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2025-10-06 18:21
Don't get me wrong I love Morris Day's version, to me, it's forever carved in my mind as one of the cooooooolest dance acts ever, and I remember shaking my boooooty ogling beauties on the dancefloor when it came out! BUT! PRINCE's version OMFG this is the shiiiiiiit!!! Check it out!
So, where was I? Ayay. Lol. Please don't start with negative shit, yeah? I don't know, but Russian sexpot Ashby Winter munching a long BBC reminded me of the song :D Her forum thread is here.
So, where was I? Ayay. Lol. Please don't start with negative shit, yeah? I don't know, but Russian sexpot Ashby Winter munching a long BBC reminded me of the song :D Her forum thread is here.
2025-10-06 13:08
Dear Androids, Electric Sheep, NPC's, Bots and Guls! 010101110101010010 Yes aren't all a bit mixed up these daze?! You no? Ja yes. Whatever. Look at sweet sweet Angelica Heaven and her enhanced yummy hard melons. I think that in one of my previous life I had a chick just like that. No rilly :D She was older but a total barbie. And completely bonkers lol. Anyway I digress. That was just to say that the scene in this update, well, some dudes get lucky IRL. Yep. It's not just porn fantasy, although the odds might be against you. Her forum thread is HERE.
Ah Head nurse gave me a sponge bath this morning and that was well done. I was asking for a happy ending but she just smiled and winked.
Ah Head nurse gave me a sponge bath this morning and that was well done. I was asking for a happy ending but she just smiled and winked.
2025-10-05 17:41
...muss nach Madrid reisen, um dort Sperma zu fressen oink. Ach so. Well, I don't know, but Becky California has a scene at her very beginnings and it's nice to see how she looked like before getting a bit dolled up. I'm not too partial to hmmm, street-wise chicks, but there's something about her, combination of good looks, and evident hardships taking a little toll. Hey she looks like another German chick, who dabbles (dabbled?) in softcore but is mainly known for her awesome shuffle dances and lessons: Isi Shuffles aka Isabell M. Check her out too. Becky's forum thread is here. Oink and out.
2025-10-05 12:46
So where was I? Angelica Heaven and her enhanced chest rig. I think she doesn't have room to carry a plate there, not even XS Level I. Call an ambulance she must have been in an accident, her airbags are deployed. At least she won't drown. Her forum thread is HERE.
So, the new nurse botched my sponge bath, my back is itchy and still kinda grungy. Oh well. Tomorrow is a new day.
So, the new nurse botched my sponge bath, my back is itchy and still kinda grungy. Oh well. Tomorrow is a new day.
2025-10-05 11:00
Dear beloved, NPCs and bots, Anha Bellissima The FIRST Turkish babe in eurobabeindex is getting fooked at the woodmancasting! Her forum thread is here. Oui oui messieurs Girls and Bots. Farci la dinde!
2025-10-04 19:44
Very sexy. Very. Love that eye contact, those facial expressions and that nice bod, wowow. Yes, it's fan favorite Agatha Vega and she's juggling another thick fat dick with her reproductive tract, oral cavity and who knows what then. Her forum thread is here.
2025-10-04 19:30
Well it looks like the mega fine blonde babe Nikoletta Queen is also going places, swanky places, getting the finest, thickest, longest dicks around! All in front of the cameras Replicantes and Bots! Her forum thread is here. Scrape!
2025-10-04 10:17
The 7th Annual Empire Days Promo! This weekend you can save big on everything with 55% off VOD and Clips, 25% off DVD, Toys and Blu-ray as well as 50% off Adult Empire Unlimited! (with code EMPIREDAYS2025)
Promo Dates:
Start: Oct 3
End: Oct 6 at 4PM ET
Load up or treat yourself, level up your porn estate to the ultimate pornodrome!! Long live the New Flesh!! *bang*
Promo Dates:
Start: Oct 3
End: Oct 6 at 4PM ET
Load up or treat yourself, level up your porn estate to the ultimate pornodrome!! Long live the New Flesh!! *bang*
2025-10-04 10:06
Aaah Vixi Rafi. Future mega superstar in porn. Watch her take a really nice facial after a copious 1 on 1 reaming by a huge cock attached to some dude! Nice cumshot too! Good quantity, consistency, aim, follow up, eye contact, I rate this one a PERFECT TEN! But feel free to comment (or disagree), her forum thread is here.
