WAU WOW WOUA!
mommy? why does everybody have a bomb?!
Hello and welcome to a new episode of ebi snippets raw! Uh I know, the picture is recycled, but hey, these days, with Gerta Dumburg and all the green zombies, I'd better do something for the planet!
Anyhoo, flipping thru my fake IG account where I peep on the vapid, self-centered, vanity-fueled silicon-filled empty-headed Dubai Porta-Potties, it looks like 2024 is off with a bang! Well, sometimes, literally, unfortunately.
I just wanted to report on the progress of things. I'm actively ... contemplating the state of my credit card debt (I have a black Apex, with the RFID chip glowing green and white when I spend more than a month's wager at the Cosmo, and glowing red when I get comp'ed free meals and stays at the Aria with my buddies Dan and Steve and Mr White). Other than that, I should work today on enabling some 3-letter tech acronym so that the new site finally does what it should :)
Ah, technology. No wonder I need meat pillows and eye candies to rest like the armchair warrior that I am! Ok I'm off to dreaming I'm a n alpha from team Sigma, have toned shiny muscle-y body and girls look at me wherever I go! Don't wake me up, especially if there's a little DND sign on the side of my wheelchair.