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by Bunny Darko
2006-09-30 20:44
If you were like me, you probably never really noticed how many czech girl there are on Paulmarkhamteens.com... I took a look, and holly molly. Seems like the whole czech EBI roster went thru his Brno studio, and half of them are not even in the 'dex! Dang. That's gonna give us a lot of work to index all these little muffins.
by sbando
2006-09-30 10:09
Off the press, again:

the latest Hot Vidéo features the much anticipated behind-the-scene report on X-Calibur, 8 pages of pix, stories and clever banter from the Spider himself. Many insights on the second bitter divorce from Milton's lot and on Pierre's new project, Woodman Entertainment. Nice full page ad (click on the thumb).

In the Euro News section: from the set of Private's X-Girls, Nikki Rider announces her (unexpected) retirement.

With the mag comes a new Hard A La Carte dvd, but no "secret stash" material, this time.
by sbando
2006-09-26 17:21
As by tradition, I'm going to pick one track for the summer of 2006.
Last year, we had all kinds of anthems, cheesy floorfillers and instant classics. This summer, well, not so lucky.
But one song stands out: DJ Shadow's "This Time".
As usual, Shadow is the king of diggin': 'This Time (I'm Gonna Try It My Way)' employs an inspiring sampled vocal lifted from a 40-year old reel discovered in a disused studio."
The track has a timeless feel (partially explained by the anecdote above) and a positive vibe, even if you've missed the soul train for good, just like me.

Funny aside: my "summer" big one wasn't actually released until mid September. Funny how things go.
by sbando
2006-09-24 16:45

Sex City 3 ia available for pre-order. It's the last chance to admire the wonderful Xenia Lova. Release Date: 10/09/06.
by root
2006-09-22 13:48
Thanks to all the no-life, sister-shagging losers who were stealing our bandwidth, we had to implement a confirmation code for our guestbook (the comment pages), the most free and open section of our site, where, in theory, only one rule applies, behave yourself and be happy.
If you think it's a drastic measure and that webmasters are always too uptight and paranoid when it comes to bandwidth leeching, then you should try updating one of our pages while all these fucking bots are in action.
A spammer relies on the fact that a sucker is born every minute. But what are these bot kids trying to accomplish? No, seriously. By the way, bot losers, do you know why your mothers seem so happy all of the sudden? It might have something to do with your new Jamaican neighbors (all 11 of them) and their dog.
by sbando
2006-09-20 15:28
by jimmy olsen
2006-09-19 12:03

W, o and mothereffin' w: straight from our Maestro, here's a taste of the first X-Calibur report, a fantastic report full of pics and insights, the way mom (and HV!) used to make. If you want to read it, buy the next Hot Vidéo.

A few interesting snippets:

• It's going to be a full-on porn war: "I'm disappointed by Private and Berth Milton"
• As we already know, Nella couldn't make it and Pierre comments: "A real pity... I gave Private her number but I asked them 'no anal, please', as she has promised her butthole to me"
Katka's contract girl persona will be "Caylan Curtis". Pierre calls her "the new Jenna" (!)
• Alain Deloin is going to play Merlin

As always, many thanks to our friend and master and to Simon Clébert and Hot Vidéo.
by Bunny
2006-09-18 21:27
Actually, I SAW a (up to now) very young, luscious czech softcore model go from solo to... anal, DP, and last sunday, DP plus double-pussy-penetration.
Our friends at karupspc landed the exclusive hot shoots.
Who's the babe? :) An 18-year-old czech brunette, listed in here.
by sbando
2006-09-17 17:43

Not a typo! It's the BAPE watch, as in "famous people wearing BAPE" (A Bathing Ape, that is).

In the episode of Entourage where Turtle pursues his "limiteds" (limited Nike shoes designed by Fukijama) we see DJ AM and one of the guys waiting outside the store sporting Bape goods. And the whole episode is a tribute to cool (and way too expensive) brands. (Entourage and its characters belong to HBO)

(If you're aware of any BAPE lover, or if you've spotted some celebrity waving the ape flag, let me know.)
by sbando
2006-09-17 16:13

Look at the 2006 Ficeb's list of stars. We are proud! Btw, that's the one and ONLY jennifer-stone.com. Beware of imitators.
by Eerie Bunny
2006-09-14 21:08
News addicts, rejoice. Vasek from Absolute Stars modeling agency will open his news website next week. Yay!
by sbando
2006-09-11 10:23

So if Hef and the Playboy gods don't mind, here's Katka's glorious cover, courtesy of one of our homies.
In case you're wondering, Katka is wearing the yellow "mini bikini" designed, manufactured and sold exclusively by THE-BIKINI.COM. Yeah, more ultra hot sexy outfits for beach bunnies there...:)
by sbando
2006-09-08 17:29

Pierre is our daddy! Our friends at Hot Vidéo announced the deal of the year: fan fave Kathy/Katka is Woodman Entertainment's first contract girl, three years for a whoppin' 100.000 $ a year (what?).
Once X-Calibur is completed, the man himself will discuss this and other matters with our own Noproblemo.

