Hellow Guidos and tipas! My wife said it's not me it's her. My girlfriend said don't call me ever again. Kylie said je ne sais pas pourquoi. My dog said woof woof woof lemme hear you say hey oh! So, welcome to yet another edition of the Famous Uplifting Snippets! we have fresh meat, well, fresh is relative I guess, but the babe is just starting her career (in porn). I guess she brings her extensive experience to the table, er, the couch. Without further ado, please welcome Irish babe Stacy Firedoll! My balls are on fire, fireballs! :D Stacy's thread is here Go take a gluk, lurk lurk.

Hey again, bitches and witches! Here's more of newbie sexpot Sofina Amrez and this time she's rimming a guy's ass, gets pissed on, does her Marylin Chambers (look her up, GenZ!) impersonation but only with her mouth and throat, pukes a bit, gets fucked in the bum, and swallows a cumshot. I'm not sure about the order, but feel free to correct me. Devious sex acts for money! Yay! On video! It's rougher than my boy Quentin Tarantulino when he roasts a skank, and that's brutal: For instance, last week he said to some bimbo who was telling her girlfriend that she wants to be an astronaut, like Katy Perry. QT was right behind them and said "Just because many guys landed in Uranus doesn't mean that you have what it takes to be an astronaut. Ass-tronaut, maybe. You also love astronomy and astrology? Legend has that she is still crying at her mom. That makes me think of Annie Knight and her mom 8-O, doing the IG rounds together now. What time is the gang-bang with those ladies? Sofina's thread is here Go take a look, lurk lurk.

Hola robotaxis and succubuses! :P Welcome to another edition of Really Uplifting EBI Snippets From Uranus! Or maybe mine. I can't remember, my homie gave me some pills with funny faces stamped on them last Saturday at Ox Club when we were with those Asian hookers and I still haven't slept since. And my jaw hurts. My butt, too, but that's from the OTM calls I bought for TSLA. My dick also hurts a little but they were very tight. The hookers I mean. Asian hookers. Anyway. Did you know Peter North (look him up, GenZ!) had a temper, especially with his second wife. She got a restraining order against him, claims she got a concussion once. Shirley Peter schlong-smacked her with that massive meat sword of his :D That reminds me of JR Carrington who regularly got banged by her boyfriend, and not with his dick. Ah JR... she was giving me a lap dance in the VIP area when she asked me if I would like to take her and her girlfriend back to my place, so we could have fun. She said, I could drink champagne out of her ass, or from her shoes. Eeek. Maybe that's why her boyfriend was so angry all the time, heartburns! :) Speaking of lap dances, have you ever had sex with a stripper AT the strip club? No no it's not an urban legend. For those who have, I bet they liked the feeling of getting something forbidden, but also special, because she stripper is not supposed to like you (of course if you paid for the extra, disregard my comment). Ah, the adrenalin when she stealthily pulls that bikini bottom to the side, slides your dick inside her wet kitty, then resumes grinding like business as usual. I've always wondered if the floor managers knew what was going on (Hey Herb! Hey Mona! :) So, you can see such a scene with brand new new newbie Sofina Amrez as a dirty stripper who takes care of a customer for cash. She really looks the part. You know, cheap tattoos, tattooed eyebrows, fake eyelashes, lip job, boob job, oozing that jaded but attentive sex worker vibe... 100% turn on. I like out of the ordinary, classy girls with naturally beautiful looks, but variety is the spice of life! Her thread is here

Howdy slinky snails and slimy slugs! Music! (to the tune of Peaches from Jack Black) Minxes minxes minxes minxes minxes i love you oh! Yeah! Minxes everywhere you look. Who doesn't love 'em minxes? A slender one, leggy and tightly packed, like Ukrainian Megan Venturi who retired more than 2 years ago, but left us with a large collection of wankable poon. Here's one noticeable video with Czech, equally slender, Milfy MILF Gia Bawerk who sports a nice enhanced rack (twice enhanced, she took care of renewing them puppies after 10 years). In case you wondered how it feels like to fuck three strippers at once in a brothel, here you go. This is a real brothel, in southern Czech Republic. And yes, brothels are legal in CR, why do you think there are so many stag parties with UK boys swarming the main cities? And the girls definitely look like the part. Gia's thread is here.

