Ahoy fellow open sea and porch pirates! Har har har. Oh yeah right there. Yeah babe, that's my wooden leg that you feel, no worries. I hope you're on the pill, though. No? Ah. Well, this makes the world go round. Ah, crazy world! Terminators are taking over the world, making zero mistakes when counting how many apples I get for delivery, crazy huh? Who would've thought? I used to watch David Vincent on TV, and think, hey that's weird I also have a deformed fourth finger! Nowadays, I think it's too late and it's not me it's everybody, fucking outer space aliens are everywhere. Nurse! My evening morphine, and my valium, thank you! Anyways, in this edition of snippo-by-the-sea, we examine the curious case of MILF Spaniard Valeria Fuentes who, like Benjamin Button, seems to get younger and younger (and better and better looking) as they time passes by. Weird weird! (Cue the insufferable irritating celebitch and her so-slappable face). Good for her, it's nice to see that money was spent on improving her physical appearance. Look at her thread and you'll see what I mean. Hasta la vista!

Guten tag Zusammen! German uber babe Dolly Dyson is again featured in Vixen's newest update, taking a nice BWC attached to a fine young dude with great physical features. Ain't life sweet? :) Well, if you want to dream a bit about nice vacation with hot babes who do you, click on the pic to head over to Vixen! Her thread is here. BLIP BLOOP Font 8 Cult leader out. I am grateful for every day's soup, and basically, every day. And so should you, even though your dick is not inside a hot babe near the pool. Been there done that, MEH :D No really ;)

What did you expect? A monster? My name's George. [...] I wasn't beaten. I wasn't molested. Mommy didn't abuse me. Daddy never raped me. I'm only what I am. And that's all there is to it! There's no mystery. Things I do, I do them because I like them! Because I want to!
Ah "8MM" from Joel Schumacher, with the great Nick Cage, Jim Gandolfini, Joaquin Phoenix (I loved him in James Gray's Two Lovers and mostly all his roles). Great movie about snuff movies. Speaking of which, here's an update with Spanish punchbag Sofia Sweet Secrett or whatever :D. Jeezus I think it's time for some intervention before they kill someone on set. Anger management? But hey, if you're looking for teammates while playing Outlast Trials, chuckle while Pleasuring The Prosecutor, and in general watch Haunt gulping down a bucket of popcorn (like I do) then you're borderline hm, you know, somewhat a ticking bomb menace for society :D Just kidding. You're certainly a well balanced individual and just enjoy rough videos to release some pressure before going to bed and after kissing your kids goodnight. Right? Right?! Sofia's forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! F8C leader over and out!