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by Colonel Slanders
2025-05-22 12:37
Hairy twatted MILF Calita Fire is the surprise hit of 2025 :) She is one of the most looked up new babe in the index! I guess you guys like older and hairier :D Here she is again in an outdoor anal update. Check out her model card there's also a tantric session with Italian Mr Clean Christian Clay! Her forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! F8C leader over and out!
by Colonel Slanders
2025-05-22 08:28
I'm just tired and bored with myself. Can't start a fire without a spark. Lol what the hell happened to that great song from the Boss? What happened to The Boss himself? What happened to everybody? Everybody wants to kill everybody these days.(Check out Trevor Horn's magnificent orchestral cover of "Dancing in the dark" and other immortal hits, it WILL soothe your soul). Anyway, moving on . In my days, hookers were walking up and down streets, or hanging out around some corner near the train station. Some of them would hang out outside the strip clubs after 4am to catch the boozed up frustrated clients who didn't get what they were promised. You could look at the back pages of the weekly Village Voice magazine (recycled paper, cheap ink, but the smell was nice and I loved that mag) in those coin-operated self-service boxes if you could wanted less random and more prepared meetings. There were specific catalogs for sex stuff free next to them. Lots of phone sex ads. If you didn't care that the teen on the phone would actually be a stay at home single mom with a Brooklyn accent. Then it went kind of digital in the 1990's, with craigslist and backpages... before it got shut down. And now....? It's freaking everywhere!! Instagram, X, Onlyfans, it's like a giant, global catalog for hookers. You know. Influencers. Instagram "models". Lol. Way to go, Sodom & Gomorrah next up! So. Here's one influencer I like to watch, she's hot and her latest update you can see her in her natural habitat. A hotel room. :D Frances Bentley. Here's her thread, only viewed 6665 times lol. Is that a sign of the beast? Naah.
by Colonel Slanders
2025-05-21 20:25
Yee-ha! Hellooe Beloved! Yes my system unexpectedly got rid quicker of the morning pills (i pooed a large one) so I jumped on my laptop to write yet another snipoo-poo! I love writing snipos for you bots! And the occasional faithful (or bored) font 8 cult reader! So what do we have today? It's another late late very late update featuring the fascinatingly hot Elina Sansd. Wut? Yeah, her nickname is a funny story. Somebody at the HQ typed her wrong, it was supposed to be Elina SANDS, but you know, fat fingers or maybe just oily or spermy who knows. Maybe he jizzed his keyboard and he forgot to put back his latex keycap protector. Anyway, it stuck and because everybody was already indexing and looking for her with that typo in the name, it stayed :D :D :D So check her out, if you like skinny, twiggy, young chicks with a beautiful face and tight butt who get properly reamed by a number of big dicks. At the same time. I recommend her earlier scenes, as they figure her as pristine and not defaced with awful tattoos and shorter hair. As of today, it looks like Elina semi-retired or is on her way to retire. Complained about the way she's treated in those videos. No shit, really? I think they're very close to shoot snuff :D No they didn't kill her with those black dicks but the action is definitely not lovey-dovey. Maybe it's just me, but I would love to kiss that beautiful face and see her smile, rather than abuse the fuck out of her and sperm her until she leaks stuff from all orifices. Meh. Here's her thread
by Colonel Slanders
2025-05-20 18:35
Yo! Homiezzzzzzzz! I'm hijacking this snipo because why noto? The world is so cold! Maybe I'm just like my mother she's never satisfied. It's rainin purple rain! Did I tell you that I love chicks? And I love speed?! And Chicks on Speed!!!! They just rock. The band, that is. If you don't know "Chicks on speed - We don't play guitar" with Peaches, I feel sorry for you. And there's one very tall very sexy model in the video! So sexy. I also love "Kaltes klares wasser" very much, or their awesome cover of "Wordy rappinghood" from the genial band Tom Tom Club . (I was drooling so much over TTC's Tina Weymouth when she was young! She was so hot. Ok maybe a tad less now that she's well into her 70's but still hot)... OR their version of CORA NOVA 'WE ARE DATA REMIX".... you're missing out bigly. lol. Rilly. Bigly. Collective data. Ass-ange. lol. What kind of search engine do you use? I love COS. So much. They just rock and they're kickass feminist chicks, funny and witty as hell. Check them out after you finish browsing your one page and a half here.
So, hum, you like pissing on blondes after you're done having sex with them? During sex? Ah. During and after? Ah ah I see. Take two of the blue in the morning and 3 of the red in the evening. With a tall glass of water. Then go piss on Kinuski Kakku Here's her thread Yeah, do it. Just do it.
by Colonel Slanders
2025-05-20 15:09
Dearly beloved, I mean, Hello my fellow human beings, males, likely hot-blooded Gen Y-Z and single. I offer you a minute or three to take a break from the social media braincell zaps! Ditch those ungrateful brainless bimbo skanks thirsty for likes and views, swipe left for the cock teases who wouldn't be possibly know what to do with a nice decent man even if it hit them smack in the snout with a hammer, disregard stupid uneducated vulgar whores moonlighting in adult sex trade (especially the ones that can't look at ole Henry while taking his dick) - on video or not, ignore the vapid escorts who just want to play you and empty your account not your balls, and take a look at the hot & shameless babes newly added to the eurobabeindex once in a blue moon!!! Trust me it's way safer, cheaper, and so much more fun! I wish I had that when I was young, hundreds of household catalogs (lingerie & swimsuit section with headless hard bodies) would not have had their pages stuck together! Ah the intensity I felt when I successfully scrounged Bob's Penthouse magazine from the newsstand and then peek at night under the sheet at the well-endowed blonde with distant gaze (Colleen McCaffrey anyone? hmmmm ok, Ginger Miller?). Anyhoo. Before lovely and charismatic Czech babe Lucky Bee got in the Czech TV reality show The Bachelor in 2024 -who watches that scripted uberfake crap really? millions -ed-, she dabbled in porn. No way! Way. Hardcore porn at that! Not just vaginal bim bim! Check out her card and her thread, it's all there, Anal, DVP, Airplane, Waterski, Submarine, electric Scooter, Squirt, gape, DP, ACP, ACP swallow with AGO... Unfortunately she retired before adding Teleportation. Sheesh. CZ it out!! :) Czech Lucky Bee Her thread is here. GLUG GLUG!
by Major PaigeFolt
2025-05-19 07:56
