Ahoy fellow open sea and porch pirates! Har har har. Oh yeah right there. Yeah babe, that's my wooden leg that you feel, no worries. I hope you're on the pill, though. No? Ah. Well, this makes the world go round. Ah, crazy world! Terminators are taking over the world, making zero mistakes when counting how many apples I get for delivery, crazy huh? Who would've thought? I used to watch David Vincent on TV, and think, hey that's weird I also have a deformed fourth finger! Nowadays, I think it's too late and it's not me it's everybody, fucking outer space aliens are everywhere. Nurse! My evening morphine, and my valium, thank you! Anyways, in this edition of snippo-by-the-sea, we examine the curious case of MILF Spaniard
Valeria Fuentes
who, like Benjamin Button, seems to get younger and younger (and better and better looking) as they time passes by. Weird weird! (Cue the insufferable irritating celebitch and her so-slappable face). Good for her, it's nice to see that money was spent on improving her physical appearance. Look at
her thread and you'll see what I mean. Hasta la vista!