On unrelated news: this must be old history to most of you, but HV also informs us that Bibi Bulgari's contact with Pink'o just expired. Plus, pictures of Katsumi and Melissa with their new boobs and an interview with one of my all time favorites, Stormy Daniels.
by Hoppity Bunny
2006-09-07 18:41
Mellie (remember the babe?) is scheduled to deliver her baby boy on 9/11/2006... :)
by Jimmy Olsen
2006-09-02 23:35
One, two, three, four...eight! here we go now:

WE HEARD: who is the blonde popular model with enhanced puppies currently dating some photographer? Hint = her porn past just surfaced on a popular eurobabe related forum.

WE HEARD: who is the (until now) softcore only model with shy next door neighbour hottie looks who shot a hot sex-packed scene for Kevin Maklin? Hint: no hint.

WE HEARD: Who is the super famous czech model who got busted in NYC years ago in a prostitution sting that revealed she helped raking in MILLIONS of dollars from fat cats all over the city? Hint = her name was misspelled in the New York Post article.

WE HEARD: Who is the wild sex child with young looks who decided to escort rather than pose for pictures, and then changed her mind? Hint: mmmm some yellow fruit, long and soft

WE HEARD: A very very tall model had a little trouble finding her shoot location a few weeks ago because she had too much Coca Cola. Uh, that, or another similar product. Hint: No, it wasn't Pepsi.

WE HEARD: A czech toy-only model with sweet looks and long blonde hair is currently moonlighting as personal assistant for wealthy gentlemen with deep pockets and a couple hours to spend. Mmmm, thinking about it, there's like 5 of them who fit the description. Hint: They don't baby sit, although they certainly would change your diaper for extra $$.


WE HEARD: A popular softcore model sued her agent on the pretense that her real name was used for work, and her family found out. Come on, Miss CZ runner-up, you really think you can get $$ for showing the inside of your pink pussy and not get recognized by anyone??! Hint: No no don't sue us please we're already trembling.

WE HEARD: Straight from the twilight zone: A scuffle between two major black swordsmen ended up with one of them having a bit of his tool taken away (bit off, actually!) by the other one, resulting in a lot of blood on the scene. Well. I only partially believe it, but it's too weird not to be true! And the alleged reason for that? Mmm. They don't like to "go" after one has deposited his DNA inside a girl...

WE HEARD: A new model got her pussy all blue and swollen after some producer PUMPED her snatch a little too long! She came back to her agent with her kitty looking twice the regular size and blue as a smurf... Only in CZ!

Who is the young, hot, tall, 100% luscious softcore czech model whose dayjob is in Prague's Ruzyne airport? If you're like Bunny, you will bump into her every time you exit T1 during the weekends. Indeed! HER job is to direct air travellers to the best taxi company in town, famous for its name similar to an S&P Bond Rating...
Hint: she's currently on vacation in Mallorca, Spain for 2 weeks. Dudes, don't miss this opportunity, she's single, and the best catch around if you ask me.

There is no stopping us.
by sbando
2006-09-02 18:08

Tarra White has just landed to a beach near you. Or not. (Pic by the Bunny, Master at Work)
by sbando
2006-09-01 21:57
Well, I'm not quite a quip for the waiting game. And I have a little money, but I have a little pain. And these few golden days, as the days grow so few, these golden days, I'd like to spend 'em with you.


That's "September Song", kids. A crazy cover sung by Lou Reed that appeared in an album called "Lost In The Star: The Music of Kurt Weill", itself lost in the stars now (or out of print).
An apparently irreverent cover, with Lou totally downplaying Weill's lyricism. His September Song sounds like a happy song, one of Lou's "stupid music" parodies. The lyrics have been changed, too, it's not a poem anymore, just everyday's talk. And that's when you get it. It's Lou speaking, it's a regular fella, and his days are dwindling down to a precious few. As always with Lou, the sublime and the gutter meet and poetry and the mundane clash. A forgotten classic.

There is a town in North Ontario... Nick Cave covered Neil Young's Helpless in another obscure tribute album (before reprinting the song in his B-Sides and Rarities collection). Whatever Nick sings, it becomes Nick, check out Kicking Against The Pricks. His voice, and Neil's sense of awe and oppression, that little pain we were talking about is now hurting a little bit more.

Be There, by UNKLE, is one of the most haunting and goosebumps-inducing songs ever written. And I consider it one of the BEST songs ever written. Strange story. DJ Shadow writes it as an instrumental (and it appears as such in UNKLE's first album). But then, after much insisting from James Lavelle, former Roses' singer Ian Brown adds, quite reluctantly, lyrics to the music, before adding his unique voice. The result, it's like visiting another world. And when Ian first listened to the song, he was actually visiting another world, Manchester's Strangeways prison.