Yeah. The time is 2025 and absolutely everything and everybody have gone batshit crazy. Brit in-floo(zie)-encer Lily Phillips is everywhere in mainstream media, social netwoeeeeurks, tikthots, and other podcasts. And living rent-free in several of our collaborators's mind. Here's the interesting new stint. Fuck a small person. I can't believe I'm going along with that. But the guy might be small, he's quite big down there! I can't wait to see Lily insert a hamster in her anus. Or a gerbil. Or a weasel. Or all three, plus a hound dog to spice it up. Her thread is here. GLUG GLUG!
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-18 15:46
I don't remember doing two consecutive snippets on one new babe, but Katty Soarez is worth it. Also, the update is something you don't see every day. It's Czech-based, features a ton and a half of recent, sexy, popular pornstars, and it's a VR-kind novelty. Yes. Tech novelty. It's AR, so it's letting you watch the babes get it on in YOUR environment! Or maybe if you have a not too common fetish for green backgrounds and guys covered in green (except their dick) lying on a green mattress. Hey. Whatever floats your goat. Don't jinx it if it's not broken. Her forum thread is here but the forum is currently a bit overloaded so you'll have to queue up a bit to not visit it. Unless you're a fully digital entity and know how to be out-of-band IP persistent. Or if you're a regular whiny dude, you know the drill.
by Major PaigeFolt
2025-05-18 10:50
Ah Portugal. Ah Lisboa. That city, that beautiful European city where I spent some vacation time without my girlfriend 55 years ago, time does fly! I went on to visit Spain (Madrid, Bilbao, Sevilla....). Everytime I met a babe and I was blown (away :) by the european beauty combined with the nice and warm attitude, so different from fellow American girls. Yeah, not surprisingly my gf dumped me as soon as I got back. Teach me a lesson, will you. Anywahoooo. Here's Portuguese tattooed chick with big silicon and tats and tats and sucha loooovely bright smile and beautiful face and hard body Katty Soarez I really like to see such updates. The business needs that kind of chicks. Pornstar-material, ready to be reamed and creamed for our devious jaded pleasure. Or maybe just yours, because I'm dead inside and I only take pleasure when I fantasize of cutting you up in pieces with my folding axe. Also when I watch the remake of William Lustig's Maniac. Yes, Frenchman Alexandre Aja as a producer, that was awesome. All these chicks deserved it! :D lol no, but it was a hoot. I have the exact same Bowie knife as he does. In a shoulder holster too. Modified Galco... But I digress. Just don't cross my path, ok? :D You might not live to regret it. Good thing I'm tied up in my padded room when I'm not strapped to my wheelchair. Her forum thread is here but the forum is currently a bit overloaded so you'll have to queue up a bit to not visit it. Unless you're a fully digital entity and know how to be out-of-band IP persistent. Or if you're a regular whiny dude, you know the drill.
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-18 09:17
Hey! I just realized I can write in font 2 if I wanted to, because it doesn't matter. You guys are just using your api, probably tesseract or maybe you are physical bots and it's just wired as FPGA somewhere deep up your ass. If not, feel free to put it there :D So, for the non-replicants (except Rachael, Pris and Zhora), you can read my Sunday rant before mass. Actually maybe I like replicants and servers more than people. Who needs to take care of their mood swings, their pet peeves, their odd demands, their needs, their insatiable craving for the rush they get when they get some love...? Voltage regulation is the answer! Don't pump it up, Ampere it up! I know I know it's gotta suck to be prisoner of your own needs and demented mental rules. Hey who cares. Your life, your problem. Live and let die. Right, Mr Big? So, here's Czech vet babe Jenifer Jane and she's getting fooked in front of a green screen. Hm. That wasn't me. Or was it? Can't remember, I'm running out of battery. Her forum thread is here
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-16 17:24
Uhm, I love burgers. My fave burger place is Super Duper Burgers (only in the Bay Area though). Crispy fries, custom orders and everything like it should be. The lines are a bit long to my taste but hey you gotta do what you gotta do. Take my money and gimme food! So now about the new entry... she's pervy Aussie babe Scarlet Chase aka Secret Crush and she does anal things with her anus. Really. Like, put her bf's dick in it, so far, nothing special, but hey, she loves lube and she ANAL SQUIRTS lube like there's no tomorrow. And in this update she stretches a burger and various plastic things in it, before squirting it out along with the lube. Bon appetit!!! Her forum thread is here
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-16 15:14
Yay! Ain't she a beaut'? :D Yeeeha! The funny pills start to kick in and I don't feel my legs! (Probably because I didn't wiggle my buttocks enough in my wheelchair). Anyhoooooo, here's the latest Font 8 update for my trusty old group of disciples. I gotta hurry because JP Morgan called and they are interviewing me to fill the ol' Jamie's position. Right, the office corner on the penthouse floor will be mine. All the secretaries and assistants yum. I'll set up my own squid game with the interns, that'll be interesting. What you think American Psycho (the book, then the movie) is purely fiction? Har Har. Before the meat packing district became posh, in the 70's or 80's that was really a meatpacking district and that smelled bad. Heck, even 42nd st or times square was really dangerous to walk around even during the day.
Anyhoo, former fashion model and now former BF-only Russian pornstar Mensia Francis is our blast from the past. Because. I like that body of her, a hard body as Patrick would say. I also love Huey Lewis and the News, but I prefer the older album, "Fore" didn't really do it for me. If this is it, please let me know! Don't make up phony excuses :D Did you know that they won the lawsuit against Ray Parker Jr's "Ghostbusters" because the bass line was taken right out of "I want a new drug"?
Mensia's forum thread is here.
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-16 14:06
Ok lol what is it with the obsession to fuck or fist bungholes? :D Amrinoo says it's gay. But, when it's girls who do it, what is it? Decadence. Perversion. Taboo. Boredom and jadedness. Hehe pick at most two that fits you the best. Me? I'm just exposing you to the signal. I guess. i had to down my prozac with beer and double my valium. Or was it the opposite? TGIF! Here's the brand new addition of the woooeurkweek, Brazilian Gih Spanic who indeed makes up her absence of physical attractiveness by doing all kinds of very hardcore and extreme stuff. Yeah. Well I don't know her story but I guess it's better than getting railroaded by favela teen neighbors, sniffing solvent and getting shot by paramilitary dudes (who definitely railroad you before). Yeah Brazil. Very rich, nice and clean upper middle class but when you're not in it, it's ROUGH. But what do I know. I'm just a furry animal with a keyboard. Hamster ninja! Gih's forum thread is here. Do you know the Brit band Skunk Anansie? One of my fave songs from them is "Twisted. Every day hurts". Check it out ;) Oh and thank you for reading the snippets. It does make my life hurt a little less.