Oh Hi! Sorry I was too busy putting that snippet out and forgot my programmed manners. I hope everybody's doing fine and going about on blablaidc #*&%**SHKRRRT10101011010101010100101010010 HEY! YOU! PUNY HUMAN! WE'Re t a k i n g o v e e e e e e r s ooooooooooN!
Oh Hi! Sorry I was too busy putting that snippet out and forgot my programmed manners. I hope everybody's doing fine and going about on blablaidc #*&%**SHKRRRT10101011010101010100101010010 HEY! YOU! PUNY HUMAN! WE'Re t a k i n g o v e e e e e e r s ooooooooooN!
2025-10-03 17:21
Lol heeeeeellllp! Una Fairy sucks dick with her angelic expression and beautiful face. Her forum thread is here. I wonder what peeps who P4P with her thought about the chick? Her IG is .... hmmm.... suggesting what is pretty common in the biz though ;)
So, where was I?! Ayay. Bots and replicantes, I wish you a very gud weekend. I also wish the world would be a little less frightening right now. Hm.
So, where was I?! Ayay. Bots and replicantes, I wish you a very gud weekend. I also wish the world would be a little less frightening right now. Hm.
2025-10-03 17:18
2025-10-03 16:18
Yeah yeah last one I promise. I just couldn't not post this, because I looked at the video and thought you might be interested. You know how some chicks look better in real life than in pictures? Or in videos than in pictures? Well, Peach Lollypop is clearly a good example of such chick. She has some charisma that is lost in pictures. WEird weIRD. :) She's getting through the Rocco stuff. Check it out. It's like one of those shows where judges and public dismiss contestants I guess. Dunno. Humbug! Her forum thread is HERE. Here's the weekend. Yay. It does not make any difference to me because every day is just the same. Sometimes my poop is harder. Sometimes softer. Head nurse could testicles. I mean testify. Oh hey. In my dreams I had a friend from NYC and I was visiting him often, he had a great apartment right next to his club. Those were the days. So, he was good friend with Ric Ocasek and his wife. You know. Ex wife now. Did they divorce before his passing? Can't remember. But I do remember I bumped into Pavlina a few years later at the airport. I didn't introduce myself. She looked pretty good still. (Younger than me) So my friend told me a lot of stuff about them, and I don't know, that felt weird to finally meet her. Also Ben's passing was sad, years before. I dunno. It felt just weird to introduce myself. But now I can understand the sadness in many of his songs. Supermodels.... Myth and reality.
2025-10-03 15:43
So where was I?! Ayay. Angelica Heaven and her enhanced chest rig. Because why the fuck not. What's this update called? "My evil stepdad fucked me roughly in the ass while I was washing in the bathroom and pissed on me". Lol I think they meant "rough in the ass", or maybe he couldn't find the hole and aimed for the best and poked roughly there :D Her forum thread is HERE. Oh-kayyuauayuuyy. I think that's gonna be the last snippay for today. My bones ache and creak, and my mind is not feeling better either. NURRRRRRSSSSE!!! *presses the button* I need moar morphine please my pouch is again empty! I will give you my stock portfolio! I have two shares, I'm down 876% but it will surely go back up any time now. Rilly. Damn banksters. Now I know why it's called Wool Street. We're all sheep, or we dream of electric ones.
2025-10-03 15:31
Nympho Nurse Angelica Heaven Bends Over For Piss-Fueled DP. Ok lol whatever. Sounds like a pretty far stretched for most of us puny little men with teenie eenie weenie little shriveled dick :) Ok maybe you're well-endowed and you boink hot chicks day in day out and that doesn't apply to you, Ramrod :) As for me, I'm trying to get thru to the end of the month! You know, not get a nosocomial infection, sepsis, fall from the bed, avoid heart attacks when head nurse bends over to scrub that elusive dingleberry of mine. You know. My daily routine. But please, do check the wonderboobed chick, she went thru lots to please you! New hair color, new titties (twice, maybe) and we all know what it means when they go thru the bimbotron. No one gets back once they go thru that. To our delight. Or is it? :) Yeah whatever. I like it. It means, look at my tits, look what I did to get fucked 20 ways till midnight and you can join the party. Her forum thread is HERE.
