Before she ended up at dogfart getting poked and spermed by a bunch of brothers from the hood, then getting gigantic weird tattoos all over her body, Abigail Johnson was a pretty normal babe, if normal applies. Ok, she was a bit out there sometimes, but nothing out of the ordinary. Look at this cute smile, this is truly a candid pic.

Okay kids, here's the thing. If you have not heard of the notorious site PREMIUMBUKKAKE.COM you probably lived in your parents' basement without internet and on planet mars. Its forum thread itself is the most active, most debated and most fervent thread since EBI forum inception! People are mercilessly debating goo purity and quantity/viscosity, video white balance and color grading affecting the sperm appearance, and of course the girls themselves. They're a bunch of former solo girls or unknown, and in the new phase of the site, they secured a new batch of talent: ultra slutty rising pornstar Ria Sun and most recently Tina Kay. Yes, the sexiest pornstar on the planet, all-natural with a hard body to die for, and the attitude of a maneater (which she seems to be). Watch her consume 68 loads, getting also fucked anal and DP to appease the non-gokkun customers :) Long live the new Premiumbukkake!

That one is a very long story. More stuff than in a soap op. Thrills and chills. Psychopaths, con men, betrayals, turncoats, weasels, you name it you have it. Eternal battle of Good vs Evil. Hot chicks. Luscious models. Blonde sluts. I probably forgot something but it does not matter, nobody reads these anyway

Hey I bet you've never seen casting pics like those. Or have you? I was cleaning up my laptop when I found this pic of SHARKA BLUE. I remember it fondly. I had no idea who that tiny chick was, but she was too child-like for my taste. Little did I know that she was already routinely ass pumping black dicks and sucking dongs with ardent fervor for a living. Ooh.

Kids, here's some fresh (a couple hours) news from the porn world, mainly Prague where the adult summit just finished and where VICTORIA PURE got a good dose of pink sausage up her kitty, then more sauce in the end to wash everything off. Thanks to Cel for the video, which is on EBI twitter. Just click the link and turn down the sound, she's a screamer :)

Kids, you may be aware that there's a lot of unsavory characters out there. Yep, bullies, meanies, satanists, maniacs, motherfucking lying psychopaths, and the list goes on. If you've ever been confronted to any of them, you probably had to choose between running away or fighting. But there's another possibility. You might have witnessed those evil dudes preying on to someone else. Then your choice was to either do nothing or help the victim. I hope you did what I think is right. Unfortunately, some of us do not choose the right option. That's why so many people have asked me if EBI is a piece of shit sold to another piece of shit, or if we're just crazy fuckers with multiple personality disorder. I'm always tempted to answer something in between. The truth is, evil exists and will exist alongside good forever. It's just up to us to do the right thing. So, rise up and fight the monsters. You've seen them, you know them. Bogeyman. Candy man. Slender Man. PeeWee Herman :D
Anyway, since I have not posted a snippet in ages, here's rarified beauty Andrea in all her firm oily butt glory.