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-15 21:25
Quadruple what? :D
And no, it's not a picture of the Paris Subway anytime between 6am and 10pm on the 11 line going north. Not enough people in the pic, and there's still a few orifices left. Anyhoo, in this update tiny Venezuelan (?)(just got added too!) Helena Star gets all kinds of body parts inside her reproductive tract, her anus, her trachea, her frontal cortex (ah no, just kidding) and proceeds to milk any body fluid available. I'm kidding again, how should I know I haven't watched the video. Not even the trailer. Because I know, this is a sure thing. From AGO, take my money! Well maybe not mine, but yours maybe? If you're into circus acts from the sex genre. And the circus would be the kind that features Art or Penny. If you don't know what I mean, just don't watch you won't like it :) Sometimes I feel like I'm promoting snuff or gore videos :D I spotted some chick and she had that huge prolapse out, it looked like something out of Alien. Have you seen The Midnight Meat Train? Everytime I see AGO's trailer opening sequence I'm expecting to see Vinnie Jones and his steel hammer :D Or maybe Pinhead, or any of the cenobites. Hey you gotta get your dopamine any way you can, right?! So. Helena's forum thread is here.
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-15 15:55
Okay, taking a break from this awful time we live in, and shock week :) Let's take a trip down memory lane, of course, if you're a GenZ just pretend and come along. Naturally busty Czech Anabelle aka Ana Bell Evans (lol) is a dreamy faithful secretary, a bit like Jean, Patrick Bateman's secretary who evidently has a big crush on her oh-so-dreamy boss. Except that he doesn't want to cut off her head and put it in the fridge. He's happy to play with her nice, natural big tits and taste her tender pussy with his cock and not a Bowie knife. Anabelle's forum thread is here. In her thread there's a link to a TV segment where she talks about the struggle of being a drug addict. Phew. Rough stuff. But hey. Life is a struggle.
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-15 13:02
Oh hey. You again? This week is shock-week, did you know that? No? Maybe because, like others, I can make up days, weeks or month and get away with it ;) Anyway, this week is SHOCK WEEK. At least for me. But I'm a sensitive sociopath. I shiver at the sight of a needle. All the while I like to skin my opponents alive with my trusty karambit (yeah ok that's not very practical but it's for the visual effect). So, stay tuned after the promo for Alexis Tae and I'll share something else you might not know about. Yes. Yes. Indeed. So here we go, she is a fine babe and in this update with Bryan Gozzling she does the usual. Getting fucked in all holes, tossing his salad (Rimming his bunghole), lots of spit and sweat and eventually cumshot ensues. Done! Her forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! Font 8 cult leader almost out. of juice. Lobotomy can't come soon enough for me. Or did it come already? Hm, I can't remember :D :D :D :D
So, from the previous snippets you could deduce that I am a big fan of Brit producer (aka musical GENIUS) Trevor Horn. Who? Yeah well, he is the master producer behind .... The Buggles, but also countless legendary bands and songs! ABC, FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD "RELAX".... That's him. Yep. But I digress. I'm also a huge fan of Brian De Palma. "The Untouchables" and so many other masterpieces. But my fave from him is.... "BODY DOUBLE" with Bill Maher, uh, no, Craig Wasson and MELANIE GRIFFITH! Also former Miss USA Deborah Shelton as the love/lust interest, and .....scream queen Barbara Crampton (re-animator) half naked! I remember getting a hardon in the theater! So in the movie there's a version of RELAX (check it out) but most importantly CHECK OUT "Frankie goes To Hollywood - Relax in heaven" it's the band's first TV appearance and it was before Trevor Horn redid the song. In there you can see where the character of Holly Body comes from. There's HER, same hairdo, leather outfit, moves.... Yep. And that was years before the movie. You're welcome.
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-15 11:15
Yello! Another day to live! Or go thru. Depending on which side of the fence you think you are. In any case, take good care of yourself today, pet your pet, kiss your kids and loved ones, and check out the carelessly randomly curated entropy in EBI updates! And don't forget to shock the monkey! Thanks Peter! So, Lady Ana stands out in a particular way. I guess she found out she might no able to compete with the young beauties popping up everywhere in the biz, so she honed a particular skill. Anal skill. Most specifically, anal fisting, double fisting, triple anal fisting..... I took a peek and it reminded me of the scene in David Cronenberg's Videodrome where Max Ren (the wonderful and talented James Woods, such a brilliant actor) is getting a VHS videotape inserted in his throbbing belly pussy. lol wut? yeah yeah, check it out if you haven't seen it. There's also Debbie Harry from BLONDIE as a masochistic chick who puts out cigarettes on her shoulder! She rocks. So quirky and witty. lol. I love that band! I first saw her live at CBGB, before she did Blondie. oh and RIP Clem Burke. Back to topic, Lady Ana's antics can be found in her forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! Font 8 cult leader almost out. of juice. Lobotomy can't come soon enough for me. And thank you all for reading the snippets. I can't believe it. Could it be bots? Hundreds of them? :D
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-14 21:44
Nerdy Newbie Daisy Fox is featured in this bangbus update but she looks like she's fresh off the bus too. Either that or a runaway who found a good way to make good dough as soon as she turned 18. I might be wrong. Who knows? So, she is totally new and is slowly learning how to look the best in front of the cameras. Next step Vixen? What are the betting odds? Yeah forget Vegas, try the financial markets now. Pretty wild swings up down all around, thanks Mr President. Please don't forget the small businesses, they're pretty beat up and nobody seems to talk about it. Yeah, Chinese imports are real. Bla bli bloo what do I know, I'm just trying to get over to the canteen so I can smell the soup. But my wheelchair is squeaking and I'm afraid I'm gonna be stuck in the hallway all night until tomorrow, like before. Hooo. Daisy's forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! Font 8 cult leader almost out. of juice. Of course I'll be stuck in the hallway but they'll leave the tv on and I'll be forced to watch these horrendous commercials where they just torture you with those demented shitty brain beatings. Just like in Clockwork Orange, except that the images are real. Lobotomy can't get soon enough for me.
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-14 14:54

