Well I can't wait to head out to my favorite dive bar and get hammered by pretty waitresses in hawaian outfit straight into tuesday morning! I could even imagine that Emma Korti is one of them waitresses, and that she would find me somewhat funny, and I'd wait for her to end her shift at 4AM, then she'd walk down with me to the parking lot, I'd take her to my place and we'd booze and dance in the sheets for hours. Or more likely she wouldn't be able to hear my jokes or even my order, go to party after her shift, get stoned and end up on a couch with guys poking each hole, with the DP from Hobbit getting some video out of it. Notice the wide angle lens that make dwarves and giants share the rooms space :) Oh oh. Love keeps me dancin' as Chris would sing ;) HERE you'll find her thread, as Yoda would say.

Akira Asmus? Akika Assanus? I think somebody sneezed when they wrote that nickname. Anyhoo. Akina Asmus gives off that pleasant vibe, a mixture of easy target and wild babe. Or maybe I'm just crazy. Check her out and if you feel like contributing to the forum it's HERE Keep Mr James, Jazee, Raytech, and many more regulars company.

Say what you want about Russian girls, there's one thing that can't be denied: their beauty. Here's another babe, ladies and gentlemen -oink oink- Luna Art. Ain't she a beaut' ? Well, if you're into classy ladies without ink, one that mom would be glad to meet, here's your pick. Let me know what you think HERE Oink? ;)

Britney Rose is a 10. Gorgeous face, hair, tight body, soothing voice, tan marks on her milky all natural boobies, awesome smile... I'd drink her bath water. Well, how do you feel about her? Drop a note or comment HERE in her forum thread There's plenty of pics and some more info and news, and of course the EBI teamsters' precious comments.

Yellow! As Cosmo Kramer would say, picking up the phone! Not that there's anything wrong with that... So, to all the jaded peeps out there who say the golden age of porn is gone, well, it depends... Look at all the IG/tiktok 404's spreading their cheeks, lips, all over the place. Look at all the affordable porn ho's offering their services on the net. Look at all the discreet escorts on IG whose DM's are like backpages from hell. Well, see? Oh anyway. Not here to cast a stone or two. If there's demand, there's a market. Even for past-their-prime former cam ho's who butcher pigs left and right thru their OF, with the help of filter apps, and sometimes, a complicit photographer who lives off them. Hell, these days even a once legendary, famous, girlie magazine gets a cut for that business. Wink wink. So, I rest my case. And now, off the soap box, and on to the yummy news! Beautiful all-natural Russian babe Evelin Elle and her sexy peroxyde tattooed co-star Christy White get it on together with lucky good looking hunk Vince Karter, under the direction of mega talented Juliana Grandi oui oui! Check out the forum thread HERE There's plenty of pics and some more info and news thanks to Professor James :D Even positive criticism :D Vive la France!

Yeah well my phone's battery is dead so I plugged the poor thing to the wall and waiting for it to go green again. AAah, it's so nice to take my eyeballs off the Faceswap vapid room-temperature-IQ bimbos on IG, tiktok puppet byatches and their repetitive jiggly moves, past-their-prime-hoe-milfs-with-kids-and-no-shame who gleefully pig-slaughter all these dumb weenies on OF.... I can finally set a little time aside to tell you about the fresh Venus Vixen and BFF Renee Rose as young chicks ready to misbehave for your sinful pleasure! Her forum thread is HERE Go post or just lurk!

Ah, Inspector Clouseau would say that Clea Gaultier is the prime suspect when somebody commits a murder "CHERCHEZ LA FEMME!" because, let's be clear about it, she's really aced her transmogrification from pretty all-natural French ballerina-turned-pornstar into the mega sexy, up-down-all-around enhanced silicone bright smile eye-contact dick-sucking wet dream! She clocked so many genuinely enthusiastic performances in front of the camera, that people are convinced she's a nympho :) (That reminds me of Julie Silver, and she was a tornado fucking with a volcano). Well, I don't know Clea, but it's good for her business and for her fans. Check out her FORUM THREAD There's plenty of pics and some more info and news, and of course Mr James' precious comments. Vice la France! Eat frog legs and snails!

Here's American armpit-licking, ass-rimming, eenie weenie cock-swallowing young cutie Venus vixen. Yeah I know, that's a lot for such a pristine looking chick, but if you take a closer look, her growing collection of tats indicate that she's far from being angelic, and in fact, having the mark of the beast on her thigh should be an indication. Well anyway. Enjoy watching her stuff. And getting stuffed. Here's her FORUM THREAD. Better than watch another rerun of raygun's trainwreck analyzed by her million haters on youtube.

Hop hop! Ah Australia. Kangaroos, Koalas, Mad Max, the interceptor, The Humungus, Crocodile Dundee, Mick Taylor (Wolf Creek), Men At Work and Colin Hay... And now, raygun :( What the fuccxkass is happening to the fucking world? I wanna puke. Anyway, back to our lovely ukrainian transplant actresses shooting quality stuff for your viewing pleasure! (yeah quality stuff, NOT horrid shit performance from terribly smug and arrogant bitches from down under). So, as I wrote, we get the newly surgically enhanced Kama Oxi and her fellow babe Ara Mix, who is eerily similar to someone I see every day, and also from UA. Hmmmmm :) Oh anyhoo. Moving on. Forum thread HERE

If you're a red blooded male with a normal level of testosterone, you probably fancied a secretary, an assistant or a maid... Especially if you live in Cali, right, Arnold? Yeah well, his old lady was Maria so he probably never got laid, poor guy. So here's your chance to look at such a scene, with exotic May Thai as the working girl. She's perfect for the part. Her chubbier bod, her round face, almost as real as the real thing (unless you live in Eastern Europe where the maids look like hot slender teen models). Share your thoughts or tell us about your mom HERE