smarter. Dude, there's nothing that could make you look smarter. Everybody knows you're as dumb as a rock, and it's enough to watch a selfie video where you have some kind of expression besides the usual idiotic smile to see through you. Yeah, that perma-smile just confirms that you're one of the village idiots too dumb to realize anything, and certainly not what life has in store for you. 10 minutes with you and everybody realizes that you're a few bricks short. Perfect hair/abs/pecs/biceps/triceps will never change that. Nothing would work except a brain transplant. Yeah man. Stay happy, though :D Anyway, here's no-longer-a-newbie Era Queen and her long bleached blonde hair, nice silicon tits and endless long legs, coupled with a nice Spaniard with a great cock in luxurious surroundings. Weee! Her forum thread is HERE Come discuss, share your views and appreciation of the new queen and her era (let's hope it will be a decade, a year went by already) with the EBI doods!

Check out the interracial anal hairy fisting MILF action with fresh out of retirement veteran Violet listed as Riddy! Wow. She sure checked a lot of boxes at once with that one. Let's hope she'll continue to fill her bucket list of kinky sex acts for our greatest pleasure. Soon poopoo doggy DAP giraffe prolapse? I'll wait. Her thread is here. KNEEL BEFORE THE FONT 8 CULT GRAND MASTER (BAITER)!

Yo homie! Is that my suitcase?! lol 10 points for those who will recognize that famous line and cult sequence! BAM BAM. Now, a word from our angry and furry sponsor, R. Bunnyman! Dontcha love these bimbos posting selfies from brand new luxury hotels in town in a futile attempt to salvage their battered, bruised and choked self-esteem and fill that empty, numb vessel that is supposed to be a soul :D Don't you love those sad, pathetic old 60-something wealthy cucksimps with their 20-something fake tits-teeth-ass-personality golddigger wife, flaunting their full bank account, Versace shit, huh, shirt, gold chain, golden rolex. Hmmm. Did you know that the song "Tired of being sorry" is not from Enrique but from a band called Ringside? (Twin Picture's cover is really nice, check out the young brunette she reminds me of huh, someone!) Ok, so today's update features leggy Russian bleached blonde Novella Night Her forum thread is here.