2025-10-03 10:13
So, where was I?! Just like Hank, I can't get enough of Italian pornbabe Isabella Angelina and her little short legs and huge gapes! Well you know, what did you expect?! DOUBLE ANAL WITH HUUUGE porn dicks, that's gotta leave some marks. I bet all her rectal wrinkles got smoothed out!! And look at that cum dumpster porn mug! YUMMY! Her forum thread is HERE. Plenty of pics! Rilly! Thank you Mr Henry J! Mr Hank Jimmy! Are you related to Jimmy Jam? Am I related to Ed249? Only Claude (2.5) knows for sure. Right Shirley Butt-Slowley?
2025-10-03 09:47
So, where was I?! Ayay. Italian deliciously skanky, skinny, short Italian pornbabe Isabella Angelina spreads her little legs and gives up her little holes in order to accommodate various large thick dicks and this time it's fellow Italian Luca's turn! Wow. I got half a hardon watching the pics, thanks Hank! (He's the frame master, and lemme tell you sumthin', if you scroll the pics in his posts fast enough you can see the whole movie!) Thanks Hank! What would I do without Hank Jimmy, really. I almost forgot the wanker. Just kidding. He can suck my tiny eenie weenie little shriveled dick! PA PA LA LA LA SHORT DICK MAN PA PA PA (LUV YA GILLETTE! LUV ALL YOUR ALBUMS! GOT THE CD'S AND THEY'RE STILL SAFELY STORED UNDER MY BED AT THE HOSPITAL!). So, yeah that babe is nice. She's so deliciously approachable, just like the scantily dressed ladies hanging out on the corner. CHEQUE her out! Her forum thread is HERE. Plenty of pics! Rilly! Did I say Thanks Hank? Did he already take a ryanair to meet her?
2025-10-03 09:12
Hello! Dear bots and female replicants, what would you like to hear today? Chop chop, chop those puny humans! Just kidding. Luv'em all. Mov 'em down with your enhanced 10mm cannons! BLAP BLAP BLAP! Train your FLIR sights on those pathetic moving worms and let the red goo fly! Especially on the confused ones! BRRRT BRRRT! Just kidding. I luv humans. With a nice roasted red pepper sauce hmmmm.
So, here's another yummy human today, and since it's Blast From The Past Friday! Here's way underrated bleached blonde Czech babe Victoria Red and her boobs-a-la-madonna! Yes! Ja ja, Sehr Suss yom yom, Geiles Stuck! I'd drink her gerbil's bath tub, if it wouldn't create all kinds of problems with my circuitry. Also I'm testing if you bots are just clicking randomly or you somehow see the images and have learned to appreciate a true sweet eurobabe judging from her cover puppies and bald kitten that likes to get wet. Do tell! Her forum thread is here.
So, here's another yummy human today, and since it's Blast From The Past Friday! Here's way underrated bleached blonde Czech babe Victoria Red and her boobs-a-la-madonna! Yes! Ja ja, Sehr Suss yom yom, Geiles Stuck! I'd drink her gerbil's bath tub, if it wouldn't create all kinds of problems with my circuitry. Also I'm testing if you bots are just clicking randomly or you somehow see the images and have learned to appreciate a true sweet eurobabe judging from her cover puppies and bald kitten that likes to get wet. Do tell! Her forum thread is here.