lol. wut now. Ayay. I remember. i have to pump my employer's products and also brainwash you with commercials containing toxic brainwashing stuff, or psyops, or just deceiving material. You pick which one you prefer :D Just diddin' I wudn't do that to you. Or would I? Naaaaah. But, I'd like to pump something just to satisfy my curiosity. How do you feel about BI videos? Bareback Bi videos? I still remember when AIDS was a big scare. Ok, less than corona beers, but still. Anyway. Here's anita Blanche sharing a cock with a guy. Weird weird (cue in that insufferable cunt. or not) Well, I used to keep track of them, when sites like bimaxx were all the rage, because I knew that the girls would definitely be wild to shoot. I was wrong. Most were absolutely not problematic. Some stayed my friends. So there. Don't judge a book by their cover or what they shoot :) Anita's forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! Font 8 cult leader almost out. For those who, like me, watched Paul Verhoeven's masterpiece ROBOCOP in the theaters, and love that futuristic movie.... What do you think now lol?! Robocop is slower than the publicly shown from boston dynamics, the scenes in the streets where girls dressed like hookers fight and there are hobos everywhere (Hello Market Street!, or SF, Portland, NYC, Baltimore, Philly, Detroit, LA... for that matter), TV program look like softcore porn........... I wonder what P. Verhoeven thinks now.
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-14 13:20
TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP. Brit porn babe Ivy Maddox started as the ultimate porn dream for me. Long bleached blonde straight hair, pretty face, long legs, slim build, average silicone-filled hard half melons, tight butt, pink shoes with high heels/platform and willing to do sex acts in front of the camera. Then she shot many very very hardcore videos and retired. Now she's back. (Or got captured again he he). Whatever. Sociopaths like me are not exactly empathetic creatures. Right? RIGHT?! Back to Ivy, well, she stayed under the EBI radar for a long period of time. Not sure why, probably because of all the funny pills the assistant nurse keep telling me to swallow with a glass of water every morning. Can someone save me? SOS. DJ Goja?? :) Ivy's thread is here. Long live the new flesh! Kneel!! (Except FONT8 disciples of course!)
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-14 09:35
What is it with "Lily" as a first name that attracts pornstars and sluts and hos and skanks and 304's to be in the sex business? Or is it rather that they like the (nick)name?? Just this month's snip list has three of them... geez. Do you know language is shaping the brain? That's right, you could spot someone's mother tongue by looking at specific regions of the brain. For instance, Germans have a little elongated region that only German speakers have. But Italians don't have this. Mostly because they speak with their hands :) Americans have a less developed hearing - that's why they scream all the time. French have a very developed cortex, mostly because their movies are boring and they just talk and talk endlessly about boring stuff while eating :) Oh hey, moving on to the next topic: Lily Blossom and and and and ah, Russian babe Una Fairy share (again) a big fat black sausage (again) Lily's thread is here. Long live the new flesh! Kneel!! (Except FONT8 disciples of course!)
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-14 09:00
Dirty blonde Finnish MILF Kinuski Kakku is your dream masseuse for today's session (always beats the overweight smelly grandma with wet hands, right?) and she seems to like her job. Even more, she seems to like you. Ain't life great? I won't boast lolz but THAT happened to me once. I crap you not. She didn't want any money (that I know of - because she didn't speak a single word of English :) and when I left I had jelly legs but my boner was gone (and some of my bodily fluids too). No anal, phew. Even better, my friends didn't get any such favors :D :D :D They were in other rooms and they said they didn't get that intimate and they even had a towel on all along. Hmm. I guess that's where getting lucky comes from. You never know. So back to that update, you can see the fantasy masseuse taking care of a well endowed Spaniard (who seems to like tattoos a bit) Here's her thread so you can look at her work in pictures. HERE Yeah, do it. Just do it.
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-14 08:22
Lovely Brit influencer thot Lily Phillipsis back (did she even leave it?) in the spotlight even though she used a dark subject for that, for your ultimate viewing pleasure. There's a thin line between influencer and pornstar these days. Right? And....Smoking hot babes getting properly reamed in exotic locations, hmmm, I wonder who first did that? Is it a French crew that build worldwide fame in porn from the 80's? Is the person holding PW as initials? MR? MD? Is it in the 70's? I'll let you ponder and give your opinion. :) Her thread is here. BLIP BLOOP Font 8 Cult leader out. Yesterday's soup was good. Same as the day before. I already drool at the thought of today's soup. I am grateful for every day's soup.
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-13 13:48
Yeah I know, I'm always late to the party. At least I'm heading towards it. Even though I'm really a party pooper. Talking about severed heads and the best knife steel overall. Yeah I know, that has got to ball me babes by the dozen. There are lots of men out there who skip the social courting altogether and just book an escort for travel, for a weekend, for a vacation abroad.... (I studied an escort website and there was this offer on it, so I guess there is a demand somehow). Anyhoo, back to the Font 8 Cult assembly meeting. Today's item is anita Blanche ladies and gentlemen. Ah, such a a fuckable babe. Very tall and slender, enhanced uppies for the puppies, a face that's writen all over it that she's ready to suck your dick for dough, and a wide experience in the sex trade. What's not to like? So, some guy decided to take her somewhere in Spain maybe and film her. Great idea, why didn't I think of that? See her squirt in that (hopefully rented) car. Her forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! Font 8 cult leader out. PS: for the baby boomers (like me) or maybe Gen-X too, do you know who Virginia Hey is? No? Here's a hint: she is that tall babe chewing gum in The Bugles "Video Killed The Radio Stars". The original Jessica Rabbit. Aaaaaand she is also the tall, fierce amazon warrior in Mad Max 2 - The Road Warrior! Yes, the one that gets under the truck after getting shot with arrows. Crazy, huh? Well, that fine lady is having serious health problems, so I wish her well, recovery if possible, and thoughts and prayers for her.
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-12 21:28
Ok I'm a bit slow to the things to come. Autistic maybe. But hey, here's a brutal update with prolific Colombian veteran chick Emily pink. At least that's how I perceive it. But maybe you're psychopaths on drugs (like me) and you like that :) Or you're just fine but need to take the edge off a bit and watch rough perv stuff before heading to your garage and mutilate a stray cat with a nail clipper and a rock. Just kidding. I think we've all been exposed so much to hardcore porn that we've deviated a bit and now the dopamine fix has to be a tad on the ton-size. If so, check it out. Her forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! Font 8 cult leader out. Hey do you know I don't watch the stuff I promote? Don't want to end up like Max ;) Just joking. I'm choking my chicken as we speak and drool over my trusty custom mechanical cherry mx blue switches keyboard with DSA profile.
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-12 18:34
Lovely Brit influencer thot Lily Phillips likes to be in the spotlight. And I guess people love to watch her or hate her or both :D As for me, it's just crazy how beautiful chicks nowadays throw everything to the wind for (tons of) cash. Cash will not fill the void she will feel when she will yearn for a real relationship and a family. Just kidding. Who gives a fook. Right? LIVE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW AND IT'S 1999!!!! Oh wait........ Her thread is here. GLUG GLUG Font 8 Cult leader out. Thanks to orange man I'm swimming in cash. Just kidding. I'm currently in line for the soup at the shelter. Hmm chicken broth I smell. I smell the chicken very faintly. It's gotta be the few wings or bones they threw in.
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-11 11:17
Ah Emejota. Spanish cute chick who does just about everything. Most recently seen as a very willing cum dumpster for a great number of fellow Spaniards. And in this update, as a punching huh fucking bag for a number of big dicks. Anal fisting. DVP. You name it. The series is called 100% hell. Ok. Who the fuck gets off watching this? :) Maybe you. I'm more into foreplay and long walks on the beach under a moonlit sky :) I really feel like exposing you to a harmful signal. But hey. You're in control, Max. You choose what you wanna see, right? Her forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! I kinda like the young girl though. Her thoughtful expressions on IG make me hope she'll somehow find her path and be ok. But hey. We'll see. Font 8 cult leader out.
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-11 10:06
I need romance
A bit of plastic beauty
To erase the bags under our eyes
Some chemical pleasure
For our brains too dull
So that our lives look like a perfect movie

