LOL... probably figured with her "produce" and "assets", perhaps a husband would make for a more $ecure future than a loving zucchini squash caressing her poop chute...
Then the hubby's shyster sends a nastygram to our good buds @EBI, and the "dry cleaning" and revisionist history begins.
Me, I say let an unmarried woman do whatever she wants, up until age 28, then allow her to ask the gov't for a whole new identity, possible hair and nose changes, laser-zap those tell-tale moles and birthmarks...

Yep, yep, yep... even American gals would be a LOT more frisky, if they KNEW FOR CERTAIN their carefree young "ho'in' around" days would never catch up to them.

We ALL benefit... a win-win as they say. Hard to believe that not one French or Italian politician has yet run on that platform.