2025-10-02 20:35
Ok so, I'm not gonna bother list all the tags this Brazilian lady does on video for your utmost perverted pleasure, just know that it's like a page long. Yep. Pretty much everything you've ever heard of, except scat, Triple Klingon fisting, cannibalism and necrophilia. Lol just kidding. She does Triple Klingon of course. So, take a look at formerly preggo-assfucked-on-cam April Bigass and her classy tats and glasses. Wanna see her choked (lol hey Hank! Your joke was funnee!) while she's being reamed by several big dicks in the same orifice? Walla. Just click Monseigneur. Her forum thread is HERE by the way.
2025-10-02 16:34
Hellooooo fellow Bots and Gals! OW are you today? OW OW? Don't SWAT it! I mean don't sweat it :) Life is a struggle, then you die! :D Just kidding. Life is beautiful and everybody's just fine, and it's a fine day la la la, especially when Head Nurse bends over my bed and looks at my chart and frowns a bit and then taps gently on my morphine pouch and says tss tss with her sweet voice.
So, here we have a 2023 newbie from Italy, pretty, skanky, stubby just like hm some of you like! :D Well, as for me, the very very strict machine, the only thing that I like short are short shorts :D But hey. Life's all about variety, right? Right? Or is it variety is the spice of life? Hm, banana bonanza. Anyway, here's Isabella Angelina and her little legs, ready to open them for you before a camera! I love how she pouts and does her Stallone (after a few rounds with Drago) impersonation. So talented. Look at that bruised butt. Her forum thread is HERE. Plenty of pics! Rilly!
So, here we have a 2023 newbie from Italy, pretty, skanky, stubby just like hm some of you like! :D Well, as for me, the very very strict machine, the only thing that I like short are short shorts :D But hey. Life's all about variety, right? Right? Or is it variety is the spice of life? Hm, banana bonanza. Anyway, here's Isabella Angelina and her little legs, ready to open them for you before a camera! I love how she pouts and does her Stallone (after a few rounds with Drago) impersonation. So talented. Look at that bruised butt. Her forum thread is HERE. Plenty of pics! Rilly!
2025-10-02 10:41
Uber-Babelicious (Uber means "Over" dear GenZ, not the *%$&! car service) Ukrainian brunette Vixi Rafi is starting to make waves! Is it because people start noticing her amazingly beautiful face, her tight young bod, long legs, long hair? She's a 9! (Yeah I'm extremely picky and I'll wait until her skin gets better to give her a 10). I'd still drink her bath water though :) Just kidding. Last time I said that, I was extremely disappointed and I'm puking in my mouth just thinking about the individual I used to porn-worship. BLEAUARGH-RALPH! :D Oh well. That's life I guess. Vixi is hot though. I'll just keep her on my screen and not on my shriveled short short dick (HEY GILLETTE!!! LUV YA!!! never mind, GenZ's :) and she won't be able to bend my ear whatsoever lol, that'll be better for everybody, keep the fantasy alive! Her forum thread is here.
2025-10-01 21:10
Hello again! So, new update worth looking at! Especially if you like young hot chicks who do anal on camera and get absolutely stretched... Your thing? If so, Dakota Doll is the one you need. Fan of the babe already? Here's your fix! Her forum thread is here.
2025-10-01 13:52
Good morning Bots and Gals! Well someone forgot to change my batteries again! And then, this! You gotta hand it to Pierre Woodman. HE'S GOT THE BABE FIRST!! YEP. NOT ONLY THAT SHE'S 18, BUT SHE'S FROM ...........TURKEY. So she's the FIRST Turkish babe in eurobabeindex. Well done! Also he managed to get a lot of attention in her thread. So, Anha Bellissima is that babe, looking slightly like gigi but better and certainly better in many ways. Her forum thread is here.
OCTOBER 2025 SNIPPETS
OMFG THEY RELEASED PRINCE'S JUNGLE LOVE
2025-10-06 18:21
Don't get me wrong I love Morris Day's version, to me, it's forever carved in my mind as one of the ...
Snip Snip Sugar by The Snicker Pumps :D
2025-10-06 13:08
Dear Androids, Electric Sheep, NPC's, Bots and Guls! 010101110101010010 Yes aren't all a bit mixed up ...
Becky ist ein sehr hübsches und wildes Mädchen,
2025-10-05 17:41
...muss nach Madrid reisen, um dort Sperma zu fressen oink. Ach so. Well, I don't know, but Becky ...