This is the English translation for the awesome French song written by geniuses (and obviously visionaries) Eli & Jacno (RIP) for French singer Lio's "Amoureux solitaires". Who would've known they would so perfectly describe today's world? Anyway. Check out Lio's videos for the song, it's quite sexy. So, popular French babe Candie Luciani reminds me of Lio. Yes Jazee. What's your opinion? Her scenes and forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh!
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-10 11:04
I would be tremendously happy if someone would recognize the very very subtle (?!) reference to a musical history moment.... But hey, who knows. Some Font 8 cult members are very powerful. They officiate in the shadows. They pull the strings (the dental strings, mostly after dinner). Anyway. Enough flexing. I don't really care what time it is but I know it's BLAST-FROM-THE-PAST-SATURDAY!!!! YAY! Which means some memories for you, or maybe a peek at the 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's finest babes from eurobabeindex. Evidence #1: Czech (Yes, Henry she's Czech not British :) Elis Black. She's so fine. Slender, medium boobies, long legs, perk tight butt, smooth skin and tight kitty ;) What's not to like? She was about to get married when I met her! I kid you not. In this scene, she's paired up with some dude and the legendary George Uhl, complete with hair on his head! Ah those were the daze! Her scenes and forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! F8C leader over and out!
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-09 21:44
Dear fellow humans, if you like sexy-but-not-too-much MILFS, hairy Spaniard Calita Fire will please you. She's got a great smile, rather sexy but mosdef MILFY body and at her age (37) I think she doesn't have to try too hard to look like one. I don't know if you've ever boned a MILF (or an older woman 40-55) but.... it's surprisingly the same as young girls, except for the body and face :D Should I say moar? Moar Moar Moar, in the midnight hour... But I digress. Check out her scenes and forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! F8C leader over and out!
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-09 18:37
Lynna Nilsson. Should I say moar? Maybe, if you're a new Gen-Z who stumbled upon the scared index by chance. Well, just look at her, and her model card, you'll understand that Miss Nilsson is uh, with us for more than 12 years. In porn, that means 100 years! :D And her pussy's nickname is Rocky. (Been pounded more than Balboa after Rocky XVX! :) If she ever decides to have kids, she's gonna compete with Lana Rhoades for the roast about her poor kid (check it out, it's brutal...) But hey, if you didn't know it yet, life is hard, life is a struggle, and then you die :D Try not to get too beat up before you croak, that is, and enjoy the travel :)) Lynna's forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! F8C leader over and out!
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-09 16:47
Hellow! Yes yes I have oddly gone bonkers while updating the index! (years ago) Is it because fake is the new drug?? (Hello legendary Hooverphonics). I don't know. Everything feels so rough :D Meanwhile, on social netweuaaarks (Instaho*cough*) amazing young babes sort the best packaged offers for their poon and poop chute (J class plane ticket or higher, nice hotel with pool so they can selfie themselves for more pigs) and it looks like a scene from Vixen/Blacked/Slayed :) speaking of which, here's the very popular babes Lia Lin and Stefany kyler sharing a big fat black sausage and the tatooed dude attached to it, by the pool cabana. Nice huh? Yes but is that real? :) Not shuuuuure. Pakistan and India are going to war (again). There's a commercial war going on (if you don't know, don't wait too long to buy your retro game console ;)(i think it's too late and tariffs already kicked in for those). Yeah. Well. What's left? Babes and porn! Nicely curated here! :D Lia's thread is here. Long live the new flesh! Kneel!! (Except FONT8 disciples of course!)
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-08 21:26
Ho hum brrrttt. Testing one two three. Oh hi. Here's yet another carefully curated update for the Font 8 Cult connaisseurs oui oui Monsieur. I know, I keep saying EBI is curated instead of updated, and that's a piss poor excuse, especially in this age of self-coordinating AI agents and vector databases. Yes, because everything is manually done! Database? That's for robots! We do everytin' by hand, ma bon dame! Oui! Every entry is carefully plucked from the babe tree. We wash them with water, squish 'em a bit to gauge their firmness (so much silicone these days!) and we insert them with TLC inside the notebook that people know as EBI. And it's all analog! See the warm fuzziness?! No digital shit here, keep your binary bits and cold sterile logic! :) XOR THIS!!
Ahem. So here's the latest late addition: Nicole Ari aka Nicole Murkovski, paired up with Baby Nicols for a new anus breaching party in front of the camera. I have to say, I'm amazed how beautiful Nicole looks in this set. By the way, we're still missing a few of the Murkovski 'sisters' :) It's coming it's coming. It's their agent's name by the way. A bit like the Lapiedra sisters :D Nicole's thread is here. Long live the new flesh!
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-07 20:58
Do you remember Max? Not Headroom, Hardcore, Max Hardcore. well, if you're Gen-Z, or not familiar with the person, please google it. Very interesting character and the videos, wow, I remember buying those video tapes in Orange County somewhere and that was such a trip to spot them on the shelves of the local TOWER RECORDS in the adults section. He had a way of demeaning and fucking those girls.... Anal, spit, sperm, and they were totally destroyed. Now, Bryan Gozzling (lol) is in my opinion the clear descendant from Max Hardcore. Ok maybe he used to look a bit like the Hollywood actor but now he looks like a young Ron Jeremy (The Hedgehog)! :D Ah those days.... I fondly remember the beautiful Cameo, Racquel Darrian, ... Anyhoo, here's Vanna Bardot getting properly reamed and spermed and submitted to Bryan's perverted desires! Maybe you'll like that. Her thread is here. Long live the new flesh!