Hello UDP DDOS Bots and Girls! How's your terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day so far? Just kiddin' ya! Can't possibly be worse than mine! :D I'm kidding I'm kidding. I just made a killing in the stonk market. 12 bucks after taxes! Orange Man said it's a good time to buy! Before bombing that foreign country over there! Anyway, me not worried! Ronald McD here I come! I'll have the quarter pounder sandwich please. Plain, I ain't got enough dough for the ketchup microbags. Yeah I know, life is not exactly fair. When I see all these cunts munching on shrimp cocktails and sipping champagne in fancy restaurants and hotel rooms, and all they do is spread their cheeks for viagra-powered old geezer, or swallow sheik-shit in Dubai, and I say to myself...... life is sweet!!!! :D lol ok that was mean. What else could those airheads be doing instead hm? Exactly. Anyway. Back to EBI sniposnip, here's the beautiful veteran Cherry Kiss getting Dee-Peed and we love it! Looks so nice with those long, thick man sausages in her holes down there. Her thread is here

Hello Bots and Girls! HAYA doin? Gud? Good! Because, you know, we're on the brink of civil war, or WWIII maybe, and we wouldn't want to have our soon-to-start summer vacay spoiled by tear gas, or mustard gas :) Also, I like my drones without fiber optic tether and possibly without explosive charges, thank you very much. For those of you who participated in last weekend's festivities (on one side or the other) I hope that you all recovered fully and that your CBRN cartridges were not leaking too much, if you had them (thank you covid19!). That being said, let's take a look at fairly experienced, full-fledged Ukrainian luvly pornstar Fibi Euro in the latest update where she takes it in the popo, which is a very rare occurrence judging from her model card. Her thread is here so happy lurking and wanking! No, not you you mean Wanker :)

Here's the second snipopo for today, Friday the 13th, and this is to show that I really dig Sofia Smith. Why? Dunno, she reminds me of a schoolgirl (No I'm def not into little girls), it's just she looks naive and innocent. I wouldn't do anything with her, unless she grows up a bit :D Well I guess looks are deceptive and I'm talking about an adult woman who is old enough to have a kid, and shoot porn for a living, so... Anyway, here's her showing her wrecktum for cash in a refreshing 1 on 1 video. There's a lot of popo action though, if you're into dirty holes and stuff. Enjoy. Sofia's thread is here. Long live the new flesh and kudos to all Font 8 Cult members! Love ya! Not you wanker ;)

Before we get blown up to ashes thanks to the demented leaders out there, let's party like it's 2999. Ah Sofia Smith... I just don't get it. She looks so sweet and fragile. Yet, she submits herself to 100% HELL experience at AGO. And it's rough. It's like watching Jon Jones finishing Anthony Smith or Lyoto Machida's little sister. Hm. Hey. Whatever. It's kinda ...hmmmmm... interesting to watch. Like a car wreck and someone half hanging thru the windshield, with brains scattered on the hood. And that smell....stale blood and intestines. Hoo! Not my thing, but maybe it's yours. Or it will be, after being exposed to that signal enough times, right Prof O'Blivion? Anyway. Do what you want I don't care. Who am I to dictate what you choose to watch? Sofia's thread is here. Poo poo pee pee bim bim bang bang 7.62x49 aw aw boom!

Yay. Today is scarier than Jason Voorhees (who never was a bit scary actually, rather entertaining us with his gory ways) oh how much I love 2025. Not. Sucks even more than 2024. Which sucked more than 2023. Etc etc. 2019 was ok though. Mommy why does everybody have a bomb? Well darling not everybody yet, and we're making sure it stays that way, even if we must do a little pew pew. Yay. Economic unrest -more like a rollercoaster on potent shrooms-, thanks to our beloved 47, wars about to start, war that still go on, sucky neighbors, useless family members, cranky demented posters, angry bots with no time off! Here's the latest titillating update before the world blows up. Pretty Russian Ashby Winter -is she Resident Evil's Ethan's sister? all bets are on- gets properly reamed on camera by the usual unusually long thick black reproductive sausage, except that this time she takes two at once. You go girl! Next stop, airtight, double plugged, ass fisted and pissed on, please! No, ok. That would be a tad much. Oder? Her thread is here. Login and poo poo, or lurk!

