Q: I stopped shooting DAPs and converted to borokabablabla religion, can I
be removed from EBI? The monks' frocks are getting tighter every time I pass
by and this upsets Mother Borodulu.
A: no. We don't believe in religion anyway.
Q: My [mom and dad/neighbours/friends] got an email with a link to my EBI
model page. They say that ATM is not healthy and when I'm banging 30 jungle
dudes, I look a bit tarty. Please remove me from EBI.
A: no. We think that the "airtight" look suits you perfectly.
Q: I retired (a year ago/3 days ago/20 years ago) and you don't have my
permission to publish my photos, you scumbags. Remove me from your free
amateur website or my [lawyer will sue you/boyfriend will send you menacing
emails/agent will be upset]
A: no. And get a clue, you dumb airhead. We'll remove you for free when you
send us free money. Yes? Yes?
Q: My classmates are sending my videos and photos to the whole school.
Please remove me from EBI. I never asked to be there anyway!
A: no. If you studied just a little bit more, you would have understood the
terms of the model release you signed before getting assfucked on camera for
a load of cash. You know, that paragraph that says something like "you
forfeit all rights to your image and representation..." and "the
photographer and affiliate companies are entitled to depict you in any
manner they choose".
Q: Why does EBI publish my pics and videos on the internet?? You guys are
not even professionals and your site sucks! I will call the police if you
don't stop now! You understand, you assholes?
A: hahaha. YOU suck, go blow Joe Schmoe, and come back when you have a
slight idea of what's going on. From experience we know that it is useless
to explain how things work to retarded chicks. I'll write a "Porn modelling
for dummies" and get back to you. [Bunny: "Hey Nop, what do you think of
this one?" Nop: "Negative IQ, Roger" Sbando: "She even posed for Penthouse
for X' sake!!" Frigo: "Hey she's hot!"]
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