by Lana Retentive
2025-05-07 13:33
Dear Font 8 disciples. Again the head nurse gave me a double dose of the stuff that makes me drool. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just a little trickier to find the keyboard then ytpe proprely thatsall. Anyhoo, here's YOUR daily dopam-endorph-ine dose. Well, if you're into Vanna Bardot and anal reaming on camera. Hmm? Are you? I don't know who the EBI audience is anymore, I gotta say :) I thought it was mainly baby boomers on IBM PC's and it turns out the largest majority of yousse is gen-Z young adult males (and probably masochists since you can't really use EBI on a smartphone [yet]). So uh, this update is a nice addition to her rooster of sex scenes, if you like clean pics and videos, with great lighting and attention to detail, this is your poison. Well, her thread is here. Long live the new flesh!
by Lana Retentive
2025-05-06 17:23
Dearly beloved, I think I took the de-elevator and punched the lower floor! :) But thanks to a few gems to get me going and not go (completely) crazy, I get to write yet another Font 8 snippet for our community! Here's one of those gems: getting a tip (just the tip :) from Steve that one of the babes he shot over there in Ukraine is a hardcore exclusive. Yep. And there's also another one. Stay tuned! For now, check out Amber aka Bayle A. Her forum thread is here. Call up that shrink in Beverly Hills! ;)
by Lana Retentive
2025-05-05 21:42
Young genZ porno minx from Belarus Matty is an interesting costar to Florane Russel, young and old, flat and buxom.... But as you know, variety is the spice of life. Who hasn't dreamed of many different sexual partners?! Hm? Ok I never did, but it's because I prefer my fluffy bunny. Enough, Matty's thread is here. Long live the new flesh! Kneel!! (Except FONT8 disciples of course!)
by Nacho Vandal
2025-05-05 15:38
Spanish babe and crowd-pleaser Nuria Millan is a very prolific chick. She makes up her girl next door physique by amping up her extraordinary ability to deal with all kinds of deviant sexual practices. Piss? Bah, check. Puke? Check. Fisting? Check. Anal fisting? Check. DAP? Pff, check. Prolapse? Check. You-name-it-you-have-it? Check. In this update she can be seen collecting sperm in her anus then slurp it all clean after she jizzled the couch. Yeah, yum! Oh well. You do what you got to do. Her forum thread is HERE Come discuss, see pictures and screencaps from the EBI community! (ie superset of the Font8 Cult)
by Major Redflag
2025-05-03 21:40
Hey guys! Have you ever fantasized about a naturally perfect big boobed bleached blonde? Or craving for an easy, no-frills, quick shag with a ditzy airhead, expert in biology not marine biology but male biology. You know the type... Easy to spot: Great big smile (for no reason most of the time), plays with her hair (for no reason most of the time), hums some song but you can't figure out which one and she probably has no idea either. She prefers to trust her intuition rather than her two-digit IQ. That's smart (!) because if it's about random, she gets 50/50, ... definitely more than the winning rate she'll get with that smooth thing inside her head. You know. The type that says she wants to be a vet because she likes animals. Still stuck doing porn and the occasional side gig, though. Closest to being a vet is assistant to the vet (male). Hm, need a little refresher in biology. Glug glug! :) You know. The type that says she wants to be an astronaut because she loves astronomy and astrology :) Still ends up riding a big penis. Anyhoo. Enough is enough in Nuendoz. Which brings us to the theme of this website, featuring our lovely Blake Blossom. Her forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! F8C leader over and out!
by Major Redflag
2025-05-03 17:44
Hello. If life hasn't showed you yet, things change. They do. Sometimes it's better, sometimes it's worse. Entropy usually wins. Actually, it's a physics rule. Looking at the babes in the index, you can find many examples of this. And here's the exception that confirms the rule: Melody Marks is still looking as lovely yummy as when she started and I (and many others it seems) can't seem to get enough of her. Her forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! F8C leader over and out!
by Major Redflag
2025-05-03 15:29
Yo! F8C leader here! Yes, yes, time for some poon entertain-news. This time with lovely Czech veteran Katy Rose. Crazy to think that she started more than 10 years ago. I didn't think she'd last more than a couple months, she looked (and acted) like every newb in the biz, partying like a crazed raccoon :) entertaining her sucky bf, so yeah. More than 10 years later she's still getting plugged by the big guys on cam. Congratulations! :) She doesn't even look like a MILF! Her 10-yo thread is here and it's pretty awesum possum. Long live the new flesh! F8C leader out!
by Major Redflag
2025-05-01 16:42
Hello again, Font 8 Cult members. I may never meet you in person, never even know if you're my next door neighbor, but I appreciate your reading the snippets. I know you're reading because I took a look at the logs and well, I thought we were about 4 but it's like three hundreds a day... So thank you. Yeah and it's not just views, you do click on the various links. So, thank you! Come again :) So, here's Marica Chanel. What else to say? Sterotypical nickname with a luxury brand name, big fake boobs, doe eyed, pretty face, long hair. Everything good for porn. Let her push your button. Her thread is here and it's pretty plump, like her boobs, butt and pretty much everything.
by Major Redflag
2025-05-01 15:41
Fuck me. A DVP for Tiffany Tatum? Instabuy! And she's paired up with hot Romanian babe Leya Desantis I took a look at the pictures and my 2 inch belly button became instahard. Get your endorphin/dopamine fix here! Tiffany' 's thread is here. Long live the new flesh!