Hello DDOS Bots and Girls! Hello happy beautiful people! Hey cranky ole Irish wanker?! Ahoy one-eyed porch pirates har har! Hi GenZ surfers! How's everyone doing? Well here in Dublin, Ireland aka Better-Sounding-Tax-Haven, everybody's friendly until they're not! The fighting Irish is not a myth, ask Connor while I'm sipping my Galway Hooker whisky. I wonder where it gets its name from... Speaking of which, it always pains me to see a young perfect ten sabotage her natural beauty with lip fillers, face fillers, botox, and who knows what. It doesn't matter if she's dumb as a rock, it's sad to see. Youth is wasted on the young. Beauty is skin deep and airhead bimbos really are ugly to the bone. Do you know any of these vain, self-centered walking titbags that only exist (and survived) thanks to a boob job? You know the type. Those chicks either suck decrepit rich guys all over the planet, or go head over heels for a roid tattooed gym rat. Of course it never ends well. Say they're tired of "men" lol. Yeah honey, how about buying yourself a brain? And maybe the dudes you like, well, that's all you really deserve? Moving on. Today's Fresh off the digital truck is the hot update with Colombian Belinda Pink, Viper Juicy and Elina Sansd all whored up, I mean glam'ed up and they make good use of the passing black dicks. If you ever wanted to get a feel of how it feels like to visit a brothel in Colombia, that's it. I think. How would I know? :) Belinda's thread is here. Long live the new flesh! F8C leader over and out!

Wow looks like civil war and countries war are on today's menu! Ah the news cycle. Love it or, hm, well, go live in Alaska somewhere with the bears. Say hi to lovely Jewel for me. So, what do we have now for Venus Dicktrap? Ah, young Colombian Viper Juicy. Hm hm. If any of you ever fantasized about Ariana Big before she went from ok to skinny to bony to skulls-and-bony AND boinkers, here's your pick! Or if you like 'em young looking, right Gus? Now I know why you like Nika. If you ever win the lottery, I'll sell you the hardcore shoot for 10 thousand quids, yeah? Her thread is here. Go lurk!

YO! Hopefully you're not in or around LA right now, amigos :P Well if you are, take care and let's hope everything will be alright. If you're popo or national guard, be careful as well. Craaaazy times we live in. Moving on to Spanish MILF Valeria Fuentes is at it and getting her little bunghole examined closely. There's also Chloe Lapiedra (you might remember her as a cum bucket in some former bukkake site now specializing in milky beverages, which has many fans going green then blue from withdrawal symptoms). Her thread is here. Whatever. Hasta la vista!

Monday! I love mondays! (Nope) My imaginary friend Matthew sent me a latex gerbil to try out on intergalactic young busty blonde runaways. Too bad I didn't have it this morning on my way to Intergalactic Fried Chick (next to White Intergalactic Castle). So, I saw that chick hovering down on the street and the sun was shining right behind her, she had evidently big boobies, long blonde hair, average face, and long legs. And no panties. (Thank you, Intergalactic Sun from the back - that was like a tiktok challenge IRL). Anyways, Britney Who Is Dutch and nicknamed Britney Dutch is taking two nice dicks at the same time for Tushy. YAY! Take it, Dutch! ;) Her thread is here

Foook. Time just flies. It wasn't so long ago that Argentinian enhanced bombshell chica Ambar Lapiedra aka Bambola started as smiling cum dumpster for Spanish bukkakeroos, including the notorious Mr Yellow (and no he's not Chinese, check it out - or not-) and now she's taking BBC on exotic islands. Yay. Ain't life a beach? :D Hola hola bambola! Her thread is here

