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Stock Aitken Waterman Gold
Pure fucking bliss.
McKinley High shirt
A guy on eBay sells a replica of the McKinley High gym shirt. Super hardcore.
Millionaire - Paradisiac
Belgium is no longer known for Walter Burns and 2 Many DJs alone.
Sneaux shoes
Sponsored by Steve-o. 'Nough said.
Director's Series vol. 4 - 7
This is the shit. Jonathan Glazer's dvd even includes a snippet from Sexy Beast!
But if you ask for a rise no surprise if they're givin' none away.
THE OPTIMUS KEYBOARD
I cannot believe how gorgeous this keyboard is. How cool is the eMule key? Top gear.
B&O BEOSOUND 2
Breathtakingly beautiful. And for 600 bucks they don't even provide the memory card. It's an EXTRA. And no display whatsoever.
A mere 500 GBP will get you a nice pair of ultra-limited A Bathing Ape/Adidas shoes.
THE COMPLETE BLACKADDER
This one's pretty cheap. All four series of the funniest series ever in one nice package.
ABLETON LIVE 5
Your friends rely on you for good mix tapes and cool party music? Use the best software available! It will cost you 499 eu (rad Live mousepad included). Oh, right, you will also need the mandatory Apple PowerBook.
It featured fantastic gags (the Austrian studio sidekicks, the flip-flop'ed b&w speakers, "I've only fucked her in the bum, because it was you").
But best of all was the "Coke Badger". Almost beats your average giant bunny.
She'll be missed.
Described by the one and only TT-Boy as "beautiful but a pain in the ass", she hasn't been this wild since the Superfuckers days, when we used to know her as Nikolette.
A gem in the Handsonhardcore collection.
I still can't believe the news.
A big hug to his family, and to Jeff, with whom Peter made Internet history.
So spoke one of our Men in Prague.
I'll go out on a limb and state that they had good, clean fun.
Stay tuned for a complete report from EBI's own Nop (check Bunny's Lair).
He's now the official King of New Babetown.
There, he scouts for sexy locals, like our girl Marina, a total newbie with enthralling eyes and sexy bod.
Thanks to both of them for sending their love our way. Purrrrr, purrrrrr. Much appreciated.
Also, Nop got bold and unveiled his labor of love.
By the way, our kids are in Prague wreaking havoc. More stories and general mayhem to come.
By the way, how long before I run out of puns for my subject titles here? This one's really hardcore.
Anyway. First full hc layout for our little white hope. But... a nagging doubt is haunting us now: boyfriend-only? Another one?!
Thus sang the Fat Boy.
Summer's gone, but you can still load these ones up in your fucking iPod and pretend:
Salsoul Orchestra & Loleatta Holloway - Runaway
Years go by, but this track still shines. A voice that soars the skies. No wonder she's the most sampled woman on the planet.
Barbara Acklin - Am I The Same Girl
A lovely evergreen.
Bob Sinclair feat. Gary Pine - Love Generation (Club Mix)
One of last summer's huge anthems, whether you spent your summer on sunny beaches or working or wondering how your life got so fucked up in the first place.
Supafly vs. Fishbowl - Let's Get Down (Full Intention Radio Edit)
See above.
Ernesto vs. Bastian - Dark Side of the Moon
Ditto.
DannII vs. Flowerpower Minogue - You Won't Forget About Me
A great track from The Princess's sister.
Jamiroquai - Seven Days In Sunny June (Steve Mac Classic Mix)
Top song from Jay, gorgeous house remix by Steve Mac, hinting at the great garage sound of MAW and Todd The God.
Masters At Work presents India - To Be In Love (Original MAW Mix)
Hed Kandi celebrates their 50th compilation with this classic from the MAW boys and the heavenly voiced songstress.
Mylo vs. Miami Sound Machine - Doctor Pressure (Dirty Club Mix)
Bootleg fun.
Juliet - Ride The Pain (Thin White Duke Remix)
He produces Madonna. He remixes Brittney. Jacques Lu Cont is shit hot.
Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix)
I wouldn't touch a Prodigy's track with a stick but this Pendulum remix is an instant classic.
Depeche Mode - Precious (Sasha's Spooky Mix Edit)
Progressive is not exactly cool nowadays. But I still love Sasha's super epic sounds as I'm still fond of Martin Gore's songwriting, despite people moaning about DM not being as great as they used to be and blah blah blah.
Ok, that's about it.
"When the summer's gone and the room is cold, when you're looking at the rain and it just won't go, remember when the sun was hot and high above, remember when the days were long and we were in love"
We'll miss the fucker but it's not that big a deal either.
That'll learn us. Backup seems to be the hardest word.
One of the prettiest must be this (unnamed) horny little cutie from the Budapest BoobieParade. I don't know how to explain it. Actually, I can't. Hungarian girls just have a "quality".
"Unfortunately - due to the safety precautions of the organizers - we weren't able to see a single pussy on this year's Budapest Parade. But we've seen much more young, innocent titties than ever!"
(PS: a birdie told us she might not be legal yet, so hands off)
Guess what was featured as "Hip Link of the Week" in the latest ADT's Weekly Fix... World domination is just around the corner.
My new personal hero is Jacques Lu Cont, aka Les Rythmes Digitales, aka Zoot Woman, aka Whirlpool Production, aka Stuart Price, the moniker under which he produced one of the hottest albums around, Juliet's "Random Order", one to have.
SEPTEMBER 2005 SNIPPETS
You know you want them: Stock Aitken Waterman Gold Pure fucking bliss. McKinley High shirt A guy on ...
With Bloodhound Gang devoting a song to Ralph Wiggum, Sbando Boy doesn't feel that underappreciated ...
The ever-excellent Pink'o just announced Brigi's new feature, the aptly titled Money Pleasure. But if ...
As promised, Edelweiss delivers a bb/g in her brand new dvd, "Magica". Nothing special, really. But ...
You want to waste your daddy's fortune and you dunno how to do it? Let me lend you a hand. THE ...
Lucy Lee delivers an amazing performance in the latest Asstraffic set. ...
"It's All Gone Pete Tong" was a great flick, way beyond my wildest expectations. It featured ...
Fantastic pic spotted by our man gergõ at party.hu. Picture of the month. ...
As you might already know, Ursula Cavalcanti just passed away. She'll be missed. ...
The babe formerly known as Lolita is back, as you already know, and she means business. Described by ...
So long Peter, dear friend of mine, Master of Babes, one of my first bookmarks ever. I still can't ...
"If I weren't me I'd hate myself! This weekend went soooo well, it's amazing. I got so lucky :0)" So ...
God bless our sweet friend Joachim Kessef. He's now the official King of New Babetown. There, he ...
Who's tall, blonde an gorgeous and answers your questions in the Eurobabetalk forum? Well, not me, ...
Oh, I really love this shot, with Eva doing some face cleaning. Good girl. By the way, how long ...
"Drive your car down to the sea, all the while you build a scheme, take her hand and walk on with ...
Our log file got damaged for some reason. We'll miss the fucker but it's not that big a deal either. ...
I could tell you about the most unlikely of comebacks, but I can't. Oh, fuck. ...
Well, me sad because Pierre forgot about us. But me VERY HAPPY cos the SEX CITY preview posted on ...
She's our cover-girl and our latest addition. In one word, Jordan Green (or whatever her name is) is ...
There are more pretty girls in Hungary than dead cells in my brain, and that's saying a lot. One of ...
We created a monster... A giant bunny-monster with fuzzy ears. Guess what was featured as "Hip Link ...
Everybody is choosing their favorite summer/Ibiza track for 2005. So my pick would be "Dreams" by the ...
Our wonderful Gili is back, courtesy of the Pixandvideo gang. Rejoice! ...
BABES IN THE NEWS
Edelweiss
Elinor
Gili Sky
Jordan Green
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