MAY 2025 SNIPPETS

HOT MAMA CALITA in A VIEW TO ANAL 2025-05-22 12:37

Hairy twatted MILF Calita Fire is the surprise hit of 2025 :) She is one of the most looked up new ...

FRANCES VROOM VROOM 2025-05-22 08:28

I'm just tired and bored with myself. Can't start a fire without a spark. Lol what the hell happened ...

LENIA SNASD 2025-05-21 20:25

Yee-ha! Hellooe Beloved! Yes my system unexpectedly got rid quicker of the morning pills (i pooed a ...

DIRTY BLONDE 2025-05-20 18:35

Yo! Homiezzzzzzzz! I'm hijacking this snipo because why noto? The world is so cold! Maybe I'm just ...

HUH WUT HUH 2025-05-20 15:09

Dearly beloved, I mean, Hello my fellow human beings, males, likely hot-blooded Gen Y-Z and single. I ...

LILY WHITE AND THE ONE SMALL PERSON 2025-05-19 07:56

Yeah. The time is 2025 and absolutely everything and everybody have gone batshit crazy. Brit ...

DOUBLING DOWN ON 304 UPDATES 2025-05-18 15:46

I don't remember doing two consecutive snippets on one new babe, but Katty Soarez is worth it. Also, ...

DO ELECTRIC SHEEP SHIT? DO POOR FLAWED HUMANS THINK? 2025-05-18 10:50

Ah Portugal. Ah Lisboa. That city, that beautiful European city where I spent some vacation time ...

DEARLY BELOVED BOTS AND CRAWLERS AND SPIDERS AND N8N AGENTS 2025-05-18 09:17

Hey! I just realized I can write in font 2 if I wanted to, because it doesn't matter. You guys are ...

ASSBURGER. You want fries with that? 2025-05-16 17:24

Uhm, I love burgers. My fave burger place is Super Duper Burgers (only in the Bay Area though). ...

BLAST FROM THE PAST FRIDAY! 2025-05-16 15:14

Yay! Ain't she a beaut'? :D Yeeeha! The funny pills start to kick in and I don't feel my legs! ...

ANAL FISTING DAP DP PEE PUKE PISS PROLAPSE HAMSTER 2025-05-16 14:06

Ok lol what is it with the obsession to fuck or fist bungholes? :D Amrinoo says it's gay. But, when ...

ANOTHER DAY FIRST QUADRUPLE 2025-05-15 21:25

Quadruple what? :D And no, it's not a picture of the Paris Subway anytime between 6am and 10pm on the ...