The Light 3000. The Smiths for the space age, courtesy of the talented Schneider TM. Machines sing Moz's anthem: "And if a ten ton truck kills the both of us/to to die by your side/the pleasure, the privilege's mine". Apart from the genius cover, it's about not having a home anymore. Whether you're a gay teen in Manchester or a scientist fighting sentient robots.

Utopia, "Mated". When September comes, and days grow shorter, you can appreciate sumptuous ballads like Mated, angelic soul sung by a white boy.

Todd Rundgren, "Tiny Demons". Better the devil you know? I don't think so. Like an army of Oompa Loompas who never get tired, the tiny demons are always at work. Inside you.

Has Sbando gone chill out? Revolting, isn't it? He appreciates "Light My Fire" by Jose Feliciano, elegant cover of an impossible to cover classic. No, it wasn't Will Young who came up with that.

The originals are back! Frog house is history but Cassius are still cool. Toop Toop!

It's the end of our little journey and it's time for us to fly a little higher. Winter is still approaching, but you may find some comfort in Chilled by Nature's "Musical Box (Ulrich Schnauss Remix)". Ulrich Schnauss has the Midas touch, with his crazy mix of computers and 4AD.

Ian Brown, El Mundo Pequeno. You don't need words.

Donny Hathaway, Someday We'll All Be Free. As crazy as it may sound, one day we'll all be.
by Darth Bunny
2006-09-14 20:49
Who is the young, hot, tall, 100% luscious softcore czech model whose dayjob is in Prague's Ruzyne airport? If you're like Bunny, you will bump into her every time you exit T1 during the weekends. Indeed! HER job is to direct air travellers to the best taxi company in town, famous for its name similar to an S&P Bond Rating...
Hint: she's currently on vacation in Mallorca, Spain for 2 weeks. Dudes, don't miss this opportunity, she's single, and the best catch around if you ask me.

SEPTEMBER 2006 SNIPPETS

PAUL MARKHAM TEENS 2006-09-30 20:44

If you were like me, you probably never really noticed how many czech girl there are on ...

This just in 2006-09-30 10:09

Off the press, again: the latest Hot Vidéo features the much anticipated behind-the-scene report on ...

Goodbye summer, hello brain damage 2006-09-26 17:21

As by tradition, I'm going to pick one track for the summer of 2006. Last year, we had all kinds of ...

Last chance Xenia 2006-09-24 16:45

Sex City 3 ia available for pre-order. It's the last chance to admire the wonderful Xenia Lova. ...

Screw the bots! 2006-09-22 13:48

Thanks to all the no-life, sister-shagging losers who were stealing our bandwidth, we had to ...

Strip me! 2006-09-20 15:28

Strip Jennifer! ...

OFF THE PRESS! The Return of the Lord of Porn 2006-09-19 12:03

W, o and mothereffin' w: straight from our Maestro, here's a taste of the first X-Calibur report, a ...

We heard 2006-09-18 21:27

Actually, I SAW a (up to now) very young, luscious czech softcore model go from solo to... anal, DP, ...

I think I saw an ape: the BAPE watch 2006-09-17 17:43

Not a typo! It's the BAPE watch, as in "famous people wearing BAPE" (A Bathing Ape, that is). In the ...

The one with Jennifer-Stone.com 2006-09-17 16:13

Look at the 2006 Ficeb's list of stars. We are proud! Btw, that's the one and ONLY ...

Absolute Pornosaurus! 2006-09-14 21:08

News addicts, rejoice. Vasek from Absolute Stars modeling agency will open his news website next ...

I just can't get enough 2006-09-11 10:23

So if Hef and the Playboy gods don't mind, here's Katka's glorious cover, courtesy of one of our ...

Who's your daddy?? 2006-09-08 17:29

Pierre is our daddy! Our friends at Hot Vidéo announced the deal of the year: fan fave Kathy/Katka is ...

Mellie = mommy (soon!) 2006-09-07 18:41

Mellie (remember the babe?) is scheduled to deliver her baby boy on 9/11/2006... :) ...

The Darkish Corner 2006-09-02 23:35

One, two, three, four...eight! here we go now: WE HEARD: who is the blonde popular model with ...

Splash 2006-09-02 18:08

Tarra White has just landed to a beach near you. Or not. (Pic by the Bunny, Master at Work) ...

Lost In Los Sbandos: 10 september songs to rock to 2006-09-01 21:57

Well, I'm not quite a quip for the waiting game. And I have a little money, but I have a little pain. ...

The Darkish Corner 2006-09-14 20:49

Who is the young, hot, tall, 100% luscious softcore czech model whose dayjob is in Prague's Ruzyne ...

BABES IN THE NEWS


Caylian Curtis

Mellie

Nella

Nikki Rider

Tarra White

Xenia Lova