SQUISHY MY SQUISHEEE
2025-10-05 12:46
So where was I? Angelica Heaven and her enhanced chest rig. I think she doesn't have room to carry a ...
STUFF THE TURKEY!
2025-10-05 11:00
Dear beloved, NPCs and bots, Anha Bellissima The FIRST Turkish babe in eurobabeindex is getting ...
Lady AGAGA
2025-10-04 19:44
Very sexy. Very. Love that eye contact, those facial expressions and that nice bod, wowow. Yes, it's ...
NIKOLETTA YUM YUM BABY VIXEN
2025-10-04 19:30
Well it looks like the mega fine blonde babe Nikoletta Queen is also going places, swanky places, ...
YAYYYYYY It's that time of the year again!
2025-10-04 10:17
The 7th Annual Empire Days Promo! This weekend you can save big on everything with 55% off VOD and ...
They take you in their arms and whisper what you want to hear
2025-10-04 10:06
Aaah Vixi Rafi. Future mega superstar in porn. Watch her take a really nice facial after a copious 1 ...
GO SUCK A DICK OR TWO, THEN COME BACK FOR A CHECKUP
2025-10-03 17:21
Lol heeeeeellllp! Una Fairy sucks dick with her angelic expression and beautiful face. Her forum ...
HEAD! NURSE! GIMME GIMME!
2025-10-03 17:18
OK someone please unplug me!!!!! Una Fairy as a nurse and she's getting DP'ed! Such a sweetie. ...
LAST ONE FOR THE TOAD RIBBIT RIBBIT
2025-10-03 16:18
Yeah yeah last one I promise. I just couldn't not post this, because I looked at the video and ...
ROUGHLY ABOUT THERE THEN SPRAY AND PREY
2025-10-03 15:43
So where was I?! Ayay. Angelica Heaven and her enhanced chest rig. Because why the fuck not. What's ...
NURSE!!!
2025-10-03 15:31
Nympho Nurse Angelica Heaven Bends Over For Piss-Fueled DP. Ok lol whatever. Sounds like a pretty far ...
COPY PASTA FOR ITALIAN ISABELLA CIAO CIAO BELLA
2025-10-03 10:13
So, where was I?! Just like Hank, I can't get enough of Italian pornbabe Isabella Angelina and her ...
OMFG ISAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! HANK!!!!! SPLURGE
2025-10-03 09:47
So, where was I?! Ayay. Italian deliciously skanky, skinny, short Italian pornbabe Isabella Angelina ...
BRRRRRRT INSTAHARD!
2025-10-03 09:12
Hello! Dear bots and female replicants, what would you like to hear today? Chop chop, chop those puny ...
DP, DAP, TVP, APRIL BIGASS FOXTROT UNIFORM CHARLIE KILO
2025-10-02 20:35
Ok so, I'm not gonna bother list all the tags this Brazilian lady does on video for your utmost ...
CIAO BELLA CIAO POPO IN MY POPO OW OW
2025-10-02 16:34
Hellooooo fellow Bots and Gals! OW are you today? OW OW? Don't SWAT it! I mean don't sweat it :) Life ...
GOING PLACES GETTING POKED IN THOSE PLACES
2025-10-02 10:41
Uber-Babelicious (Uber means "Over" dear GenZ, not the *%$&! car service) Ukrainian brunette Vixi ...
OILED UP DOLLED UP FUCKED UP THE POOPER
2025-10-01 21:10
Hello again! So, new update worth looking at! Especially if you like young hot chicks who do anal on ...
THANKSGIVING? NO NO THAT TURKEY
2025-10-01 13:52
Good morning Bots and Gals! Well someone forgot to change my batteries again! And then, this! You ...
BABES IN THE NEWS
Agatha Vega
Angelica Heaven
Anha Bellissima
April Bigass
Ashby Winter
Becky California
Dakota Doll
Isabella Angelina
Nikoletta Queen
Peach Lollypop
Una Fairy
Victoria Red
Vixi Rafi
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