ANA WHAT A BELLE 2025-05-15 15:55

Okay, taking a break from this awful time we live in, and shock week :) Let's take a trip down memory ...

12" is better because ... the mix is longer 2025-05-15 13:02

Oh hey. You again? This week is shock-week, did you know that? No? Maybe because, like others, I can ...

LADY ANA WITH AN UPPERCASE L. probably missing at the end too 2025-05-15 11:15

Yello! Another day to live! Or go thru. Depending on which side of the fence you think you are. In ...

BANG! 2025-05-14 21:44

Nerdy Newbie Daisy Fox is featured in this bangbus update but she looks like she's fresh off the bus ...

WOA BI BI 2025-05-14 14:54

lol. wut now. Ayay. I remember. i have to pump my employer's products and also brainwash you with ...

IVY LEAGUE UH NO, MADDOX. CUM LAUDE. HOW IS IT GOING? BLINK 2025-05-14 13:20

TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP. Brit porn babe Ivy Maddox started as the ultimate porn dream for me. Long ...

LILY FIKA FIKA UNA 2025-05-14 09:35

What is it with "Lily" as a first name that attracts pornstars and sluts and hos and skanks and 304's ...

VERY HAPPY ENDING 2025-05-14 09:00

Dirty blonde Finnish MILF Kinuski Kakku is your dream masseuse for today's session (always beats the ...

NOIRED 2025-05-14 08:22

Lovely Brit influencer thot Lily Phillipsis back (did she even leave it?) in the spotlight even ...

TOOLS OF THE TRADE. AND MOAR 2025-05-13 13:48

Yeah I know, I'm always late to the party. At least I'm heading towards it. Even though I'm really a ...

POPO PEEPEE PUPURGATORY 2025-05-12 21:28

Ok I'm a bit slow to the things to come. Autistic maybe. But hey, here's a brutal update with ...

TED WAS RIGHT WASN'T HE 2025-05-12 18:34

Lovely Brit influencer thot Lily Phillips likes to be in the spotlight. And I guess people love to ...

A iota of Eme? 2025-05-11 11:17

Ah Emejota. Spanish cute chick who does just about everything. Most recently seen as a very willing ...

HEY YOU TELL ME YOU LOVE ME 2025-05-11 10:06

I need romance A bit of plastic beauty To erase the bags under our eyes Some chemical pleasure For ...

WHAT TIME IS IT? OOO OOO OOO AH AH AH AH 2025-05-10 11:04

I would be tremendously happy if someone would recognize the very very subtle (?!) reference to a ...

ARIBA CALITA QUE CALOR 2025-05-09 21:44

Dear fellow humans, if you like sexy-but-not-too-much MILFS, hairy Spaniard Calita Fire will please ...

OH MY MISS LYNNA 2025-05-09 18:37

Lynna Nilsson. Should I say moar? Maybe, if you're a new Gen-Z who stumbled upon the scared index by ...

BLIK BLOOP BLACKED 2025-05-09 16:47

Hellow! Yes yes I have oddly gone bonkers while updating the index! (years ago) Is it because fake is ...

IT'S ABOUT TIME 2025-05-08 21:26

Ho hum brrrttt. Testing one two three. Oh hi. Here's yet another carefully curated update for the ...

XES! KCUF! REDRUM! :) 2025-05-07 20:58

Do you remember Max? Not Headroom, Hardcore, Max Hardcore. well, if you're Gen-Z, or not familiar ...

I VANNA BARDOT BLIB BLUB BLOO 2025-05-07 13:33

Dear Font 8 disciples. Again the head nurse gave me a double dose of the stuff that makes me drool. ...

2009 new update :))) 2025-05-06 17:23

Dearly beloved, I think I took the de-elevator and punched the lower floor! :) But thanks to a few ...

MIX AND MATCH, NYMPH AND MILF! HONEY MOVE ON NOW! 2025-05-05 21:42

Young genZ porno minx from Belarus Matty is an interesting costar to Florane Russel, young and old, ...

Squish squish barf barf splooge lick slurp slurp 2025-05-05 15:38

Spanish babe and crowd-pleaser Nuria Millan is a very prolific chick. She makes up her girl next door ...

BLAKE BOSOM 2025-05-03 21:40

Hey guys! Have you ever fantasized about a naturally perfect big boobed bleached blonde? Or craving ...

MELODY TO MY EARS AND IN HER THROAT 2025-05-03 17:44

Hello. If life hasn't showed you yet, things change. They do. Sometimes it's better, sometimes it's ...

WHO KNEW 2025-05-03 15:29

Yo! F8C leader here! Yes, yes, time for some poon entertain-news. This time with lovely Czech veteran ...

MARICA CHANELLE YUM YUM MORE DP 2025-05-01 16:42

Hello again, Font 8 Cult members. I may never meet you in person, never even know if you're my next ...

DVP AT TIFFANY's 2025-05-01 15:41

Fuck me. A DVP for Tiffany Tatum? Instabuy! And she's paired up with hot Romanian babe Leya Desantis ...

BABES IN THE NEWS


Alexis Tae

Amber

Anabelle

Anita Blanche

Baby Nicols

Blake Blossom

Calita Fire

Candie Luciani

Elina Sansd

Elis Black

Emejota

Emily Pink

Florane Russell

Frances Bentley

Gih Spanic

Helena Star

Ivy Maddox

Jenifer Jane

Katty Soarez

Katy Rose

Kinuski Kakku

Lady Ana

Leya Desantis

Lia Lin

Lily Blossom

Lily Phillips

Lucky Bee

Lynna Nilsson

Marica Chanel

Matty

Melody Marks

Mensia Francis

Nicole Murkowski

Nuria Millan

Scarlet Chase

Stefany Kyler

Tiffany Tatum

Una Fairy

Vanna Bardot