Hello fellow decrepit vampires (and your young brides ... Mina, Aneta N., Veronika R.)! Hello cranky boomers and your sore right hand and sticky keyboard! Hello Gen-Zers and your sore right hand and sticky mobile! Yeah, well, I think I'm getting fed up of this crazy world we live in. Even Orange Man Bad and Dogefather fight now lol. Chris Williamson called it 2 months ago, though, check it out. (Yeah, can't believe someone from the reality show Love Island UK has a brain and is so smart, weird weird). So, hm, even my axolotl is looking at me strange. And he no longer has his cute smile, rather a fixed stare and teeth showing, his gills ondulating faster than usual. Well I told him not to buy that 0D straddle at 303 for TSLA yesterday :/ Or is it my meds again? Like in the great movie "Asylum Blackout" from S. Craig Zahler (Genius Director). Hum. Bah. So. You came to take a look at some updates hm? Tired of looking at all the vapid, self-centered, filtered duckface titbags on IG? Hm. Funny that you never see their dates as well, right? Odd that they're always in some posh restaurant or hotel, but always by themselves. Hmmmm. Weird weird (Cue in that cunty mouthy bitch, no no the doom goblin, the other tart - lol just imagine one second being stuck in a room with those two. If it were me, they'd have to send in SWAT and clean up crew with mops and bags). Anyhoo. Have you been to Gilgo beach? Ciudad Juarez? Belanglo forest? :D So, the hot update is Agatha Vega for TUSHYRAW and she's sticking that big sausage up her ass and she's all smiles. I don't know whaT SHE'S ON, BUT I'LL HAVE THE SAME!!! Chris Williamson and Freya India have a very interesting discussion about the sex worker girls and their future life. Speaking from experience (the chicks I know) I'd say they're pretty spot on. Anyway, her thread is HERE there's plenty of screencaps and some more info and news. And pics. And stuff.

Ahoy fellow open sea and porch pirates! Har har har. Oh yeah right there. Yeah babe, that's my wooden leg that you feel, no worries. I hope you're on the pill, though. No? Ah. Well, this makes the world go round. Ah, crazy world! Terminators are taking over the world, making zero mistakes when counting how many apples I get for delivery, crazy huh? Who would've thought? I used to watch David Vincent on TV, and think, hey that's weird I also have a deformed fourth finger! Nowadays, I think it's too late and it's not me it's everybody, fucking outer space aliens are everywhere. Nurse! My evening morphine, and my valium, thank you! Anyways, in this edition of snippo-by-the-sea, we examine the curious case of MILF Spaniard Valeria Fuentes who, like Benjamin Button, seems to get younger and younger (and better and better looking) as they time passes by. Weird weird! (Cue the insufferable irritating celebitch and her so-slappable face). Good for her, it's nice to see that money was spent on improving her physical appearance. Look at her thread and you'll see what I mean. Hasta la vista!

Guten tag Zusammen! German uber babe Dolly Dyson is again featured in Vixen's newest update, taking a nice BWC attached to a fine young dude with great physical features. Ain't life sweet? :) Well, if you want to dream a bit about nice vacation with hot babes who do you, click on the pic to head over to Vixen! Her thread is here. BLIP BLOOP Font 8 Cult leader out. I am grateful for every day's soup, and basically, every day. And so should you, even though your dick is not inside a hot babe near the pool. Been there done that, MEH :D No really ;)

What did you expect? A monster? My name's George. [...] I wasn't beaten. I wasn't molested. Mommy didn't abuse me. Daddy never raped me. I'm only what I am. And that's all there is to it! There's no mystery. Things I do, I do them because I like them! Because I want to!
Ah "8MM" from Joel Schumacher, with the great Nick Cage, Jim Gandolfini, Joaquin Phoenix (I loved him in James Gray's Two Lovers and mostly all his roles). Great movie about snuff movies. Speaking of which, here's an update with Spanish punchbag Sofia Sweet Secrett or whatever :D. Jeezus I think it's time for some intervention before they kill someone on set. Anger management? But hey, if you're looking for teammates while playing Outlast Trials, chuckle while Pleasuring The Prosecutor, and in general watch Haunt gulping down a bucket of popcorn (like I do) then you're borderline hm, you know, somewhat a ticking bomb menace for society :D Just kidding. You're certainly a well balanced individual and just enjoy rough videos to release some pressure before going to bed and after kissing your kids goodnight. Right? Right?! Sofia's forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! F8C leader over and out!